The Superficial | June 18, 2010 - 2:00 pm

So I was just about to give Miley Cyrus credit for dressing surprisingly tame on Good Morning America today and then this happened. Someone explain me to how “KIDDIE PORN!” was screamed all over the Internet when half an almost-18-year-old’s labia popped out on a photo shoot, yet suggestive pubic bone stroking is choreographed into her stage show and no one bats an eye. No, really, somebody had to literally walk Miley through this set and go, “Step. Step. Twirl. Vagina diddle!” Even better, now she’s calling herself a role model for “not holding back” which in her defense apparently still involves girl-on-girl motorboating. We should probably hear this out.

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