It gets boring when you’re singing on stage by yourself. I get it. But do a little dance or something, don’t just come up with new ways to hold the mic. That’s not entertainment, that’s just weird. How do you even get into that position? “Aah, I think I’ll sing like this now. It just feels natural.”
Thanks to the amazing Shanna for the tip.
FIRST
NOT SO FIRST!
Second?
How many kids does she have? ‘Cause that is a belly that’s been preggers.
http://thedirtydisher.blogspot.com/
maybe not second, but she does have a great body
She’s the Andrew Dice Clay of the Latino community. or whatever the fuck she is.
She’s trying to hard to suck her stomach in -_-
Ab-solutely, you don’t have that tummy without spitting out a kid or two.
Wow, I wonder what other special abilities she has?
http://www.celebslam.com
I can’t even begin to explain how to describe this…
…but I can tell you the ending of that explanation involves my body convulsing on the floor and shrill, incoherent bleating noises coming out of my hideously contorted face.
Whatever.
Nothing like a flexible gal.
(But I’m a bit surprised by the double hairlines on all these babes, errr…. artists. I doubt if it’s the chemo)
My hips don’t lie. She’s clearly illustrating an advanced sexual technique (as in: that’s exactly how she held me last week).
You tummy-knockers are whacked. She’s smokin. Watch her videos; I don’t care if she’s got some tummy – it’s all how she carries/moves/uses it. The alternatives of the skeletors? Not. I likes wimmin; not little boy bodies with vaginas.
A little birdie told me that Rock and Roll Takeover was scheduled to photograph this very same concert… but then she realized there wouldn’t be any 3rd rate lead-singer cock to eat after the show so she backed out. I heard she ended up doing the Butthole Surfers gig at the local Blarney Stone Pub instead.
Of course all the guy ‘stars’ seem to have a full head of hair for their whole career – so I suppose comment #11 is considered sexist.
man face.
test 123
I can dig a chick with three arms.
shakira acts like a hoe
Lol, I guess that’s the diva’s version of the rappper mic grip!
Chakakakkk….chakakakaka….chaka KAN, CHAKA CHAKA KAN….
This little se
Looks like her show at MSG in NYC. I was there and let’s just say it wasn’t worth the money-microphone poses or no.
I still think she’s totally adorable.
I’d still hit it.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
I was in that concert, this is not the worst move, she did the robot like 6 times. She knows her bellydancing though, but with all the money that she makes can she fix her hair? Better mousse perhaps?
MuchaCerveza, muchoskudos on your name.
I’ll drink a tall, cold frosty Medalla in your name, may death come swiftly to your enemies.
foreign and domestic
Why hasn’t Tommy Mottola gone all Mariah on her and cleaned her up? Oh, that’s right, he’s married to another singer.
This is really gross, but I’d love to see what’s going on under the raised armpit – wrong camera angle here.
Shakira is SO HOT! I find her way with the mic to be inventive and creative. This photo is only a still shot, I wonder how she ended up here and where she went with it. Whatever she does she always reigns supreme! She’s nominated this year for Favorite Female Singer for the People’s Choice Awards. There are only 3 more days to vote, be sure to cast your votes ASAP @ http://www.pcavote.com I got to vote the day the nominations came out because I work with the People’s Choice Awards.
# 27
I checked out your site and didn’t see my name in any of the major catagories.
In other words – Spam Perez – or some other weirdo site. Weirdo.
(She is hot though)
no, shakira just NO.
skank
# 27 The ‘People’s Choice’ is “Give up”.
Give it up to the Jihad with that crap.
Have some of those movies even been released ?
” Well – it’s between Citizen Cain , Casablanca, and The Breakup… Judges ?”
Why does Shakira look different every day and every time I see her!!!! Is it normal!
Talk about a reach around…
Speaking of Mottola, why haven’t we heard any crap about Mariah Carey? Don’t tell me she’s suddenly gone sane lately…
I usually drink beers number 13, 14, and sometimes 15 like that. You don’t want to know what happens after 15…it usually involves bail money.
matt duke
http://www.myspace.com/mattdukemusic
Demonstrating that even she can do a reach around.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/article_sex.htm
I’d find her sexier if she waxed her eyebrows. They look a little bushy to me.
That stomach is okay though. I don’t know about you people saying she’s had kids – she’s flatter than most girls and I see nary a stretch mark. I’m thinking you haven’t actually seen a post-pregnant belly, but I might be wrong.
Oh, and that pose is stupid as hell.
Hah! When I first saw that, I thought it was some stupid new mic clip or something. That was before I read the article, and maybe I didn’t notice the title.
I’m stupid.
LMFAO.
How awkward…
http://www.veryliberating.com
I don’t care if she knows how to hold a mic, I’m still in love with her.
Oh yeah…also, it doesn’t matter because she knows how to hold a cock! Hoo-ah! I bet you thought I was gonna be all nice and shit. Fuck that, I’m White DMX mutha fuckas.
http://www.notveryliberating.com
First!
Well… Her arm might go crazy, but at least her hips don’t lie!
HILARIOUS!! i bet it was some muscle twitch. poor thing. HAHAHA
Never paid much attention to her but i have come to the realization that she’s not that hot if she isnt gyrating her hips on stage.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
Taco flavored keeses… My keeses taste like tacos…
I love her! From the first time I heard her sing in Spanish in Aruba. I think she has talent and is beautiful. I love how she dances too.
For Fucks Sake People,
There isn’t one thing wrong with this chic. She is smoking hot, probably the hottest bitch out there now. Any girl on here whining about her stomach, etc. has a boyfriend/husband who would throw his dick into her in a heartbeat.K? ’nuff said…
I bet she gives a good ‘rusty trombone’……..
that’s the exact pose i get into when i’m about to rip a long, lazy fart