Sex and the City NYC Premiere: I hope they wear insane dresses. Oh, good!

May 28th, 2008 // 77 Comments

Sarah Jessica Parker and the girls dazzled New York last night at the premiere of Sex and the City: The Movie. And by dazzled I mean these broads look ridiculous. For a show that’s about fashion you’d figure they’d at least look somewhat hot and not like my high school prom if everyone was 40. All that said, I present to you, for your mocking pleasure, the lovable characters of Sex and the City: HorseFace, Slutty Cougar, The One Who Used to Be Hot Five Years Ago and Does it Matter?

Enjoy!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Inside Job by Eurasian Hegemons

    The end of one age is near…all hail the Oligarchy!

  2. Cheers people.

    x

  3. jc

    Is anyone else getting virus warnings from this post?

  4. Maybe try ‘Excerpt’* # 32 Mr. Binkwad.
    So #45 – Inside job ? Where you go ?
    Shaken, but not stirred over here at Chung King Mansions. (Kowloon 17th floor)
    (Hong Kong)
    fygu – where you go ?

  5. NY Ted

    Any dumb fuck who actually pays money to see this crap should have to spend the rest of their lives shoveling sheep shit in New Zealand!

  6. #53 No – but you have bad breath !
    (I make little joke there.)

  7. So.NY Ted. We agree. We no watch chicky shows.
    But is this pic just gravity Ted ?
    Inside job ?

  8. NY Ted – Where you go ?

  9. Ooops sorry Knee – the guy who took all the pix says this is the better one…gravity ?
    Oh. Right. Off topic Ok.
    ‘Sucks in the City.’
    “They keep killing us and no one is ever charged.
    Poisoned workers can’t even get health care,” SJP
    (Just kidding)

    SJP : How’s my dress ?

  10. Mitosis

    i think SJP looks really good in these photos, her eyes look incredibly blue , yeah it looks like a prom dress but i think she pulled it off.

  11. jamie

    Love them, loved the show. They look fabulesssss!

  12. Slutty Cougar looks like she’s wearing lace-sash bandaids. What the hell ARE those things?

    Does It Matter’s dress actually looks nice on her. Not that it matters. har

  13. ed

    They’re not old.

    They’re attractive and sexy.

    Kim’s not fat (at 5’3″ with 40+ inch hips).

    Of course, no penis is responding to any of this nonsense.

  14. Dan

    Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “.On “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m”,there are many beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more friends,find their lover.On that site,they make friends each other.If you are single now,I think you would come to the site.Please believe yourself,you will find your lover.Come on!

  15. JimmyBachaFungool

    SJP is one fugly looking bitch. I love it how women think she’s attractive. They don’t know what attractive is. Attractive is Robin Meade from CNN Headline News 6am-10am Monday through friday.

  16. MassGrrl

    What’s hysterical is that “Does it Matter” lesbian looks the best of all of them.

  17. Kelly

    I like SJP’s dress — and the fact that it takes attention AWAY from her face is just gravy.

  18. stizz

    I can’t waaaaaaait to see this movie. Seriously. SJP isn’t THAT ugly, i mean she’s definitely not your typical beauty, but she’s cute.

  19. pirhan

    You know, I really like the top of SJP’s dress.. the bottom is another story.

  20. emmyem

    Ahhhh, “Sex When it’s Shitty” finally premeires. What do we live in, BIZARRO WORLD? I know people need “fantasty” stuff when times are bad, but these women (ESPECIALLY SJP) are NOT hot. And hey, I know quite a few women in their forties that look fabulous.
    Now we are seeing one giant F**KING WART on SJP’S (aka Big Brown) CHIN, (does SHE NOT SEE THAT THING?) Get it taken off! It’s not a “beauty mark”, unless that is the sign of beauty on the planet HORSEICON.
    And Kim? She’s thick, and SHE has that thing over her lip that I am SURE she has to pull hair out of all the time.
    Like Chris Noth would be caught dead (I mean really dead) trying to do it with SJP.
    In real life, they’d all be on Match.com or something, constantly.
    The other two? It’s like looking at air.
    “Hating on SJP”? Who writes that stupid phrase? It’s just, what it is! SHE IS UGLY!

  21. Erica

    I’m seeing this movie tomorrow. I’m so excited. Haha.

  22. FRank

    Years ago I came up with the half-serious hypothesis that every so often a bunch of Hollywood studio execs will sit around over drinks and cigars and place bets on whether they can get the goyim to buy some hideous yentabeast as a sex symbol. Not a conspiracy to change beauty standards, but the sort of thing men with too much money and power do for amusement.

  23. Huh?

    so cruel! Sarah Jessica Parker is beautiful- she’s kind hearted and lovely in every way- screw you Superficial and screw the ratings that positioned her as ‘most unattractive/un-sexiest woman- whatever- bullshit! She’s glamorous and awesome and the whole cast look fabulous here- SATC is an empowering and awesome show.

  24. Huh?

    so cruel! Sarah Jessica Parker is beautiful- she’s kind hearted and lovely in every way- screw you Superficial and screw the ratings that positioned her as ‘most unattractive/un-sexiest woman- whatever- bullshit! She’s glamorous and awesome and the whole cast look fabulous here- SATC is an empowering and awesome show.

  25. HelloLover

    So, I absolutely loved the movie! It was a great way to wrap up the series. Even though the fashions are somewhat eccentric, they are always amazing. I was very excited when I found out that I could get my own LOVE keychain, check it out:
    http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/sex-girls-know-how-to-make-em-laugh/

  26. fred

    she still looks like a foot!

  27. FashionFurious

    amazing dress!!! me LOVE it …

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