Sarah Jessica Parker and the girls dazzled New York last night at the premiere of Sex and the City: The Movie. And by dazzled I mean these broads look ridiculous. For a show that’s about fashion you’d figure they’d at least look somewhat hot and not like my high school prom if everyone was 40. All that said, I present to you, for your mocking pleasure, the lovable characters of Sex and the City: HorseFace, Slutty Cougar, The One Who Used to Be Hot Five Years Ago and Does it Matter?
Enjoy!
Photos: Splash News
lame | May 28, 2008 at 4:58 pm
no fucking thank you
restingonlaurels | May 28, 2008 at 4:59 pm
yeah… i don’t even think she was hot five years ago. cynthia nixon’s the best looking one for sure.
restingonlaurels | May 28, 2008 at 4:59 pm
yeah… i don’t even think she was hot five years ago. cynthia nixon’s the best looking one for sure.
________________________________ | May 28, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Yuck!
mariliis | May 28, 2008 at 5:00 pm
I think that Kristin Davis still looks hot.
FRIST!!! | May 28, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Does It Matter is my favorite..
nameless | May 28, 2008 at 5:04 pm
You guys are all haters. SJP looks fantastic in that gown – it brings out the blue of her eyes. I love the jewelry too – she’s gorgeous.
Quinn | May 28, 2008 at 5:07 pm
WTF is wrong with horse face’s tit?
havoc | May 28, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Mister Ed in a blue dress.
*yawn*
.
Joliet Jake | May 28, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Will SJP beat Big Brown at the Belmont Stakes and steal the Triple Crown??!!
I say yes. Absolutely yes.
SnC | May 28, 2008 at 5:12 pm
I agree. Why does this site alway hate on SJP all the time? She’s still the finest one of the cast. MAXIM mag was RETARDED for posting her in that ugly list. Maddd haters all over!
melissa | May 28, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Where is the Fucking PRINCE !
SnC | May 28, 2008 at 5:12 pm
I agree. Why does this site alway hate on SJP all the time? She’s still the finest one of the cast. MAXIM mag was RETARDED for posting her in that ugly list. Maddd haters all over!
melissa | May 28, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Where is the Fucking PRINCE !
Auntie Kryst | May 28, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Good for Sarah. She looks genuinely happy, poised, her mane is shiny, and she’s got that special look in her eye that just lets you know that she is ready to rrrrun..
Guy LeDouche | May 28, 2008 at 5:22 pm
#2 You are one sick demented retard. Cynthia Nixon looks like a baboon that got trampled by a herd of elephants.
restingonlaurels | May 28, 2008 at 5:29 pm
sick demented retard, #16?? harsh. @11, that was really fucked up of maxim. still, i don’t see the appeal. she actually makes sex and the city a little hard to watch sometimes. just a little bit.
nipolian | May 28, 2008 at 5:33 pm
When exactly did Kim Cattrall turn into Blanche Devereaux?
deacon jones | May 28, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Just a bunch of clucking hens providing 2 hours of escape for all the fat soccer moms…enjoy
jessi | May 28, 2008 at 5:38 pm
They all look good actually. Parker really doesn’t deserve all the hate she gets. And seriously, none of them are old. Old for Hollywood perhaps, but not old for….. the planet.
snarky | May 28, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Oh my gosh, those nicknames were fricken hilarious fish guy!…spot on, spot on! These old hags (and I don’t mean old hags as in old age, I just mean old as in, naggy haggy nasty over rated ) never should have been famous in the first place, they’re nothing special. And now they just look beyond ridiculous in their “prom” dresses.
restingonlaurels | May 28, 2008 at 5:55 pm
18 – if sex and the city were golden girls, kim catrell would definitely be blanche devereaux. and the one that was hot 5 years ago would be rose, does it matter would be dorothy, and i guess by default sjp would be the annoying granny one…
deacon jones | May 28, 2008 at 6:03 pm
@22
I think you meant “…the annoying tranny one”
big teeth | May 28, 2008 at 6:37 pm
SJP looks like a friggin’ banshee mac tonight..
April Drummond | May 28, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Comment #19 that was funny..I am going to see the movie Friday so I will be definitely looking around at the audience to see how many soccer moms are there.
April Drummond | May 28, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Comment #19 that was funny..I am going to see the movie Friday so I will be definitely looking around at the audience to see how many soccer moms are there.
justifiable | May 28, 2008 at 6:42 pm
I’m so pleased all those dry cleaner bags I turned in for recycling got used for SJP’s dress!
And I think Kim and Kristen would have been better off wearing the actual cleaner bags than these fugly horrors.
weirdo | May 28, 2008 at 6:47 pm
I still think Kristin Davis is hotttttt! I’d eat her ass with a spoon!
delic8 | May 28, 2008 at 6:48 pm
sjp’s dress is not that bad… but it looks shitty on her, mostly because it does not even slightly fit. whatever kc is wearing… i think she just escaped area 51.
meh. it’s a show i’ve never watched being made into a movie that is beyond dumb. who cares?
Randal | May 28, 2008 at 7:05 pm
OMFG! This is going to be THE BIGGEST movie of the summer!
Sex and the City, the movie. HELLO?
These four are looking smashing in their premiere outfits, dazzling and sparkling from head to toe. Now wonder the TV show was a smash hit and now the movie, even before it’s out to the public.
Look out Indy, this is one adventure that will knock you off your feet!
Randal
Reel World | May 28, 2008 at 7:09 pm
A horse is a horse of course of course…
Save Ferris!!
Binky | May 28, 2008 at 7:36 pm
(My sources sent me an except from the epic – Bedroom scene 20 minutes)
SJP : (cooing) Well, I’m real City girl, and I’m still having a few problems with ‘free fall collapse speed.’
Mr. Big : WTF ? I even took the little blue pill. Do I have to go Cialis ?
SJP : Oh forget it. You were always just a Himbo anyway…
Too bad this show never got any writers.
L.Linus | May 28, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Bring out the freaks and gays, Sex and the freaking City is on. Sarah is the old gluehorse, Kristin is still kinda hot, Kim, looks just old and Cynthia, well she goes down on a woman uglier than most men.
L.Linus | May 28, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Bring out the freaks and gays, Sex and the freaking City is on. Sarah is the old gluehorse, Kristin is still kinda hot, Kim, looks just old and Cynthia, well she goes down on a woman uglier than most men.
mills70 | May 28, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Kristin is still hot, so shaaaaaaaaaaaaadup all you slags!
Sam Brown | May 28, 2008 at 9:21 pm
My critique:
The Ranga look pretty good (if ya like Ranga’s)
The excess sperm storage unit looks ok for a 50 YEAR OLD
The Horse is morphing into a mermaid … SEA HORSE lmao
I am not going to comment on that gold thing, I just cant, it’s too disgusting for words
TheSchmidt | May 28, 2008 at 9:31 pm
@ 30. Randal
I think I want to kill you.
You remind me of a joke my wife came up with this weekend…
What did one gay man, that likes sex in the city, say to his ‘partner’ in the middle of a long weekend?
……..
What else can we fit in there?
(i added ‘that likes sex in the city’, so it could remind me of you)
I love you
love,
Me
Anna | May 28, 2008 at 9:45 pm
SJP’s dress is Nina Ricci, and it’s SUPER high fashion and it’s kindof amazing.
420 | May 28, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Kristin looks gorgeous.
morga | May 28, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Kristin Davis still looks good
#22, that might have been the funniest thing that I’ve read all day
buttstain | May 28, 2008 at 10:16 pm
I’d let each one give me a rusty trombone… that’s about it…
Elephant riders, Giant spiders, Dragons, Serpent men... | May 28, 2008 at 10:27 pm
…Randal. We’re coming after you man. It doesn’t matter where you go to hide. We will find you and ravage your soul.
Fish that was poisonous!!!!!!!!! As an evil fuck I loved it!
Ted from LA | May 28, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Anyone who doesn’t appreciate Randal is a dumb fuck. That said, this looks like a prom for 40 year olds gone bad.
Binky | May 28, 2008 at 10:49 pm
sHHH… And in other news – so Stewart FINALLY mentions 9/11 Truth yesterday.
(Sidney Pollack thread, for those of you keeping score at home # 11 ish)
But to be honest, it turned out to be…a bit disappointing… He brings in some ‘Matt Taibbi’ (SP?) shill who”s so desperate he’s apparently on the Bill Maher show. This clever guy says he infiltrated ‘Truthers’ who planned a ‘movie night’ and thought the media should be overhauled. Yuck Yuck. Tell me another. Much like what Scott McClellan’s(sp) ? book out now says.. Yuck Yuck. When’s Scott’s Movie night ? Etc. This Taibbi could be a new Jackie Mason.
(and #13 Sid Pollack thread – maybe try the University of Phoenix. I’ve heard they have a few good programs)
fygu | May 28, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Binky please find another forum to share your political views on.
When you compare these women to “real world” women that are their ages you can say that they all look good. 99% of women over 40 and 50 look absolutely horrible, and mostly because they don’t try–or they’ve given up. I will not see this movie but I guarantee that the audience will be homo men, teenage girls, and singletons of a “certain” age who wish they looked like these women and had their lives. SAD
Binky | May 28, 2008 at 11:14 pm
#45 – Political views ? It’s more a compliance or lack thereof with mass murder.
Welcome to the site fygu. Gr8 comments.
So like, maybe check out this pic # 45.
Collapse ? Or Explosion ?
Cliff Notes | May 28, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Cliff Notes : Well. Bink, to me, – this pic doesn’t look like a collapse caused entirely by gravity.
Binky : Good point Cliff. ‘Sucks in the City’.
Ted from LA to elope with Randal | May 28, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Congratz Ted. I really thought Randal could do better though.
Knee Ya Ha Ha | May 28, 2008 at 11:47 pm
So #48. Ted may be away….
Inside job ?
Dear Bink | May 28, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Don’t feel bad brother. The average idiot hasn’t a clue and will starve soon anyway now tha peak oil is upon us!