Shakira doesn’t know how to hold a mic

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It gets boring when you’re singing on stage by yourself. I get it. But do a little dance or something, don’t just come up with new ways to hold the mic. That’s not entertainment, that’s just weird. How do you even get into that position? “Aah, I think I’ll sing like this now. It just feels natural.”

Thanks to the amazing Shanna for the tip.