Every Halloween Heidi Klum throws a lavish party where she inevitably shows up in the most elaborate costume known to man, making everyone else look like cheap assholes. And this year was no exception. Only this time around she roped Seal into what I almost want to say constitutes slavery if it weren’t for all the gratuitous boob-grabbing going on. I don’t remember the Silver Surfer groping a lot of yams in the comics, but then again it does get lonely in space. On that note, I can’t even imagine what kind of freaky role-playing these two get into:
SEAL: Is this Lunar Gate prepared for the Starchild’s entry, Celestra, Queen of Alphalon 7?
HEIDI: Goddammit, Seal, it’s a Lunar Portal. Portal. And only nobility can address me as Celestra. You’re just a space janitor, we went over this.
SEAL: And I’m gonna go pleasure myself in the bathroom now.
HEIDI: Oh, that’s real romantic. — Will you at least pretend you’re Ganesh in there?
SEAL: How ’bout just Batman?
HEIDI: Eh. I’ll see what’s on TV.
Photos: Splash News
Holy shit what a buzz!!
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fail
firzt
fizzail
first time, her pic did not turn me on
A+++ for effort. Seriously & elaborately weird.
Can you say, too much time and money?
Hideous on so many levels.. thank fuck its only once a year
They would make a GREAT Panthro and Cheetara.
Those are pretty f-in cool costumes!! And Fish, thats some hysterical shit! See, those witty dialogue’s is why I love your site. Now if I could only convince you STOP posting about Kim Kardashaskank, I would come find you ( I know you live in PA too), and have steamy, possibly funny, sex with you. And yes, Im hot. It would be fun until you dumped me for Blake Lively, which would then free me up for Gerard Butler. And then all would be right in the universe. ;)
I think FZkilla had the best idea ever. Since the series is being revamped/relaunched, maybe there’s a chance it will happen next year.
Exactly! Plus they have the money to do it right.
Gotta Say for halloween costumes her’s is amazing. His isn’t bad either. People are going to diss them for this but Halloween is all about dressing up, being goofy, and having fun. Good for them to let loose and get into the spirit of things!!! If I had the money I’d spend lavishly on halloween costumes too.
Instead why don’t you just spend lavishly on a blow up doll….and therapy.
Wha? And follow in your footsteps?
hahahah!!! :) i agree with u dante
adri | November 1, 2010 at 1:53 pm hahahah!!! :) i agree with u dante
Oh…isn’t that cute: Dante has a ‘mini me’….
they’re awesome! :)
Inb4 the multiple post pissing match “hetero” is inevitably going to start, like his pathetic self does in every topic.
Yes you’re right Drew. You’re great and I’m not.
Drew is right, but he’s not claiming greatness. Your posts are tiresome.
casual observer | November 1, 2010 at 3:22 pm
fail
Yes well granted they can’t match yours for sheer wit and genius…but I’m tryin…
Oh and….go fuck yourself.
Thank you very little for providing yet another example.
Bah! Another pagan holiday that should be eliminated. We crafted the Holy Bible for you and this is our thanks. It’s not 200 B.C. children.
Wow they look incredible!!
Why does Seal look like this French tyre manufacturer mascot?!
Ugh! Imagine these two having sex!
i really like heidi’s costume, it’s unique and strange and lovely.
I’m getting sick of these two…..ever since Seal’s new video…we get it your in love
Hard to tell whether it’s a flashlight or something made for to plug in.
She’s Tilda Swinton, right?
this is amazin! surpassed my expectations!!!!
See, that’s what happens when you tell a chick “I’m going to dress up as the Silver Surfer, you be Galactus.” Off she goes to friggin Pier 1 to get the stuff for the costume…
Who is the midget dressed like a gay Iceman?
i hate when female celebrities dress like little skanks in nurse and cop outfits on halloween – now here is a SUPERMODEL dressing in true halloween spirit!
I think it’s safe to say: what the fuck.
Also, awesome.
Those two are just odd.
i hate her costumeee… she is so olddddd..ªªªª
All these costumes these celebrities are wearing could have fed and clothed a lot of people. People they are always telling US need feeding and clothing.
I love this! Screw that stupid slutty cop/inmate/barmaid/ladybug crap! How boring! So they both look completely crazy, it also looks wildly fun! You can tell a lot of though and planning went into this.
so awesome!!!! I just wished they had glammed up her face more — looks too flat & 1-dimensional… should have prettied it up… would be awesome if her circle thingies lit up lol LOVE these two!
^ Sharon is a jealous, fat bitch.
What the hell is this?
Now THIS is more like what I expect of these people. Enough of the yawn-inducing cop/nurse/vampire/red riding hood/catwoman overdone shit.
Women think they can just throw on something slutty and be done with it, dudes throw on a mask or a hat and think they are good to go.
Fuck that. You’re rich, you lazy wankers. Crack out some creativity and dress the fuck up properly.
wtf lol
they are insane but I love it