Seth Rogen Hates The Shit Out of Justin Bieber

May 6th, 2014 // 25 Comments
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Now that we’ve spent almost the entire day looking at beautiful rich people in expensive designer clothes that doesn’t even cover their butt cracks, here’s Seth Rogen explaining to Howard Stern just how deep and palpable his hatred of Justin Bieber is. Via Huffington Post:

“I’ve met him a few times. He’s a good example of someone who you meet who you think you are going to hate and then you get to hate him as much as you [thought] … You meet him and he lives up to every one of your expectations of how you hope he’ll be,” Rogen told Stern, adding that the first time he met Bieber was backstage at a German talk show, where Bieber specifically requested a meeting with the actor.
According to Rogen, once the two were introduced, Bieber made it seem like Rogen was the one who asked for the meeting to take place.
“What the fuck, I don’t want to meet you! Don’t act all nonplussed to meet me. I didn’t want to meet you. I was totally cool with not meeting you,” Rogen said he remembers thinking, adding, “I was like, ‘He’s a little bit of a motherfucker. Whatever. He’s a bit of a dick.”
But that wasn’t the last time Rogen would encounter his fellow Canadian performer.
“I saw him again at like an MTV awards show, he literally had a snake wrapped around his fucking wrist that he was wearing, like a live snake as an accouterment,” he explained. “I was like ‘What the fuck?’ I talked to him for like five minutes. I just remember thinking, ‘Fuck this kid.’ I remember thinking, ‘He’s a piece of shit.’”

Keep in mind, this was 2011 and months before the Mariah Yeater incident when everyone just thought he was an harmless, annoying Christian kid who sang bubble gum pop about holding hands at the mall. He was still two years away from transforming into Bizzle #Bbare, the blackest mothafucka to evah sip sizzurp out’cho mama’s panties. So basically he got much better since Seth Rogen met him. He should really give him another shot.

Photos: Getty


  1. “Seth Rogan smokes more grass than a California wildfire.”

    And I don’t mean that in a bad way.

  2. Daisy

    You can tell it’s Photoshop! the shadows are all wrong!

  3. Not exactly an exclusive club, there, Seth. But good on ya nonetheless.

  4. I hope nobody interprets Seth Rogan’s comments to be a homophobic slur.

  5. All the money in the world can not hide that stench that comes with being a Douche Bag. “A live snake as an accouterment.” Priceless.

  6. Just to get an idea of how toxic Justin Bieber must really be: Seth Rogen’s best friend is James fucking Franco.

  7. I’m finding it hard to believe that Bieber used the word “nonplussed.” I’m sure he has no idea what that word means.

  8. tinafeystaintmole

    Great interview. Love this guy and i’m looking forward to this sausage party movie. Also “girthy roots” seems like a good stripper name.

  9. In other news, the Earth is round.

  10. My opinion of Seth Rogen just got bumped up a couple of notches.

  11. That is the most unconvincing thumbs up that I have ever seen. Seth’s obviously thrilled to be within the same vicinity as that stupid twat.

  12. Really...?

    Fuck him and the canadian mounted dick he rode in on

  13. Well said, Mr. Rogen. Fuck Justin Beiber and the horse he rode in on. I blame teenaged girls for this shit.

  14. Linda

    I am no fan of this kid, but I have to feel sorry for him. What chance did he have, really, coming from those idiot parents? He’s like Lindsey Lohan as she just started wrecking her career. Of course, he’s got a lot more money than Lohan ever had, so maybe there will be a cushion for him when he falls.

  15. I used to hate Seth Rogen and then Jonah Hill came along. Now I kind of like Seth Rogen and I would love to send Jonah Hill to the deepest pits of hell.

  16. Goddamn, that thing with the snake was 3 years ago? Where the hell did the time go? *considers drinking*

  17. And Seth’s best friend is James Franco. How big of a piece of shit is Justin Bieber for Seth to say all that? lmao

  18. ChingChong McNasty

    man you know who I fucking hate? I hate Seth Rogen and his floppy muppet face and gimmicky acting where he just raises an eye brow and stares at the camera all stupid and we’re supposed to think he’s so fuuuunny and quiiiiiirky oh god I hope he falls off a cliff.

    • yawn

      realistically there arent many “actors” that “act”.. most of them are simply themselves in a different role.. same personality.. same flaws.. same mannerisms.. different lines.. different set ups.. but acting? i dont think so.

  19. jj

    Sothe frst time he met him Rogen thought he was a complete asshole but at the MTV awards he talked to him for 5 minutes? Rogen is a doucheif ou hated the kid s much the first timeyou met what the fuck are you doing taking tohim again and for anytme more than .. hey asshole what’s up keep walking.

    • Yawn

      Because the real world doesn’t work like that. In the real world you have to tolerate fools. You have to smile and make small talk with fools. With people you hate. Doesn’t matter what your profession is… There’s always a small amount of bullshit and annoying people you have to deal with. It’s the politics of life.

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