Seriously, Heidi Klum & Seal. What in The Hell?

November 1st, 2010 // 46 Comments

Every Halloween Heidi Klum throws a lavish party where she inevitably shows up in the most elaborate costume known to man, making everyone else look like cheap assholes. And this year was no exception. Only this time around she roped Seal into what I almost want to say constitutes slavery if it weren’t for all the gratuitous boob-grabbing going on. I don’t remember the Silver Surfer groping a lot of yams in the comics, but then again it does get lonely in space. On that note, I can’t even imagine what kind of freaky role-playing these two get into:

SEAL: Is this Lunar Gate prepared for the Starchild’s entry, Celestra, Queen of Alphalon 7?
HEIDI: Goddammit, Seal, it’s a Lunar Portal. Portal. And only nobility can address me as Celestra. You’re just a space janitor, we went over this.
SEAL: And I’m gonna go pleasure myself in the bathroom now.
HEIDI: Oh, that’s real romantic. — Will you at least pretend you’re Ganesh in there?
SEAL: How ’bout just Batman?
HEIDI: Eh. I’ll see what’s on TV.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Chico

    Holy shit what a buzz!!

  2. first

    first

  3. first

    firzt

  4. mike

    first time, her pic did not turn me on

  5. A+++ for effort. Seriously & elaborately weird.

  6. oooaaahhh

    Can you say, too much time and money?

  7. Hideous on so many levels.. thank fuck its only once a year

  8. FZkilla

    They would make a GREAT Panthro and Cheetara.

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    e-rock
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are pretty f-in cool costumes!! And Fish, thats some hysterical shit! See, those witty dialogue’s is why I love your site. Now if I could only convince you STOP posting about Kim Kardashaskank, I would come find you ( I know you live in PA too), and have steamy, possibly funny, sex with you. And yes, Im hot. It would be fun until you dumped me for Blake Lively, which would then free me up for Gerard Butler. And then all would be right in the universe. ;)

  10. Rach

    I think FZkilla had the best idea ever. Since the series is being revamped/relaunched, maybe there’s a chance it will happen next year.

  11. Gotta Say for halloween costumes her’s is amazing. His isn’t bad either. People are going to diss them for this but Halloween is all about dressing up, being goofy, and having fun. Good for them to let loose and get into the spirit of things!!! If I had the money I’d spend lavishly on halloween costumes too.

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    adri
    Commented on this photo:

    they’re awesome! :)

  13. Drew

    Inb4 the multiple post pissing match “hetero” is inevitably going to start, like his pathetic self does in every topic.

  14. The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

    Bah! Another pagan holiday that should be eliminated. We crafted the Holy Bible for you and this is our thanks. It’s not 200 B.C. children.

  15. g_girl

    Wow they look incredible!!

  16. Gando

    Why does Seal look like this French tyre manufacturer mascot?!

  17. Nero

    Ugh! Imagine these two having sex!

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    siege
    Commented on this photo:

    i really like heidi’s costume, it’s unique and strange and lovely.

  19. Jackson

    I’m getting sick of these two…..ever since Seal’s new video…we get it your in love

  20. Rhialto

    Hard to tell whether it’s a flashlight or something made for to plug in.

  21. lux

    She’s Tilda Swinton, right?

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    g!
    Commented on this photo:

    this is amazin! surpassed my expectations!!!!

  23. See, that’s what happens when you tell a chick “I’m going to dress up as the Silver Surfer, you be Galactus.” Off she goes to friggin Pier 1 to get the stuff for the costume…

  24. Rufus The Cat

    Who is the midget dressed like a gay Iceman?

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    Crys
    Commented on this photo:

    i hate when female celebrities dress like little skanks in nurse and cop outfits on halloween – now here is a SUPERMODEL dressing in true halloween spirit!

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    max
    Commented on this photo:

    I think it’s safe to say: what the fuck.

    Also, awesome.

  27. IKE

    Those two are just odd.

  28. Heidi Klum and Seal Halloween 2010
    sharon
    Commented on this photo:

    i hate her costumeee… she is so olddddd..ªªªª

  29. Flaming Liberal

    All these costumes these celebrities are wearing could have fed and clothed a lot of people. People they are always telling US need feeding and clothing.

  30. Heidi Klum and Seal Halloween 2010
    Frankie
    Commented on this photo:

    I love this! Screw that stupid slutty cop/inmate/barmaid/ladybug crap! How boring! So they both look completely crazy, it also looks wildly fun! You can tell a lot of though and planning went into this.

  31. gigi

    so awesome!!!! I just wished they had glammed up her face more — looks too flat & 1-dimensional… should have prettied it up… would be awesome if her circle thingies lit up lol LOVE these two!

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    Ricks_Daddy
    Commented on this photo:

    ^ Sharon is a jealous, fat bitch.

  33. Heidi Klum and Seal Halloween 2010
    Meh
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell is this?

  34. Whathafa

    Now THIS is more like what I expect of these people. Enough of the yawn-inducing cop/nurse/vampire/red riding hood/catwoman overdone shit.

    Women think they can just throw on something slutty and be done with it, dudes throw on a mask or a hat and think they are good to go.

    Fuck that. You’re rich, you lazy wankers. Crack out some creativity and dress the fuck up properly.

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    Lovec
    Commented on this photo:

    wtf lol

    they are insane but I love it

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