In this business, sometimes you have to know when to step out of the way and let the wedgies do the work.
This is one of those times.
and the clouds opened up, and a chorus of angels sang……………..
Shakira – Its whats for Diner
going with the high brow shit, Marcel?
If you think this is the first time I’ve gone highbrow, McBeef, you just haven’t been paying attention.
Thanks for elevating the t & a commentary, guys.
Ja! Das ist eine fantastiche heiney!
OK, we definitely need more comments on this post so that it will be in the year end “Best Of”
Compliments to Colombia. This is their best export since coke. Isn’t Vergera Colombian also? Why are humans living anywhere but there?
I would promise my firstborn child to Rumpelstiltskin if he had the HD versions of these photos.
viva las ve………..COLOMBIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
… and this is why we know that along with beer it proves that there is a god and he loves us.
Screw this, I’m movin’ to Miami.
i’d like to help her with that wedgie using both my nose and tongue.
OMG, I’m a heterosexual woman and I’d ike a piece of this…! Very nice, Shakira!
YOU BETCHA, LADY!–AND IN A RARE MOMENT-YA JUST MIGHT—BUT SHE’S NEVER TELL ON YOU—!
THAT GIRL-WHEN SHE’S OILED TO A GLISTEN AND DRENCHED IN A SWEAT FROM HER HIP-SHAKING BELLY DANCE-MAKES MORTALS CRUMPLE TO THE FLOOR AND CRY—
I MET SHAKIRA THROUGH MY JOB GUARDING ANTONIO DE LA RUA AT HIS CONDO, BACK IN 2002-ANY REAL QUESTIONS,FOLKS? I AM AN EMPATH-SO I GOT REALLY INTERESTING VIBES OFF THIS GAL-WHICH IS SUBJECTIVE, OF COURSE-BUT I WILL TELL YOU-SHE IS ONE OF THE MOST COMPLEX AND INTERESTING HUMAN BEINGS WALKING THE FACE OF PLANET EARTH. A BIT SCARY-PACKAGED IN SUCH A SHORT LITTLE PERSON-BUT SUPER-CHARGED!
those hips don’t lie!!! yowza!!
too bad she’s such a moron.
AND SHE TALKED TO YOU AND FLIRTED, AND YOU KNOW HER—HOW?! YOU WISHHHHHH! I KNOOOOOOOW! AND THAT-LEAVES YOU OUT IN THE COLD,DUDE!
BUT WITH A LAST NAME MONIKER OF BEAGLE-C’MON PUBLIC, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT! AT LEAST WITH ME-I LOOK HALFWAY DECENT AND SINCE SHAKIRA DOESN’T DATE TONY ANYMORE0HAHAHAHAHAHA0I HAVE A CHANCE! (like if and when pigs fly by!)
Would someone mind awfully saying something negative about her.
All of this positive talk isn’t what I came to the site for. Thank you.
Nothing bad to say about her, but I did notice that Charles Manson’s semi-literate kid brother is trolling this page. Hey RANDRAND what color was her aura… haha I’m kidding, gofuckyourself.
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