Serena Williams still wearing a bikini

October 14th, 2008 // 271 Comments

Tennis star Serena Williams went surfing yesterday in Hawaii with her rapper boyfriend Common. Whoa, wait. I understand she’s built for strength not beauty, but she’s dating Common? Jesus, I wonder how often they have this conversation:

COMMON: Baby, I did it again – with a grizzly bear. I really, really thought it was you this time. Honest. I’m so sorry.
GRIZZLY: RAWWWWR!
COMMON: Damn! Gimme that sugar.
GRIZZLY: RAWWWR?
COMMON: I’m gonna make this right, girl.
SERENA: *enters room* Common?
COMMON: Go away, bear! I’m trying to love my woman.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. debagger

    Too big.

  2. mYMAMMAtaughtmeonenewwordBOOBIES!

    boobies!!!boobies!and yeah!FIRST!

  3. mYMAMMAtaughtmeonenewwordBOOBIES!

    ´sorry I´m not first, but well ya know, nobody is perfect, yeah she´s big but BOOBIES!!!

  4. It’s amazing what they can teach apes to do these days.

  5. jesus

    frikkin hideous

  6. Barack Obama

    Ok. Fine. You win.

    *Some* things get bloated when you subsidize them.

  7. Hugh Hefner

    Wow. Just wow. Fit is great. But too much muscle is just not sexy. I mean, can you imagine her and Vern Troyer is some good midget porn? All time best seller.

  8. jt

    i love he thighs

  9. toolboy

    That’s asking a lot of a surf board.

  10. Martin Luther King, Jr.

    I’m a fleabit peanut monkey
    All my friends are junkies
    That’s not really true

    I’m a cold italian pizza
    I could use a lemon squeezer
    What you do?

    But I’ve been bit and I’ve been tossed around
    By every she-rat in this town
    Have you, babe?

    Well, I am just a monkey man
    I’m glad you are a monkey woman too

  11. James

    The look on his face says it all.

  12. me

    @10….LMAO! That was funny!

  13. PatheticNewGuy

    Dennis Rodman is in drag again?

  14. veggi

    For some reason in Serena’s town there’s always a shortage of fried chicken and toilet paper.

  15. Crystal

    my eyes. they hurt. …seriously.

  16. Air Mail

    Mr. Fish

    Love all your good work. Thanks for many many days of joy and delight brought by your posting of beautiful women and entertaining news…

    Post these pictures again and I’ll boil your bunny.

  17. mamadough

    her ass is full on munching that swimsuit into non-existence. NOM NOM NOM.

  18. Deacon Jones

    I almost puked my ham and cheese sandwich back up from lunch when I thought of the actual smell in between those thighs/asscrack. Absolute horror.

    Somebody please explain to me why black guys like not just thick, but FAT girls. I simply don’t get it.

    This girl looks like a man too. Shave her head, put some football pads on her, and you couldn’t pick her out of the Cowboy’s roster to save your fucking life.

  19. FTW

    She’s not fat at all, She is built like an athlete. That picture of her from behind would be nasty if she wasn’t all muscle. She still scares the hell out of me though!

  20. me

    @19…Why the hell would you be thinking stuff like that? What did you think would happen? YUKKO!!

  21. gisette27

    omg. people are different. we come in different sizes and shapes and COLORS. could we not refer to black women as animals…please. i love this site and read it M-F religiously and laugh out loud at the mean/hysterical things that are said about people. i draw the line at blatant, ignorant racism. the comments are even worse. dang superficial writer…i used to love you. :(

  22. irrrr,,,with an ass like that who needs a face right serena?

  23. kizzle

    I’d fuck it

  24. I'm Barack Obama and I approve...

    Now THAT is what I’m talkin’ ’bout!!

    Baby Got BACK!!!

    I’d like to bust that ass all damn DAY!!

  25. bad mood

    ¿quién es david ortiz?well her curly waves and beautiful cleavage would be distracting if I wasn´t sure she would kill me with that impressive ankles,legs,arms and well also because I thought it was the Yeti whit a wig and convered in creamy chocolate.

  26. bad mood

    ¿quién es david ortiz?well her curly waves and beautiful cleavage would be distracting if I wasn´t sure she would kill me with that impressive ankles,legs,arms and well also because I thought it was the Yeti whit a wig and covered in creamy chocolate.

  27. hmm...

    The rest of the Philadelphia Eagles are going to get the wrong if Donovan McNabb doesn’t stop prancing around Hawaii in a bikini.

  28. Oh Lord

    Gissette27…yeah, some of the comments left on here are ridiculous and racist because those people have obviously not evolved. BUT what the superfish wrote is NOT prejudice. Obviously you are looking to take it that way to start some sort of argument. Maybe you have a vendetta against the world. BUT to shout racist at something that is so not intended to be is you being ignorant. Geez…if he wanted to be racist, he would have said black bear instead of grizzly, and i’m sure he chose his wording carefully just because of people like you.

  29. LIZ

    Good God, she is fat! One word: YUCK!

  30. Damn, this girl has CRL…

    Charging Rhinoceros Legs

    #10, that was too damn funny!

  31. NEC

    She would be perfect in the Aliens vs Predator vs Serena movie.

  32. Dammit Superficial Writer, you are such a fucking jerk.

  33. NEC

    Tennis racquet in one hand ball the other hand. target shoot.

  34. Ted from LA

    #19,
    I could pick her out. She’d be the one with the biggest package.

  35. jesus

    just look at the slabs of lard on her ass and thighs. i thought she was supposed to be an athlete. she looks like a mall whore.

  36. Liberal hater

    That ass ain,t muscle. It’s fat soon to be cellulite. The only thing uglier than her body is her body in ten tears.

  37. Liberal hater

    That ass ain,t muscle. It’s fat soon to be cellulite. The only thing uglier than her body is her body in ten tears.

  38. TAMEKA

    SHE A BEUTIFUL BLACK QUEEN WITH CURVES. ALL YOU JEALUS RASIST HATERS AINT SHIT. GO BACK TO YOU SKINNY WHITE HOS WITH NO ASS

  39. dude

    Fish, what the fuck is wrong with you?

    I’m not a TOTAL idiot, I know you guys get revenue from publicists….but really, did you need the black frankenstein’s money this bad? FUCK! This is like Anti-Viagra.

  40. dude

    Fish, what the fuck is wrong with you?

    I’m not a TOTAL idiot, I know you guys get revenue from publicists….but really, did you need the black frankenstein’s money this bad? FUCK! This is like Anti-Viagra.

  41. big fat ass

    More cushion for the… no, who am i kidding, she’ll crack my dick into pieces.

  42. Dorffman

    I bet she has a bigger dick than all of you guys

  43. friendlystoner

    isnt that Booker T from WWF?

  44. racist crackers

    You racist crackers just can’t admit that a black person looks good.

  45. g

    This is why black guys chase white women…….

  46. jesus

    she is gross even for a shitskin!

  47. RJ

    Another beached whale……

  48. Eve

    I like you too superficial writer but less so when I see you leave up comments that are racist. How do you think a black person feels when they read this shit that people wrote? Don’t spread hate around. Delete racist comments. It’s gross. Bad karma for you too. Think about it. You can be funny without allowing your site to be hateful.

  49. dontlooknow

    Damn what a stupid bunch of racists. Can’t you just critique a woman’s body without adding racist comments?

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