Seth Rogen shot down by Megan Fox and other news

The Superficial / July 31, 2009


- Robert Pattinson looks like “feminie,” according to Twilight co-star Nikki Reed. She’ll be dead within the hour. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katherine Heigl’s mouth is basically one more retarded comment away from sodomizing her career. [Celebslam]

- Kevin Federline doesn’t do tips. Unless it’s his penis and no condoms are involved. Back me up, Jayden. [The Blemish]

- Ashley Tisdale says kissing Zac Efron is weird. Hmm, yes. I could see how him constantly asking “Hey, where’s your penis?” could be a tad awkward. [PopEater]

- Jude Law’s knows how to treat a lady he had unprotected sex with for a week. [Just Jared]

- Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are back together? Did the herpes not stick? I don’t get it. [PopSugar]