Serena Williams in a bikini

The Superficial / April 6, 2009

These Serena Williams bikini pics taken in Miami might float some boats, or sink others. The important thing is I posted them like some sort of bikini-posting hero who doesn’t care about age, race, or the ability to snap a man in half with one hand. But honest question: Do you think Common wears football pads while making love to Serena? Because I’m leaning towards “Yes, plus the helmet.” Sort of like Hulk Hogan does with his girlfriend. Or Brooke. Whichever one.

Photos: Splash News