Shakira is ‘On a Break’

January 11th, 2011 // 40 Comments

A surprising amount of you wrote in about this one, so here’s Shakira announcing to the world that she’s not so much single as “temporarily separated” which, let’s be realistic, means exactly the same thing. The only people who don’t bang anyone else while on a break are the dead, and even that’s debatable. Via Shakira.com:

Dear Friends,
During our almost 11 years together we have loved each other deeply, taken care of each other and stood by one another. They have been the most wonderful years of our lives, and thanks to that love and the respect that we share for one another we have been an exceptional couple and partners.
However, since August 2010, we made a mutual decision to take time apart from our romantic relationship. Throughout this time we have continued to work together hand in hand, have remained close and have kept the details absolutely private until now.
We view this period of separation as temporary and as a time of individual growth as we continue to be partners in our business and professional lives.
Antonio continues to oversee and conduct my business and career interests as he has always done. We move forward as partners, developing projects together, working hand in hand and in close communication. Our friendship and understanding of one another is unwavering and indestructible.
We would like to advise that we will not be giving interviews or making more statements with respect to this matter and we appreciate in advance your understanding and respect during this sensitive time in our lives.
Shakira and Antonio

Wow. She’s still going to let this dude be her manager? That seems like a pretty large risk considering by most accounts Shakira kicked the poor bastard to the curb. Or is she that intimidating that he wouldn’t sign her to a 10-year contract making laxative commercials? Because that just seems like the logical payback to me, but then again, I’m a vindictive child who handles most break-ups with accusations of poopheadery and stupid faces. Ladies?

Photos: Splash News, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Yes I finally did it. Thank you Thank you, *takes a bow *

  2. Damn Shakira looks good.

  3. Shakira
    Commented on this photo:

    That is the perfect position right there. I would grab her her and go to work on that. We would be up for best anal scene.

  4. Lender

    She wishes she was as attractive and talented as Amy Winehouse. All she can do is shake her ass. Only purpose of an ass is to shit anyway.

  5. Activia and Human Centipede

    why the fuck do celebrities feel the need to announce their break-ups like a fucking state of the union speech?????

  6. Reggie Rhino

    “Antonio continues to oversee and conduct my business”
    So, is Shakira saying, they are still “friends with privileges” ?

  7. Rumor has it that she is “friendly” with Spanish soccer player Gerard Piqué

  8. As the saying goes, when one door closes, some other guy sticks his junk in Shakira’s “window.”

  9. Shakira
    iOUSHAQ
    Commented on this photo:

    Sizzling…

  10. Sharkbait

    Looks like Shakira realized she was quickly becoming irrelevant again.

    You can’t say:
    “However, since August 2010, we made a mutual decision to take time apart from our romantic relationship. Throughout this time we have continued to work together hand in hand, have remained close and have kept the details absolutely private until now.”

    And still expect people to take this as anything other than fame whoring.

  11. I expect there must be photos of some guy tossing Shakira’s salad and this is the nipping it in the bud.

  12. HeyNow

    Who the hell is she talking about?

  13. I think she’s lying. Check with her hips.

  14. MILF

    That’s one smokin’-hot Arabic & Latina chick who can munch my flying carpet anytime…muy buena!

  15. GravyLeg

    That dude needs to take off the wig and bikini and go back to Mexico. I expected better from NAFTA…

  16. Rough: I like you & I like others too

    Boy, what a disappointment reading to the end. I thought she was having regular orgies with her deserving audience. Lesson learn…

  17. vesp

    Antonio de la Rúa is anything but a poor bastard.

  18. Shakira
    Rough: I like you & I like others too
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my!!!!! apparently her ass cheeks doesn’t lie either…

  19. !!!!!!!

    doesn’t matter how hot she is. after banging the same tail for 11 years, it’s got to seem amazingly predictable and boring.

  20. Shakira
    Commented on this photo:

    The face is kind of meh, but the body is outstanding.

  21. Well, I’ve got to be honest, the timing on this news couldn’t be better. Since I no longer have a shot with Mila Kunis, on account of her getting her eyesight back, I’ve got a viable Plan B with Shakira. Beggars can’t be choosers. I suppose.

  22. Shakira – Dos in el pinko, uno en el stinko, ci?

  23. uncle bill

    she will need a new “Love-Game”, folks.
    ………………I’m still availible!!

  24. Shakira
    Bigo
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks fat on this pics, but in her music video ‘Loca’ she looks skeletal… I don’t understand

  25. jime

    Antonio De la Rua is as shit as his father! I’m glad they have split!

  26. mindtrnr

    Like so many others Skakira’s vayjayjay has been places or shall I say, been around the block quite a few times so another one new tapping of that vayjayjay would not be too much of an issue,You guys bet that withing next 6 months she will be looking to get that vayjayjay tapped again.

  27. Shakira
    tommy
    Commented on this photo:

    shakira i suear on my life that i realy am in love with you pleese call me 00353879360943

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