Serena Williams in a Bikini

March 26th, 2010 // 140 Comments

Here’s Serena Williams in Miami yesterday and without fail I’m going to be called a racist simply because I don’t express an immediate need to intercourse her in the face like I would, say, Bar Refaeli. Which is bullshit when you ask yourself “Why haven’t Tiger Woods and Jesse James been on top of this?” Seriously, they spent the past five years treating the Earth like a private poon buffet, so don’t tell me this didn’t happen:

SERENA: Hey, Tiger Woods (Or Jesse James.), would you like to have extramarital sex?
TIGER (Or JESSE): No, thank you. I hate black chicks.

See? Now that’s racism. I just think she’s a manatee. Sort of like Brooke Hogan if she loved fried chicken and grape soda.

Wait.

Photos: Fame, Splash News
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  1. black_ninja

    I’d suck her hard purple colored nipples

  2. Blech

    I laughed so hard, I almost cried at the sight of these comments!

    Where the fuck is Randal?

  3. Blech

    C’mon, guys. Serena has a mannish body because she works out all the time. She’s not fat nor lazy nor into fast foods necessarily (doubt she can eat fast foods often since she’s an athlete and has to watch her diet). She’s big and not a twig is all, and I find it brave that she’s come forth in a bikini.

  4. Rasputins Liver

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    For those who say Serena’s “GORGEOUS”, “beautiful”, “looks pretty awesome”, whatever….

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    NO….FUCKIN’….WAY!!

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    I mean, look at the main page picture of her. Check that face out, that scrunched, pug-like, mannish face, her belly fat, the fat ellulite ladened bubble butt and thunder thighs, her floppy flapjack-like titties…

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    This ain’t a chik who is either “GORGEOUS” nor in good shape.

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    She’d be one ugly chick no matter what color she was. Black, white, blue, green or psychedelic. Just an ugly fat ladened chick. Looks like she got a stinky cootchie, too. Got that Shitney Sperms stink look about her.

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  5. Rasputins Liver

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    For those who say Serena’s “GORGEOUS”, “beautiful”, “looks pretty awesome”, whatever….

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    NO….FUCKIN’….WAY!!

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    I mean, look at the main page picture of her. Check that face out, that scrunched, pug-like, mannish face, her belly fat, the fat ellulite ladened bubble butt and thunder thighs, her floppy flapjack-like titties…

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    This ain’t a chick who is either “GORGEOUS” nor in good shape.

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    She’d be one ugly chick no matter what color she was. Black, white, blue, green or psychedelic. Just an ugly fat ladened chick. Looks like she got a stinky cootchie, too. Got that Shitney Sperms stink look about her.

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  6. Stand Watee

    hey, pic # 9′s not so bad, better than I thought. She is destined for the fatty parade though, unless she gets a dietician when she finally gets off the tour…

  7. reba

    You went too far at the end, so yeah, I’d say you’re racist. It would be one thing if you actually posted photos or comments of black women in a positive light as much as you do in a negative one. Alas, you don’t, so yeah, it appears you are a racist.

  8. dontlooknow

    OK, BUT SHE LOOKS GOOD IN #9.

  9. Umm,she looks well.

  10. yowillie

    That would hurt.

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  13. Ash

    I’d love to see all the flabby/saggy fuckers who sit behind their computers chatting shit about this woman. I bet 99% of the people who have posted about her have an over weight to obese BMI.
    She has a naturally curvy figure, but I bet this woman could pop your brains out of the top of your head if she gave you a squeeze with them thighs! Pure muscle.

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  15. fuck racism

    she’s richer and far more successful than then all of you will ever be COMBINED. jokes on you assholez!

  16. Assfart McShit-tits

    ….. I don’t understand how saying that black people like to eat fried chicken is racist. What the hell is so bad about that kind of an observation?? Just sayin, it’s ridiculous to get all bent outta shape over it when you really think about it.

    Don’t come on a website which you damn well know has no shame, and then cry when it offends you.

    And plus, I didn’t know it was grape soda. I thought it was always Kool-aid? my bad

  17. Rasputins Liver

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    115. fuck racism – March 28, 2010 11:58 AM

    she’s richer and far more successful than then all of you will ever be COMBINED. jokes on you assholez!

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    Well, even ugly, belly bulgin’, cellulite ladened bubble butts & thunder thighs with flapjack titties a mannish face on a mannish body can be “rich and successful”.

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    So…uh….what’s your point?

  18. the only opinion that matters

    You people are effing cruel. I think she just picked a crappy bathing suit with no support that pulls her boobs down. She looked good in a couple of shots and not so good in a couple of shots. She is a big, fit, powerful woman. Most of us wish we were in the physical condition she is. She is just built like a tank. I just think she wears awful outfits sometimes. She can’t change the body type she is, but she can change how she dresses..

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  20. WOC

    “not cool, dude. i read this blog cause it’s crazy funny, but that fried chicken joke was as lame an attempt to be cool and witty as john mayer’s penis joke was. it failed just as miserably. you NEVER show black women on this site and when you do, you make a fried chicken joke? never reading this again. ”

    I totally agree. There are sooo many gorgeous black and Latina women – Beyonce, Nia Long, Gabrielle Union, Eva Mendes, Eva Longoria yet you fail to acknowledge any of them. Now that you’ve graced us with one, you call her fat and make racially charged banal jokes? Thank Goddness for YBF.com, or else I might think that there were no sexy women of color in Hollywood.

    I’m unsubscribing from the Superficial and un-bookmarking this. I’m not for this degradation anymore.

  21. Whitey McWhitersons

    Man, you brown folks are a whiny bunch.

  22. Mary_c

    I think she looks great, it’s just most guys are so lazy to workout and obviously get intimidate by a women like this… now that’s insecurity.

    The worst part? Then women starve themselves to look smaller than the guys in order to preserve their masculinity… that’s pretty much all… This women must work out really hard to get that body, u know how hard for a women is to get those muscles? She is powerful, successful, rich and strong; see if any guy commenting can meet that

  23. when he puts “Serena Williams” and “fried chicken” together, you freak out! Chill out, folks!

  24. tuesday

    i’m a black woman and this post made me LOL literally. no, i don’t hate myself. and no, i don’t want to be white.

    i’m honestly shocked she photographed so small cause she’s a pretty massive chick. i applaud her athletic ability but a looker, she is not. hey, i’m cute but i’m no Victoria Secret Model no many how many push up bras i own. sometimes we just have to face reality and it’s so much better to face with humor, i say.

    he says shocking things about everyone! it’s called the superficial!!

  25. Christopher Meier

    I Like Serena Williams.BigSascha is so lucky that he is allowed to spend time with such an amazing woman.

  26. killing the dick worm

    @117

    The point is: your kind is not, and will never be as rich and successful as the athlete you resent to the point of fixating on her looks. If ” even ugly, belly bulgin’, cellulite ladened bubble butts & thunder thighs with flapjack titties a mannish face on a mannish body can be rich and successful” , what excuse do YOU have for your pathetic existence, loser? I doubt you’re munching on gold covered lays on your private boat as you type your non-sense.

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  28. Drundel

    Some of y’all have short memories. He rips on KK, Britney, and HoHan, ALL THE FUCKING TIME. What color are they? And that giant cunt, Kate 8. How about her?

    And Eva Mendes is on here pretty often.

    Its funny, deal with it.

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  31. deucejuice

    Serena is so blessed in the buttock department, I don’t know how any red blooded male could not be aroused by it and want to kiss and lick it, id walk across broken glass for 10 miles just to blow on one of her turds :)

  32. I love her body. In the first pic she seems a bit out of shape, but in the other ones, damn, hot hot hot!

  33. I love her body. In the first pic she seems a bit out of shape, but in the other ones, damn, hot hot hot!

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