Serena Williams in a Bikini

March 26th, 2010 // 140 Comments

Here’s Serena Williams in Miami yesterday and without fail I’m going to be called a racist simply because I don’t express an immediate need to intercourse her in the face like I would, say, Bar Refaeli. Which is bullshit when you ask yourself “Why haven’t Tiger Woods and Jesse James been on top of this?” Seriously, they spent the past five years treating the Earth like a private poon buffet, so don’t tell me this didn’t happen:

SERENA: Hey, Tiger Woods (Or Jesse James.), would you like to have extramarital sex?
TIGER (Or JESSE): No, thank you. I hate black chicks.

See? Now that’s racism. I just think she’s a manatee. Sort of like Brooke Hogan if she loved fried chicken and grape soda.

Wait.

Photos: Fame, Splash News
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  1. Fati87

    Why do you hate us?

  2. Fati87

    Why do you hate us?

  3. Disgusted

    I’m with 1…
    WHY?
    With all those hot chicks out there…why show us the manatee??
    I

  4. PunkA

    what the fuck? this is not a world class athlete. I am sorry, but she looks fat, out of shape and worse off physically than Shitney Spears. Put down the chitlins, chalupas and stop swallowing small babies whole. Wow. Not sexy.

  5. Fati87

    I mean your readers, not black people. Cause I’m not black.

  6. built

    Serena is fucking BUILT. That’s a whole lot of sexy chocolate woman.

  7. Gweb

    It’d be like boning Aretha Franklin…if she played tennis, I mean.

  8. mensa

    not funny, GW.

  9. farty mcshitface

    that’s just barry bonds in a wig!
    nice try though!

  10. Hank

    Thinking about my penis size compared to the size of her quads..makes me cry..those quads can crush cars..but there is something hot about her. I’d hit it.

  11. WHAT A BEAST!!!! How does she move so fast on the court!

  12. javier

    bikini or one piece? the indecision swim suit.

  13. JR

    Fish, for all the complaining you do about John Mayer, I think you and that douche just demonstrated something in common: your white supremacist penis.

    Seriously, I think you and John should get a smoothie. Talk it over.

  14. Hi fatty. Your tennis career is over. Now go eat some Twinkies & Doritos, Orca.

  15. AngryInch

    is this site into bestiality? why they showing this bear in a bikini????

  16. Shep

    @4, correction she’s a world class “American” athlete. So the fatness makes all the sense in the world.

  17. DKNY

    I wonder if John Mayer and his racist penis would hit that…

  18. Not bad, not bad at all.

    I don’t care about the black/white sh!t. I’d hit that in a heartbeat.

  19. stupidass

    gee thanks fish. i’m looking forward to your next set featuring betty white.

  20. Matt-Zilla

    dat ass! i wouldn’t be able to say no

  21. TekMoney

    Superficial’s Daily Tranny Post

    I guess we now know who will be taking the belt from Brock Lesnar at the next UFC PPV.

  22. TekMoney

    By the way, Fish, you’re very much suffering from John Mayer disease (trying to be witty, yet more often than not you end up looking like an asshole.) I don’t mind sarcasm, but racism is not cool. And neither is making fun of people as soon as news comes out that they’ve died.

  23. pissed off

    not cool, dude. i read this blog cause it’s crazy funny, but that fried chicken joke was as lame an attempt to be cool and witty as john mayer’s penis joke was. it failed just as miserably. you NEVER show black women on this site and when you do, you make a fried chicken joke? never reading this again.

  24. KIKI

    Muscle does turn to fat quickly. Just look at the guys on your high school football team at the 10 year reunion. Fat slobs, each and every one.

  25. Slut Mary

    What a filthy frickin beast. That person is possibly the nastiest, ugliest hominid on the planet!

  26. Mama Pinkus

    KIKI, muscle does not turn into fat, they are different kinds of cells. Muscles atrophy with lack of exercise; it is eating too much that makes you fat. That being said, Ms. Williams has a knack for selecting the wrong kind of swimsuit which is criminal for someone with her financial resources.

  27. matt

    That’s what I get for wasting time at work checking thesuperficial blog.

  28. Francis Bacon

    yeh “john mayer disease” thats a good way of putting it

    the sensationalism of your “SHOCK!!” tactics are fucking pathetic

    this fish writer is a joke.. maybe its time for him to have a juice box and a nap

  29. SO RIGHT

    #15 made me laugh out loud!

  30. UY

    You have to admit she’s a lot thinner compared to last year’s bikini pics.

  31. TekMoney

    @ 39
    I agree. He MIGHT make a Rhianna post like once a month, but then again she’s a popstar so white folks ‘like’ her. Barely any posts of latinas/latinos either.

    @ 40
    Yup. It happens a lot to wrestlers too. For what it’s worth though, I don’t think Serena is fat. I just think it was a really bad angle on that first pic ’cause in the rest her midsection looks good. She’s not as fit as she used to be, though (not a bad thing… unless you’re trying to be cast as The Incredible Hulk). Still, she’s massive.

  32. TekMoney

    i meant @23 & @24

  33. Nunya

    Don’t worry, we all know you like tits on a stick.

  34. Dtownsfinest

    Now Im the last to comment on obvious racial bullsh** I see everyday, but dude you went too far. You started out racist, and ended up racist with the drum roll comment on chicken and grape soda which was stale as hell by the way. It’s obvious you dont do black chicks but some of us do and Im white so just chill on the unnecessary racist comments prick and keep doing what you do which is being a mostly unfunny corny nerd. Have a great evening.

  35. Dtownsfinest

    Now Im the last to comment on obvious racial bullsh** I see everyday, but dude you went too far. You started out racist, and ended up racist with the drum roll comment on chicken and grape soda which was stale as hell by the way. It’s obvious you dont do black chicks but some of us do and Im white so just chill on the unnecessary racist comments prick and keep doing what you do which is being a mostly unfunny corny nerd. Have a great evening.

  36. Georgeo

    #6, built out of what? Gummi Bears?

  37. dude

    as a fish reader for three years, may I say:

    for all you douches crying ‘foul’ and ‘racism’, this website is called THE SUPERFICIAL. IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE INFLAMMATORY. IF IT PISSES YOU OFF, YOU HAVE BECOME IT’S IGNORANT BITCH. The Superficial isn’t racist, or anti-Christian, or gay, or straight, but it makes fun of all those groups. It’s a nearly scientific social experiment with huge popularity.

    Grow up, you naive fucking assholes. Now, deconstruct my argument but you can’t deny F IT PISSES YOU OFF, YOU HAVE BECOME IT’S IGNORANT BITCH

  38. Joe C

    What the fuck man? That’s three hideous bitches in one day. First Jesse Jame ugly tat scanks, now this fucking wildebeest.

    Thank dog AdBlock lets you block sets of photos, but still WTF?

  39. hey there Down's syndrome's finest at 34 and 35

    nice double post. Get back to group therapy.

  40. whoa nelly

    Tennis is the only game where “love” means you lose. Or look at these pics.

  41. Joe C

    Fish, Why don’t you silence the haters by posting those pics from the movie “Halley Berry’s Titties” aka “Swordfish”.

  42. dude

    who shaved Chewbacca?

  43. ... right

    @ 37 Nice to see your reply, Fish.

  44. Dtownsfinest

    Dude, I see the ‘scientific social experiment’ has worked on you. You seem pissed off by your blatant letter capping. I’d say you’ve become it’s ignorant bitch. Ha! Now shut up…

  45. gigi

    oh my heavens, it’s like these chicks don’t own mirrors or look around themselves to realize they have to do…. SOMETHING!!!!!!!!! ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::sigh:: maybe in time…

  46. Erin

    To #14–I would hardly call her tennis career over. She won the Australian Open less than two months ago.

  47. ...right

    …right. when in doubt make a halle berry post! >_>

  48. ike

    I don’t know….I think she’s hot….even though she could throw me around.

  49. gigi, again

    …actually pic #12 is kinda hot, but that’s because we can’t see the front of it….

  50. Modwild

    I think that’s the best she’s ever looked. Seems she’s laying off the weights a bit. Actually looks feminine! Good for her.

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