Server downtime

September 26th, 2006 // 11 Comments

For the first time in who knows how long we had downtime and it wasn’t our fault. Our hosting provider is having serious network issues at the moment although they promise us they’re doing their best to resolve it. I picture them lying in a hammock with a margarita in one hand and a cigar in the other, and if the site goes down again we’ll know I was right. In which case angry worded letters will be written and rear ends kicked.


  1. Celetina

    ‘Sall good, Senor Superfish; considering the quantity of entertainment this site provides it’s hardly your fault.

    How many writers produce articles for this site? I heard there were at least three different people who write, which would explain why some are occasionally noticeably funnier than others.

  2. bigponie

    This is bullshit Mr. superfish guy, what the hell am I suppose to do with my life now. I’m so fucking lost, should I go out to eat, take a shit, sleep or even worst go to work! Well screw this, I think I’ll head on over to “ferrets or Ninjas” blogs and raise some hell over there.

  3. herbiefrog

    you tell them
    i dont pay ypou all this money for nothing

    right ?

    : )

    right : ))

  4. Get it fixed you FUCKIN’ idiots or I’ll sic my Rottweiler ‘Blackbeard’ on you!

    You think I’m bullshittin’??

    Try me motherfucker!

  5. herbiefrog

    #4 thanks for the interpretation

    but think we just said it all

    love to all :)

  6. I still don’t understand this whole Internets thing

    http://www.celebslam.com

  7. why did it take so long for her to be charged?

  8. geminat rides the short bus to work!

    http://www.funderpants.com

  9. Failure is not an option. What am I supposed to do, stick my head out the door and insult my neighbors?

    OK, I will.

  10. I’d host The Superficial.com and Anticlownmedia.com Network anyday.

    100% Uptime Guaranteed. Our machines are custom built. However, these things happen when your site has bandwidth like yours. With the IT guys from your current provider smokin’ cigars and what not . . just teasin.

    But yes if you need hosting please contact D6 Network any time.

    Shaun

  11. get another hoster

Leave A Comment