Tennis star Serena Williams went surfing yesterday in Hawaii with her rapper boyfriend Common. Whoa, wait. I understand she’s built for strength not beauty, but she’s dating Common? Jesus, I wonder how often they have this conversation:
COMMON: Baby, I did it again – with a grizzly bear. I really, really thought it was you this time. Honest. I’m so sorry.
GRIZZLY: RAWWWWR!
COMMON: Damn! Gimme that sugar.
GRIZZLY: RAWWWR?
COMMON: I’m gonna make this right, girl.
SERENA: *enters room* Common?
COMMON: Go away, bear! I’m trying to love my woman.
Photos: Splash News
debagger | October 14, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Too big.
mYMAMMAtaughtmeonenewwordBOOBIES! | October 14, 2008 at 3:36 pm
boobies!!!boobies!and yeah!FIRST!
mYMAMMAtaughtmeonenewwordBOOBIES! | October 14, 2008 at 3:38 pm
´sorry I´m not first, but well ya know, nobody is perfect, yeah she´s big but BOOBIES!!!
Whatthefuckisthat? | October 14, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Penis crusher
FRIST!!! | October 14, 2008 at 3:44 pm
It’s amazing what they can teach apes to do these days.
jesus | October 14, 2008 at 3:45 pm
frikkin hideous
Barack Obama | October 14, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Ok. Fine. You win.
*Some* things get bloated when you subsidize them.
Hugh Hefner | October 14, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Wow. Just wow. Fit is great. But too much muscle is just not sexy. I mean, can you imagine her and Vern Troyer is some good midget porn? All time best seller.
jt | October 14, 2008 at 3:58 pm
i love he thighs
toolboy | October 14, 2008 at 3:59 pm
That’s asking a lot of a surf board.
Martin Luther King, Jr. | October 14, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I’m a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
That’s not really true
I’m a cold italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
What you do?
But I’ve been bit and I’ve been tossed around
By every she-rat in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just a monkey man
I’m glad you are a monkey woman too
James | October 14, 2008 at 4:04 pm
The look on his face says it all.
me | October 14, 2008 at 4:05 pm
@10….LMAO! That was funny!
PatheticNewGuy | October 14, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Dennis Rodman is in drag again?
veggi | October 14, 2008 at 4:06 pm
For some reason in Serena’s town there’s always a shortage of fried chicken and toilet paper.
Crystal | October 14, 2008 at 4:09 pm
my eyes. they hurt. …seriously.
Air Mail | October 14, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Mr. Fish
Love all your good work. Thanks for many many days of joy and delight brought by your posting of beautiful women and entertaining news…
Post these pictures again and I’ll boil your bunny.
mamadough | October 14, 2008 at 4:11 pm
her ass is full on munching that swimsuit into non-existence. NOM NOM NOM.
Deacon Jones | October 14, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I almost puked my ham and cheese sandwich back up from lunch when I thought of the actual smell in between those thighs/asscrack. Absolute horror.
Somebody please explain to me why black guys like not just thick, but FAT girls. I simply don’t get it.
This girl looks like a man too. Shave her head, put some football pads on her, and you couldn’t pick her out of the Cowboy’s roster to save your fucking life.
FTW | October 14, 2008 at 4:22 pm
She’s not fat at all, She is built like an athlete. That picture of her from behind would be nasty if she wasn’t all muscle. She still scares the hell out of me though!
me | October 14, 2008 at 4:31 pm
@19…Why the hell would you be thinking stuff like that? What did you think would happen? YUKKO!!
gisette27 | October 14, 2008 at 4:37 pm
omg. people are different. we come in different sizes and shapes and COLORS. could we not refer to black women as animals…please. i love this site and read it M-F religiously and laugh out loud at the mean/hysterical things that are said about people. i draw the line at blatant, ignorant racism. the comments are even worse. dang superficial writer…i used to love you. :(
Rough Daddy | October 14, 2008 at 4:37 pm
irrrr,,,with an ass like that who needs a face right serena?
kizzle | October 14, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I’d fuck it
I'm Barack Obama and I approve... | October 14, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Now THAT is what I’m talkin’ ’bout!!
Baby Got BACK!!!
I’d like to bust that ass all damn DAY!!
bad mood | October 14, 2008 at 4:44 pm
¿quién es david ortiz?well her curly waves and beautiful cleavage would be distracting if I wasn´t sure she would kill me with that impressive ankles,legs,arms and well also because I thought it was the Yeti whit a wig and convered in creamy chocolate.
bad mood | October 14, 2008 at 4:44 pm
¿quién es david ortiz?well her curly waves and beautiful cleavage would be distracting if I wasn´t sure she would kill me with that impressive ankles,legs,arms and well also because I thought it was the Yeti whit a wig and covered in creamy chocolate.
hmm... | October 14, 2008 at 4:48 pm
The rest of the Philadelphia Eagles are going to get the wrong if Donovan McNabb doesn’t stop prancing around Hawaii in a bikini.
Oh Lord | October 14, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Gissette27…yeah, some of the comments left on here are ridiculous and racist because those people have obviously not evolved. BUT what the superfish wrote is NOT prejudice. Obviously you are looking to take it that way to start some sort of argument. Maybe you have a vendetta against the world. BUT to shout racist at something that is so not intended to be is you being ignorant. Geez…if he wanted to be racist, he would have said black bear instead of grizzly, and i’m sure he chose his wording carefully just because of people like you.
LIZ | October 14, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Good God, she is fat! One word: YUCK!
Ted Kennedy's tumor | October 14, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Damn, this girl has CRL…
Charging Rhinoceros Legs
#10, that was too damn funny!
NEC | October 14, 2008 at 4:57 pm
She would be perfect in the Aliens vs Predator vs Serena movie.
muscleyarm | October 14, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Dammit Superficial Writer, you are such a fucking jerk.
NEC | October 14, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Tennis racquet in one hand ball the other hand. target shoot.
Ted from LA | October 14, 2008 at 5:13 pm
#19,
I could pick her out. She’d be the one with the biggest package.
jesus | October 14, 2008 at 5:29 pm
just look at the slabs of lard on her ass and thighs. i thought she was supposed to be an athlete. she looks like a mall whore.
Liberal hater | October 14, 2008 at 5:30 pm
That ass ain,t muscle. It’s fat soon to be cellulite. The only thing uglier than her body is her body in ten tears.
Liberal hater | October 14, 2008 at 5:30 pm
That ass ain,t muscle. It’s fat soon to be cellulite. The only thing uglier than her body is her body in ten tears.
TAMEKA | October 14, 2008 at 5:35 pm
SHE A BEUTIFUL BLACK QUEEN WITH CURVES. ALL YOU JEALUS RASIST HATERS AINT SHIT. GO BACK TO YOU SKINNY WHITE HOS WITH NO ASS
dude | October 14, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Fish, what the fuck is wrong with you?
I’m not a TOTAL idiot, I know you guys get revenue from publicists….but really, did you need the black frankenstein’s money this bad? FUCK! This is like Anti-Viagra.
dude | October 14, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Fish, what the fuck is wrong with you?
I’m not a TOTAL idiot, I know you guys get revenue from publicists….but really, did you need the black frankenstein’s money this bad? FUCK! This is like Anti-Viagra.
big fat ass | October 14, 2008 at 5:51 pm
More cushion for the… no, who am i kidding, she’ll crack my dick into pieces.
Dorffman | October 14, 2008 at 5:59 pm
I bet she has a bigger dick than all of you guys
friendlystoner | October 14, 2008 at 6:04 pm
isnt that Booker T from WWF?
racist crackers | October 14, 2008 at 6:05 pm
You racist crackers just can’t admit that a black person looks good.
g | October 14, 2008 at 6:07 pm
This is why black guys chase white women…….
jesus | October 14, 2008 at 6:09 pm
she is gross even for a shitskin!
RJ | October 14, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Another beached whale……
Eve | October 14, 2008 at 6:38 pm
I like you too superficial writer but less so when I see you leave up comments that are racist. How do you think a black person feels when they read this shit that people wrote? Don’t spread hate around. Delete racist comments. It’s gross. Bad karma for you too. Think about it. You can be funny without allowing your site to be hateful.
dontlooknow | October 14, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Damn what a stupid bunch of racists. Can’t you just critique a woman’s body without adding racist comments?