Grainy Shots of Shakira’s Bikini Riding Up Her Butt

January 6th, 2012 // 118 Comments

In this business, sometimes you have to know when to step out of the way and let the wedgies do the work.

This is one of those times.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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  1. Shakira Bikini Butt
    Jill Ess
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    Fucking hipster paparazzis and their Instagrams.

    • henny

      holy shit, thank you for this

    • This isn’t an instagram picture, I’m pretty sure there’s a curtain(most likely for privacy) between the photography and Shakira. The curtain looks like it reflects sunlight pretty easily, so as to make it difficult to take pictures, or just to soften the natural light.

      You can see the wrinkles in the curtain throughout this gallery.

  2. tlmck

    Screw this, I’m movin’ to Miami.

  3. mel

    i’d like to help her with that wedgie using both my nose and tongue.

  4. Miss Pepper

    OMG, I’m a heterosexual woman and I’d ike a piece of this…! Very nice, Shakira!

    • RANDRAND

      YOU BETCHA, LADY!–AND IN A RARE MOMENT-YA JUST MIGHT—BUT SHE’S NEVER TELL ON YOU—!

      • RANDRAND

        THAT GIRL-WHEN SHE’S OILED TO A GLISTEN AND DRENCHED IN A SWEAT FROM HER HIP-SHAKING BELLY DANCE-MAKES MORTALS CRUMPLE TO THE FLOOR AND CRY—

  5. Shakira Bikini Butt
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    Meh… For a Latina, that is a rather mediocre culo.

  6. Shakira Bikini Butt
    anon
    Commented on this photo:

    If I could have a celebrity’s body, this would be it. So perfect!

  7. RANDRAND

    I MET SHAKIRA THROUGH MY JOB GUARDING ANTONIO DE LA RUA AT HIS CONDO, BACK IN 2002-ANY REAL QUESTIONS,FOLKS? I AM AN EMPATH-SO I GOT REALLY INTERESTING VIBES OFF THIS GAL-WHICH IS SUBJECTIVE, OF COURSE-BUT I WILL TELL YOU-SHE IS ONE OF THE MOST COMPLEX AND INTERESTING HUMAN BEINGS WALKING THE FACE OF PLANET EARTH. A BIT SCARY-PACKAGED IN SUCH A SHORT LITTLE PERSON-BUT SUPER-CHARGED!

  8. Shakira Bikini Butt
    KV
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    Horrible Colombian wannabe. I dunno what’s worst, her music, her voice or her face or her ass. HIDEOUS !!!

  9. oh i know

    those hips don’t lie!!! yowza!!

  10. stevebeagle

    too bad she’s such a moron.

    • RANDRAND

      AND SHE TALKED TO YOU AND FLIRTED, AND YOU KNOW HER—HOW?! YOU WISHHHHHH! I KNOOOOOOOW! AND THAT-LEAVES YOU OUT IN THE COLD,DUDE!

  11. RANDRAND

    BUT WITH A LAST NAME MONIKER OF BEAGLE-C’MON PUBLIC, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT! AT LEAST WITH ME-I LOOK HALFWAY DECENT AND SINCE SHAKIRA DOESN’T DATE TONY ANYMORE0HAHAHAHAHAHA0I HAVE A CHANCE! (like if and when pigs fly by!)

  12. Always say cunt

    Would someone mind awfully saying something negative about her.

    All of this positive talk isn’t what I came to the site for. Thank you.

  13. timmy

    Nothing bad to say about her, but I did notice that Charles Manson’s semi-literate kid brother is trolling this page. Hey RANDRAND what color was her aura… haha I’m kidding, gofuckyourself.

  14. Shakira Bikini Butt
    Master Cherry Plucker
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    You honestly think JUSTIN BIEBER would take that?!? NONO Wrong gender…

  15. Shakira Bikini Butt
    Master Cherry Plucker
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    Looks better than prime Colombian hash… probably lasts longer, too!

  16. Shakira Bikini Butt
    Vgirl
    Commented on this photo:

    “Let me get that for you Shakira” – This coming from a heterosexual female.

  17. Shakira Bikini Butt
    Boo
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    You just want to go over and slap that ass!

  18. Shakira Bikini Butt
    sj
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    ass dont lie

  19. Shakira Bikini Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    A new place for me to keep my face!

  20. Shakira Bikini Butt
    JJ-Slick
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    i had my hand up but i guess she wasn’t looking at me

  21. Shakira Bikini Butt
    RACEDR
    Commented on this photo:

    I LIKE EM ON ALL 4

  22. Shakira Bikini Butt
    pavan
    Commented on this photo:

    shakira is my favourite model and she is done it again

  23. Shakira Bikini Butt
    smj
    Commented on this photo:

    zama da walar kotakarai pa ke tash kam pa di kona kona ke warla

  24. Shakira Bikini Butt
    will
    Commented on this photo:

    i love u soy dominicano

  25. Shakira Bikini Butt
    will
    Commented on this photo:

    te nesesito

  26. Shakira Bikini Butt
    will
    Commented on this photo:

    no lie i am in love with my girl, but i love you too.

  27. Shakira Bikini Butt
    will
    Commented on this photo:

    i would love to dance with you, hit me up.

  28. Shakira Bikini Butt
    ahmad
    Commented on this photo:

    i wana love you Shakira you look soooo hot aahhhhhhh

  29. Shakira Bikini Butt
    big fan
    Commented on this photo:

    I think it’s safe to say that with an ass like that, she’s spent a good amount of time in this position

  30. Shakira Bikini Butt
    do me next
    Commented on this photo:

    She must get nailed doggy style like it’s her job

  31. Shakira Bikini Butt
    laurita
    Commented on this photo:

    DAFUQ?! this pic printed onto a bed linen?

  32. Shakira Bikini Butt
    Sandoucheky
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll never be an Argentinian prince or a head of state in some Latin country, so I’ll never tap that. Time for me to die now.

  33. Shakira Bikini Butt
    angerinside
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    I bet she shits diamonds out of a platinum asshole.

  34. Shakira Bikini Butt
    squiggy
    Commented on this photo:

    what’s with the “zapruder film” quality rez here? that man should never be aloud to film ass again…unless he’s exclusively used for kardasian shoots of course.

  35. Shakira Bikini Butt
    san
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    i wonder what she was doing , masturbating????

  36. Shakira Bikini Butt
    Rob
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    I’d tung that ass

  37. Shakira Bikini Butt
    ferry
    Commented on this photo:

    wow nice butt thnxs shakira

  38. Shakira Bikini Butt
    snookie
    Commented on this photo:

    I would blow spoogee if my dick rubbed against her ass.

  39. Shakira Bikini Butt
    snookie
    Commented on this photo:

    I would be content to slap her ass just to watch it jiggle.

  40. Shakira Bikini Butt
    snookie
    Commented on this photo:

    She is inside a mosquito tent.

  41. Shakira Bikini Butt
    Skeeter
    Commented on this photo:

    If I ever strike it big on the lottery I’d give up the entire amount of money just to be able to tongue Shakira’s asshole whenever I wanted. Well…I’d want to be able to bang her too once I’m done eating her asshole.

  42. Shakira Bikini Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish that she would have stood up but still enjoyable!

  43. Shakira Bikini Butt
    Alan
    Commented on this photo:

    EWWWWWWWWW,

    fugly midget and a phony.

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