Seth Rogen Based ‘The Green Hornet’ on Paris Hilton

Whenever I actually find two hours to sit down and watch a movie, the first thing I do is make sure none of the characters are based off of Paris Hilton because my time is more precious than an adopted black baby occupied uterus. (Goddamn fashion.) Which is why I’d like to thank Seth Rogen for giving me all kinds of warnings about watching The Green Hornet. I feel like I should send him a fruit basket. MTV News reports:

“We kind of based him off a male Paris Hilton, as embarrassing as that is to say,” he told MTV News. “That is what we looked at — those people who are the sons or daughters of people who have accomplished great things. We probably give them a little more credit than they’ve gotten in the past and we explore why they’re such jerks and why they act out. Maybe it’s because they didn’t get the attention they wanted.”

Wow, the rich and spoiled crave constant attention. Seth Rogen, everybody. Psychologist. Anyway, while Green Hornet continues its path towards negative box office, which is the only possibly outcome here, I added pics of Charlie Sheen’s ex Brooke Mueller filming a reality show with Paris and, more importantly, having large breasts. I don’t want to say they offer a deeper, more complex explanation to this post, but we owe it to ourselves to examine all the facts.

Adding… This. = I stand by my theory.

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