Serena Williams seemed a little overserved at a Vibe magazine Oscar pre-party in L.A. Witnesses spotted a wobbly Williams being helped out of Republic nightclub by two friends. “They were literally holding her up and keeping her steady so she could walk out,” said a source. Serena – who’d been indulging in Moet Champagne – stumbled out early from a party attended by Queen Latifah, Terrence Howard, Kimora Lee Simmons, Ludacris and Nia Long.
I don’t know much about Serena Williams. Hell, I don’t even watch ping-pong, cause the asian players are always flying around destroying people like a bunch of angry Shaolin monks. But I don’t think drinking will improve her chances of winning. Unless she’s trying to win a gang-bang. In which case, game on.
shoesavvy | March 7, 2006 at 1:46 pm
And did anyone notice that in an interview she said that she just loved “Phillip Semen Hoffmore”?
PURPLE_GURL | March 7, 2006 at 1:56 pm
oh sure when serena does it its news worthy but when i do it i get thrown in the drunk tank and a fine. equality my a$$.
Nikk The Templar | March 7, 2006 at 1:59 pm
I thought She Hulk couldn’t get drunk.
Hm. Guess I was wrong.
jimmycracks | March 7, 2006 at 2:28 pm
LMAO… the ping-pong joke has me in tears…
Mr. Fritz | March 7, 2006 at 2:28 pm
If she was spending time with Kimora Lee Simmons, I bet she was stoned as well. Hey, she isn’t doing anything I haven’t done, except wasting time with celebrities at a stupid pre-Oscar party.
CheekyChops | March 7, 2006 at 2:42 pm
If I looked like a man with a fat arse, I’d be hitting the bottle too.
popcornsuite | March 7, 2006 at 3:49 pm
“I don’t know much about Serena Williams. Hell, I don’t even watch ping-pong”
LMAO
SuperSpence | March 7, 2006 at 3:57 pm
Gang-bang? That thing? If I wanted to have sex with a dude I’d hit on George Clooney. I wouldn’t pork Serena with your weiner.
Elisse | March 7, 2006 at 4:50 pm
Serena had two friends holding her up? Who were they? King Kong and The Hulk?
Praz | March 7, 2006 at 6:01 pm
I don’t think that men should be allowed to play women’s sports, even if it’s just ping-pong.
tits_on_snack | March 7, 2006 at 7:24 pm
Laff My Ass Off.
andrewthezeppo | March 7, 2006 at 7:40 pm
Well if I had to battle my way past my top ranked sister to get the number one spot, only to loose it because I stopped playing tennis and started wearing dominatrix outfits and then my sister regained her number 1 spot….I’d drink too
hafaball | March 7, 2006 at 8:16 pm
As boring as a story as this is, this was an incredibly funny following, great job Superficial guy, whichever one of you wrote it. :)
Jacq | March 7, 2006 at 8:32 pm
#8 LMAO – Snap!
I just thought it would be funny to post something, since apparently no one even cares about Serena when she’s embarrassing herself – which is what we LOVE ’round here.
LaydeeBug | March 7, 2006 at 9:24 pm
Serena William is just a cunt hair away from being hot, if it wasn’t for the over-exaggerated features, fake hair and man-muscles.
Pez_D_Spencer | March 8, 2006 at 3:16 am
15 – I just keep waiting for Stewie Griffin to do the “Anna Sorenstam dangle” and start yelling that she’s a fraud.
Remarkably handsome woman, Serena. Everything a man could want. Muscles, hairy chest, 4 pound cock….
Lavinia the Vainglorious | March 8, 2006 at 4:10 am
Serena’s pretty damn scary. The Williams brothers picture on those huge Avon billboards have ensured that I will never go near an Avon counter in my life again. Unless I’m looking into a sexchange.
mamacita | March 8, 2006 at 8:51 am
Wow. Above this story, the ad banner reads
“Our cows abducted by creepy alien freaks. Support each other at cowabduction.com”. Coincidence? Maybe………………….
Shaun | March 8, 2006 at 10:28 am
LMFAO Poster # 8 – SuperSpence
She kind of does look like a she hulk. Call me weird but it would be kind of cool watching She Hulk and Nia Long play a game of ping pong juiced.
NaughtyBits74 | March 10, 2006 at 10:01 am
“Serena William is just a cunt hair away from being hot, if it wasn’t for the over-exaggerated features, fake hair and man-muscles.” I agree. She’s too “buff”. Wonder who was in the insecure one in the relationship? Brett Ratner was probably scared of her.
LaydeeBug | March 10, 2006 at 10:27 pm
Pez D, I LOVE that episode. Family Guy ROOOLZ!
LaydeeBug | March 10, 2006 at 10:27 pm
Pez D, I LOVE that episode. Family Guy ROOOLZ!
Online Casinos | October 11, 2007 at 4:00 am
so what?! every body gets drunk!!!