Seth MacFarlane’s Banging The Khaleesi

September 25th, 2012 // 40 Comments

When we last Seth MacFarlane he was doing Ryan Phillipe a solid by regularly ejaculating into the hole Ryan’s illegitimate unborn child would eventually fall out of. A move that apparently impressed the shit out of Emilia Clarke, Daenerys from Game of Thrones, who started banging Seth a month later, so just assume Ryan Phillippe got her pregnant, too, because – wait for it – the seed is strong. *rolls 12-sided die, subtracts 10 XP from ‘Vagina Touch’* Life & Style reports:

“They were very intimate at a small table in the back of the party,” an eyewitness, who was at the HBO Emmy afterparty, tells Life & Style. “He put his hand on her thigh and rubbed it! They were very close and flirty.”
The pair made sure to keep their PDA on the low.
“When people came up to them, they moved apart like they were trying to hide that they’re an item,” the eyewitness says.
“I even overheard Seth saying to another person, ‘We’re not supposed to be at this table; it’s meant for Clive Owen, but we wanted to escape everyone!’” the eyewitness adds.

Unfortunately for Seth, the paparazzi caught them together over the weekend, although I probably should’ve said, “Unfortunately for Emilia,” who most likely got shoved in front of a car as soon people saw them together. “Huh? What? No, she’s not with me! (Please don’t tell anyone on ExpectantMoms.com, I swear to God I’ll get this chick to blow you.) Hey, Emilia, come meet my friend, Steven Spielberg. He’s a fan of your work.” *winks*

Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Katie Holmes

    When is her contract up? Looking for work.

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    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “Okay, okay–that wasn’t a very good joke/voice/pop culture reference. Just think about how much money I’ve got instead.”

  3. Ruckus

    I bet she makes him do the voices in bed.

  4. Jill

    Kudos to both of them. She didn’t go for the typical douche and he got the freaking Khaleesi.

    • Yuuuuup

      You realize that Seth McFarlane is, in fact, King of the Douches, right?

      • Jill

        Didn’t know that about him at all. Not saying he isn’t, but just didn’t know either way. To me he just seemed like a funny, nerdy guy who hit the jackpot with a hilarious show and proceeded to plow his way through starlets. More power to him.

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    YoMamma
    Commented on this photo:

    I love this dress… but where are the shoes?!?!

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    Bobin
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a little girl holding her mom’s purse and in her heels. But that’s the way Seth likes ‘em, young and dumb. Damn East Coast art school dork turned Hollywood douchebag dork with too much money. You should be with me! YOU HEAR ME SETH? ME!!!

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    Tiger
    Commented on this photo:

    Run, Seth! She got Bebe’s Kids like you wouldn’t believe!

  8. Seth MacFarlane Emilia Clarke Dating
    Tiger
    Commented on this photo:

    Run, Seth! She got Bebe’s Kids like you wouldn’t believe!

  9. I prefer her blonde…and naked.

  10. alex

    Amazing, a post about two people that I don’t despise.

    Probably will get the least amount of click-thru’s in the sites history.

  11. Equinox

    It is known.

  12. Seth MacFarlane Emilia Clarke Dating
    Commented on this photo:

    Bait.Jail

  13. Seth MacFarlane Emilia Clarke Dating
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh look, a SQUIRREL!!!

  14. EricLr

    MacFarlane is funny, but he always struck me as a complete fucking douchebag asshole in every interview I’ve ever seen. There are a lot of people in animation I would love to work for, but he’s definitely not one of them.

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    moopy
    Commented on this photo:

    who are these people.

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    sashaukky
    Commented on this photo:

    does she have a mother-of-the-bride dress on? Looks like fake blow up lips….Why doesn’t seth just marry mila kunis?

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    sashaukky
    Commented on this photo:

    This is not a good look either. OIY!!! Seth is a mess.

  18. Gary Grant

    Seth channels Brian when doing it doggie style.

  19. alex

    Have any of you ever seen this guy when he isn’t smiling?

  20. Joaquin ingles

    I was wondering whatever happened to Beaver Cleaver.

  21. I like his shows, but his taste in young girls is creepy at best. It’s like dating your daughter. Nasty.

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    Al Bundy
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she’ll need to get in shape for the next season of Game of Thrones. Packed on some weight.

  23. YEs

    She’s not as hot without the platinum hair.

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    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
    Commented on this photo:

    Learning about these two doing it is like… watching flies fuck.

  25. Sliver

    He looks like a cross between Mike Myers (from Wayne’s World) and a cartoon character.

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    Christine
    Commented on this photo:

    what an absolutely gorgeous face!

  27. From Khal Drogo to… Stewie Griffin.

  28. MoozBoy

    DROGO DOES NOT APPROVE.

  29. Seth McFarlane isn’t homosexual?

  30. Cpm

    I guess I just always assumed Seth was a flaming homo.

  31. See Alice

    Who are these people ?

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    downwithmuffins
    Commented on this photo:

    Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen: The Early Years (they all start out so innocent don’t they? *sad face*)

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