Sex and the City NYC Premiere: I hope they wear insane dresses. Oh, good!

May 28th, 2008 // 77 Comments

Sarah Jessica Parker and the girls dazzled New York last night at the premiere of Sex and the City: The Movie. And by dazzled I mean these broads look ridiculous. For a show that’s about fashion you’d figure they’d at least look somewhat hot and not like my high school prom if everyone was 40. All that said, I present to you, for your mocking pleasure, the lovable characters of Sex and the City: HorseFace, Slutty Cougar, The One Who Used to Be Hot Five Years Ago and Does it Matter?

Enjoy!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. lame

    no fucking thank you

  2. restingonlaurels

    yeah… i don’t even think she was hot five years ago. cynthia nixon’s the best looking one for sure.

  3. restingonlaurels

    yeah… i don’t even think she was hot five years ago. cynthia nixon’s the best looking one for sure.

  4. ________________________________

    Yuck!

  5. mariliis

    I think that Kristin Davis still looks hot.

  6. Does It Matter is my favorite..

  7. nameless

    You guys are all haters. SJP looks fantastic in that gown – it brings out the blue of her eyes. I love the jewelry too – she’s gorgeous.

  8. Quinn

    WTF is wrong with horse face’s tit?

  9. havoc

    Mister Ed in a blue dress.

    *yawn*

    .

  10. Joliet Jake

    Will SJP beat Big Brown at the Belmont Stakes and steal the Triple Crown??!!

    I say yes. Absolutely yes.

  11. SnC

    I agree. Why does this site alway hate on SJP all the time? She’s still the finest one of the cast. MAXIM mag was RETARDED for posting her in that ugly list. Maddd haters all over!

  12. Where is the Fucking PRINCE !

  13. SnC

    I agree. Why does this site alway hate on SJP all the time? She’s still the finest one of the cast. MAXIM mag was RETARDED for posting her in that ugly list. Maddd haters all over!

  14. Where is the Fucking PRINCE !

  15. Auntie Kryst

    Good for Sarah. She looks genuinely happy, poised, her mane is shiny, and she’s got that special look in her eye that just lets you know that she is ready to rrrrun..

  16. Guy LeDouche

    #2 You are one sick demented retard. Cynthia Nixon looks like a baboon that got trampled by a herd of elephants.

  17. restingonlaurels

    sick demented retard, #16?? harsh. @11, that was really fucked up of maxim. still, i don’t see the appeal. she actually makes sex and the city a little hard to watch sometimes. just a little bit.

  18. nipolian

    When exactly did Kim Cattrall turn into Blanche Devereaux?

  19. deacon jones

    Just a bunch of clucking hens providing 2 hours of escape for all the fat soccer moms…enjoy

  20. jessi

    They all look good actually. Parker really doesn’t deserve all the hate she gets. And seriously, none of them are old. Old for Hollywood perhaps, but not old for….. the planet.

  21. snarky

    Oh my gosh, those nicknames were fricken hilarious fish guy!…spot on, spot on! These old hags (and I don’t mean old hags as in old age, I just mean old as in, naggy haggy nasty over rated ) never should have been famous in the first place, they’re nothing special. And now they just look beyond ridiculous in their “prom” dresses.

  22. restingonlaurels

    18 – if sex and the city were golden girls, kim catrell would definitely be blanche devereaux. and the one that was hot 5 years ago would be rose, does it matter would be dorothy, and i guess by default sjp would be the annoying granny one…

  23. deacon jones

    @22
    I think you meant “…the annoying tranny one”

  24. big teeth

    SJP looks like a friggin’ banshee mac tonight..

  25. April Drummond

    Comment #19 that was funny..I am going to see the movie Friday so I will be definitely looking around at the audience to see how many soccer moms are there.

  26. April Drummond

    Comment #19 that was funny..I am going to see the movie Friday so I will be definitely looking around at the audience to see how many soccer moms are there.

  27. justifiable

    I’m so pleased all those dry cleaner bags I turned in for recycling got used for SJP’s dress!

    And I think Kim and Kristen would have been better off wearing the actual cleaner bags than these fugly horrors.

  28. weirdo

    I still think Kristin Davis is hotttttt! I’d eat her ass with a spoon!

  29. delic8

    sjp’s dress is not that bad… but it looks shitty on her, mostly because it does not even slightly fit. whatever kc is wearing… i think she just escaped area 51.

    meh. it’s a show i’ve never watched being made into a movie that is beyond dumb. who cares?

  30. Randal

    OMFG! This is going to be THE BIGGEST movie of the summer!

    Sex and the City, the movie. HELLO?

    These four are looking smashing in their premiere outfits, dazzling and sparkling from head to toe. Now wonder the TV show was a smash hit and now the movie, even before it’s out to the public.

    Look out Indy, this is one adventure that will knock you off your feet!

    Randal

  31. Reel World

    A horse is a horse of course of course…

    Save Ferris!!

  32. Binky

    (My sources sent me an except from the epic – Bedroom scene 20 minutes)
    SJP : (cooing) Well, I’m real City girl, and I’m still having a few problems with ‘free fall collapse speed.’
    Mr. Big : WTF ? I even took the little blue pill. Do I have to go Cialis ?
    SJP : Oh forget it. You were always just a Himbo anyway…
    Too bad this show never got any writers.

  33. L.Linus

    Bring out the freaks and gays, Sex and the freaking City is on. Sarah is the old gluehorse, Kristin is still kinda hot, Kim, looks just old and Cynthia, well she goes down on a woman uglier than most men.

  34. L.Linus

    Bring out the freaks and gays, Sex and the freaking City is on. Sarah is the old gluehorse, Kristin is still kinda hot, Kim, looks just old and Cynthia, well she goes down on a woman uglier than most men.

  35. Kristin is still hot, so shaaaaaaaaaaaaadup all you slags!

  36. Sam Brown

    My critique:

    The Ranga look pretty good (if ya like Ranga’s)
    The excess sperm storage unit looks ok for a 50 YEAR OLD
    The Horse is morphing into a mermaid … SEA HORSE lmao
    I am not going to comment on that gold thing, I just cant, it’s too disgusting for words

  37. TheSchmidt

    @ 30. Randal
    I think I want to kill you.

    You remind me of a joke my wife came up with this weekend…

    What did one gay man, that likes sex in the city, say to his ‘partner’ in the middle of a long weekend?
    ……..
    What else can we fit in there?

    (i added ‘that likes sex in the city’, so it could remind me of you)

    I love you

    love,
    Me

  38. Anna

    SJP’s dress is Nina Ricci, and it’s SUPER high fashion and it’s kindof amazing.

  39. 420

    Kristin looks gorgeous.

  40. morga

    Kristin Davis still looks good

    #22, that might have been the funniest thing that I’ve read all day

  41. buttstain

    I’d let each one give me a rusty trombone… that’s about it…

  42. Elephant riders, Giant spiders, Dragons, Serpent men...

    …Randal. We’re coming after you man. It doesn’t matter where you go to hide. We will find you and ravage your soul.

    Fish that was poisonous!!!!!!!!! As an evil fuck I loved it!

  43. Ted from LA

    Anyone who doesn’t appreciate Randal is a dumb fuck. That said, this looks like a prom for 40 year olds gone bad.

  44. sHHH… And in other news – so Stewart FINALLY mentions 9/11 Truth yesterday.
    (Sidney Pollack thread, for those of you keeping score at home # 11 ish)
    But to be honest, it turned out to be…a bit disappointing… He brings in some ‘Matt Taibbi’ (SP?) shill who”s so desperate he’s apparently on the Bill Maher show. This clever guy says he infiltrated ‘Truthers’ who planned a ‘movie night’ and thought the media should be overhauled. Yuck Yuck. Tell me another. Much like what Scott McClellan’s(sp) ? book out now says.. Yuck Yuck. When’s Scott’s Movie night ? Etc. This Taibbi could be a new Jackie Mason.
    (and #13 Sid Pollack thread – maybe try the University of Phoenix. I’ve heard they have a few good programs)

  45. fygu

    Binky please find another forum to share your political views on.
    When you compare these women to “real world” women that are their ages you can say that they all look good. 99% of women over 40 and 50 look absolutely horrible, and mostly because they don’t try–or they’ve given up. I will not see this movie but I guarantee that the audience will be homo men, teenage girls, and singletons of a “certain” age who wish they looked like these women and had their lives. SAD

  46. #45 – Political views ? It’s more a compliance or lack thereof with mass murder.
    Welcome to the site fygu. Gr8 comments.
    So like, maybe check out this pic # 45.
    Collapse ? Or Explosion ?

  47. Cliff Notes : Well. Bink, to me, – this pic doesn’t look like a collapse caused entirely by gravity.
    Binky : Good point Cliff. ‘Sucks in the City’.

  48. Ted from LA to elope with Randal

    Congratz Ted. I really thought Randal could do better though.

  49. So #48. Ted may be away….
    Inside job ?

  50. Dear Bink

    Don’t feel bad brother. The average idiot hasn’t a clue and will starve soon anyway now tha peak oil is upon us!

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