It gets boring when you’re singing on stage by yourself. I get it. But do a little dance or something, don’t just come up with new ways to hold the mic. That’s not entertainment, that’s just weird. How do you even get into that position? “Aah, I think I’ll sing like this now. It just feels natural.”
Thanks to the amazing Shanna for the tip.
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Kapuka | December 7, 2006 at 2:54 pm
FIRST
buzz_clik | December 7, 2006 at 2:56 pm
NOT SO FIRST!
DJSS00 | December 7, 2006 at 2:56 pm
Second?
PaisleyMoon | December 7, 2006 at 2:56 pm
How many kids does she have? ‘Cause that is a belly that’s been preggers.
http://thedirtydisher.blogspot.com/
DJSS00 | December 7, 2006 at 2:57 pm
maybe not second, but she does have a great body
biatcho | December 7, 2006 at 2:58 pm
She’s the Andrew Dice Clay of the Latino community. or whatever the fuck she is.
Saera | December 7, 2006 at 2:59 pm
She’s trying to hard to suck her stomach in -_-
minniememe | December 7, 2006 at 3:00 pm
Ab-solutely, you don’t have that tummy without spitting out a kid or two.
CelebSlam.com | December 7, 2006 at 3:02 pm
Wow, I wonder what other special abilities she has?
http://www.celebslam.com
buzz_clik | December 7, 2006 at 3:04 pm
I can’t even begin to explain how to describe this…
…but I can tell you the ending of that explanation involves my body convulsing on the floor and shrill, incoherent bleating noises coming out of my hideously contorted face.
Binky | December 7, 2006 at 3:13 pm
Whatever.
Nothing like a flexible gal.
(But I’m a bit surprised by the double hairlines on all these babes, errr…. artists. I doubt if it’s the chemo)
whackjob | December 7, 2006 at 3:13 pm
My hips don’t lie. She’s clearly illustrating an advanced sexual technique (as in: that’s exactly how she held me last week).
You tummy-knockers are whacked. She’s smokin. Watch her videos; I don’t care if she’s got some tummy – it’s all how she carries/moves/uses it. The alternatives of the skeletors? Not. I likes wimmin; not little boy bodies with vaginas.
biatcho | December 7, 2006 at 3:14 pm
A little birdie told me that Rock and Roll Takeover was scheduled to photograph this very same concert… but then she realized there wouldn’t be any 3rd rate lead-singer cock to eat after the show so she backed out. I heard she ended up doing the Butthole Surfers gig at the local Blarney Stone Pub instead.
Binky | December 7, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Of course all the guy ‘stars’ seem to have a full head of hair for their whole career – so I suppose comment #11 is considered sexist.
Charm | December 7, 2006 at 3:18 pm
man face.
yashi | December 7, 2006 at 3:30 pm
test 123
saradevil | December 7, 2006 at 3:34 pm
I can dig a chick with three arms.
j | December 7, 2006 at 3:49 pm
shakira acts like a hoe
HollywoodSnark | December 7, 2006 at 3:58 pm
Lol, I guess that’s the diva’s version of the rappper mic grip!
BarbadoSlim | December 7, 2006 at 4:10 pm
Chakakakkk….chakakakaka….chaka KAN, CHAKA CHAKA KAN….
This little se
melady2952 | December 7, 2006 at 4:14 pm
Looks like her show at MSG in NYC. I was there and let’s just say it wasn’t worth the money-microphone poses or no.
SonJaSpiCe | December 7, 2006 at 4:23 pm
I still think she’s totally adorable.
enfilade | December 7, 2006 at 4:29 pm
I’d still hit it.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
MuchaCerveza | December 7, 2006 at 4:30 pm
I was in that concert, this is not the worst move, she did the robot like 6 times. She knows her bellydancing though, but with all the money that she makes can she fix her hair? Better mousse perhaps?
BarbadoSlim | December 7, 2006 at 4:50 pm
MuchaCerveza, muchoskudos on your name.
I’ll drink a tall, cold frosty Medalla in your name, may death come swiftly to your enemies.
foreign and domestic
Tracie | December 7, 2006 at 5:09 pm
Why hasn’t Tommy Mottola gone all Mariah on her and cleaned her up? Oh, that’s right, he’s married to another singer.
This is really gross, but I’d love to see what’s going on under the raised armpit – wrong camera angle here.
Benjamin Rogers | December 7, 2006 at 5:41 pm
Shakira is SO HOT! I find her way with the mic to be inventive and creative. This photo is only a still shot, I wonder how she ended up here and where she went with it. Whatever she does she always reigns supreme! She’s nominated this year for Favorite Female Singer for the People’s Choice Awards. There are only 3 more days to vote, be sure to cast your votes ASAP @ http://www.pcavote.com I got to vote the day the nominations came out because I work with the People’s Choice Awards.
Binky | December 7, 2006 at 6:11 pm
# 27
I checked out your site and didn’t see my name in any of the major catagories.
In other words – Spam Perez – or some other weirdo site. Weirdo.
(She is hot though)
Marela007 | December 7, 2006 at 6:17 pm
no, shakira just NO.
jFp | December 7, 2006 at 6:20 pm
skank
Binky | December 7, 2006 at 6:23 pm
# 27 The ‘People’s Choice’ is “Give up”.
Give it up to the Jihad with that crap.
Have some of those movies even been released ?
” Well – it’s between Citizen Cain , Casablanca, and The Breakup… Judges ?”
somechick | December 7, 2006 at 6:28 pm
Why does Shakira look different every day and every time I see her!!!! Is it normal!
stoplookingatme | December 7, 2006 at 6:33 pm
Talk about a reach around…
Ed Bambrick | December 7, 2006 at 6:52 pm
Speaking of Mottola, why haven’t we heard any crap about Mariah Carey? Don’t tell me she’s suddenly gone sane lately…
Matt Duke | December 7, 2006 at 7:16 pm
I usually drink beers number 13, 14, and sometimes 15 like that. You don’t want to know what happens after 15…it usually involves bail money.
matt duke
http://www.myspace.com/mattdukemusic
HolisticWisdomcom | December 7, 2006 at 7:48 pm
Demonstrating that even she can do a reach around.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/article_sex.htm
EJ | December 7, 2006 at 8:01 pm
I’d find her sexier if she waxed her eyebrows. They look a little bushy to me.
That stomach is okay though. I don’t know about you people saying she’s had kids – she’s flatter than most girls and I see nary a stretch mark. I’m thinking you haven’t actually seen a post-pregnant belly, but I might be wrong.
Oh, and that pose is stupid as hell.
Crapaholic | December 7, 2006 at 8:26 pm
Hah! When I first saw that, I thought it was some stupid new mic clip or something. That was before I read the article, and maybe I didn’t notice the title.
I’m stupid.
Kristin | December 7, 2006 at 8:35 pm
LMFAO.
VeryLiberating.com | December 7, 2006 at 9:15 pm
How awkward…
http://www.veryliberating.com
DrunkBlogger | December 7, 2006 at 10:04 pm
I don’t care if she knows how to hold a mic, I’m still in love with her.
Oh yeah…also, it doesn’t matter because she knows how to hold a cock! Hoo-ah! I bet you thought I was gonna be all nice and shit. Fuck that, I’m White DMX mutha fuckas.
http://www.notveryliberating.com
Raebees | December 7, 2006 at 11:14 pm
First!
MyGosh! | December 8, 2006 at 3:08 am
Well… Her arm might go crazy, but at least her hips don’t lie!
killeristic | December 8, 2006 at 3:23 am
HILARIOUS!! i bet it was some muscle twitch. poor thing. HAHAHA
Mojo | December 8, 2006 at 4:59 am
Never paid much attention to her but i have come to the realization that she’s not that hot if she isnt gyrating her hips on stage.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 8, 2006 at 6:04 am
Taco flavored keeses… My keeses taste like tacos…
happy hands club | December 8, 2006 at 7:10 am
I love her! From the first time I heard her sing in Spanish in Aruba. I think she has talent and is beautiful. I love how she dances too.
PrettyBaby | December 8, 2006 at 7:32 am
For Fucks Sake People,
There isn’t one thing wrong with this chic. She is smoking hot, probably the hottest bitch out there now. Any girl on here whining about her stomach, etc. has a boyfriend/husband who would throw his dick into her in a heartbeat.K? ’nuff said…
Italian Stallion | December 8, 2006 at 7:57 am
I bet she gives a good ‘rusty trombone’……..
girl69 | December 8, 2006 at 8:07 am
that’s the exact pose i get into when i’m about to rip a long, lazy fart