When we last Seth MacFarlane he was doing Ryan Phillipe a solid by regularly ejaculating into the hole Ryan’s illegitimate unborn child would eventually fall out of. A move that apparently impressed the shit out of Emilia Clarke, Daenerys from Game of Thrones, who started banging Seth a month later, so just assume Ryan Phillippe got her pregnant, too, because – wait for it – the seed is strong. *rolls 12-sided die, subtracts 10 XP from ‘Vagina Touch’* Life & Style reports:
“They were very intimate at a small table in the back of the party,” an eyewitness, who was at the HBO Emmy afterparty, tells Life & Style. “He put his hand on her thigh and rubbed it! They were very close and flirty.”
The pair made sure to keep their PDA on the low.
“When people came up to them, they moved apart like they were trying to hide that they’re an item,” the eyewitness says.
“I even overheard Seth saying to another person, ‘We’re not supposed to be at this table; it’s meant for Clive Owen, but we wanted to escape everyone!’” the eyewitness adds.
Unfortunately for Seth, the paparazzi caught them together over the weekend, although I probably should’ve said, “Unfortunately for Emilia,” who most likely got shoved in front of a car as soon people saw them together. “Huh? What? No, she’s not with me! (Please don’t tell anyone on ExpectantMoms.com, I swear to God I’ll get this chick to blow you.) Hey, Emilia, come meet my friend, Steven Spielberg. He’s a fan of your work.” *winks*
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When is her contract up? Looking for work.
“Okay, okay–that wasn’t a very good joke/voice/pop culture reference. Just think about how much money I’ve got instead.”
“Do you know who Rex Harrison is? No?
Hmmph.”
I bet she makes him do the voices in bed.
Bravo to you sir. I’ll bet it’s hard for him to do Stewie when he’s riding her like a .50 bus.
and she responds in dothraki! ***squeeee***
I would too
Kudos to both of them. She didn’t go for the typical douche and he got the freaking Khaleesi.
You realize that Seth McFarlane is, in fact, King of the Douches, right?
Didn’t know that about him at all. Not saying he isn’t, but just didn’t know either way. To me he just seemed like a funny, nerdy guy who hit the jackpot with a hilarious show and proceeded to plow his way through starlets. More power to him.
I love this dress… but where are the shoes?!?!
She looks like a little girl holding her mom’s purse and in her heels. But that’s the way Seth likes ‘em, young and dumb. Damn East Coast art school dork turned Hollywood douchebag dork with too much money. You should be with me! YOU HEAR ME SETH? ME!!!
Run, Seth! She got Bebe’s Kids like you wouldn’t believe!
Run, Seth! She got Bebe’s Kids like you wouldn’t believe!
You said that already. And what the fuck are you talking about?
I prefer her blonde…and naked.
Amazing, a post about two people that I don’t despise.
Probably will get the least amount of click-thru’s in the sites history.
It is known.
Bait.Jail
Oh look, a SQUIRREL!!!
MacFarlane is funny, but he always struck me as a complete fucking douchebag asshole in every interview I’ve ever seen. There are a lot of people in animation I would love to work for, but he’s definitely not one of them.
who are these people.
does she have a mother-of-the-bride dress on? Looks like fake blow up lips….Why doesn’t seth just marry mila kunis?
This is not a good look either. OIY!!! Seth is a mess.
Seth channels Brian when doing it doggie style.
Have any of you ever seen this guy when he isn’t smiling?
Would you ever stop smiling once you’ve became the highest paid producer for a major network?
I was wondering whatever happened to Beaver Cleaver.
I like his shows, but his taste in young girls is creepy at best. It’s like dating your daughter. Nasty.
Looks like she’ll need to get in shape for the next season of Game of Thrones. Packed on some weight.
She’s not as hot without the platinum hair.
Learning about these two doing it is like… watching flies fuck.
He looks like a cross between Mike Myers (from Wayne’s World) and a cartoon character.
what an absolutely gorgeous face!
From Khal Drogo to… Stewie Griffin.
DROGO DOES NOT APPROVE.
Seth McFarlane isn’t homosexual?
I guess I just always assumed Seth was a flaming homo.
Who are these people ?
Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen: The Early Years (they all start out so innocent don’t they? *sad face*)