Serena Williams is a drunk

Superficial / March 7, 2006

serena-thumb1.jpgSerena Williams seemed a little overserved at a Vibe magazine Oscar pre-party in L.A. Witnesses spotted a wobbly Williams being helped out of Republic nightclub by two friends. “They were literally holding her up and keeping her steady so she could walk out,” said a source. Serena – who’d been indulging in Moet Champagne – stumbled out early from a party attended by Queen Latifah, Terrence Howard, Kimora Lee Simmons, Ludacris and Nia Long.

I don’t know much about Serena Williams. Hell, I don’t even watch ping-pong, cause the asian players are always flying around destroying people like a bunch of angry Shaolin monks. But I don’t think drinking will improve her chances of winning. Unless she’s trying to win a gang-bang. In which case, game on.

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