Tennis star Serena Williams went surfing yesterday in Hawaii with her rapper boyfriend Common. Whoa, wait. I understand she’s built for strength not beauty, but she’s dating Common? Jesus, I wonder how often they have this conversation:
COMMON: Baby, I did it again – with a grizzly bear. I really, really thought it was you this time. Honest. I’m so sorry.
COMMON: Damn! Gimme that sugar.
COMMON: I’m gonna make this right, girl.
SERENA: *enters room* Common?
COMMON: Go away, bear! I’m trying to love my woman.