These Serena Williams bikini pics taken in Miami might float some boats, or sink others. The important thing is I posted them like some sort of bikini-posting hero who doesn’t care about age, race, or the ability to snap a man in half with one hand. But honest question: Do you think Common wears football pads while making love to Serena? Because I’m leaning towards “Yes, plus the helmet.” Sort of like Hulk Hogan does with his girlfriend. Or Brooke. Whichever one.
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NipTuck | April 6, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Well. She has confidence. She is just built!
trainer | April 6, 2009 at 4:30 pm
“Serena! Ungawa!
Heidi's used tampon | April 6, 2009 at 4:32 pm
* sits back and waits for the bigots to log in *
Karen | April 6, 2009 at 4:32 pm
That poor brave doomed bikini…
PunkA | April 6, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Phenomenal athlete. Bet if she puckered her ass she’d break off whatever might be in it. Y know, pencils or whatever. But sexy she ain’t.
Rhialto | April 6, 2009 at 4:35 pm
I don’t know why she should use a ballistic vest? She already looks pretty bullet proof to me!
buttlovin | April 6, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Less of serena and more of those other girls in the pics please.
Objection sustained | April 6, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Too true, number three. I figured ApeBoy would have been all over this. Then again when it arrives it will probably be a long tirade about how Obama took his small business away and the Democrats are in the KKK, so that will take some time
Chick Hicks | April 6, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Weather forecast for today: Sunny with a 100% chance of THUNDER! Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!
steve | April 6, 2009 at 4:41 pm
She should wear shorts, not a bikini bottom. Her balls are going to get severely chafed.
Valerie | April 6, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Holy fuck, the commenters on here so far seem to have IQs in the triple digits! Damn is this sight changed for the better or am I just trippin’?
Serena has gained some weight recently. Good for her, I’m sure she had fun. Her ass is fabulous even with the extra insulation–she’s lucky.
mikeock | April 6, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Dat’s a big bitch!
mags | April 6, 2009 at 4:46 pm
I would never want to have a behind that big…that poor bikini bottom
Holly | April 6, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Bailiff: That’s a huge bitch!
supersex | April 6, 2009 at 4:57 pm
that’s one fat ass bitch
ugly too.
but i’d fuck her in the ass as long as i don’t have to look at her face.
Sauron | April 6, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Don’t get in a fight with her folks!
Shoe | April 6, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I’d totally hit that! Big, but tight and all the right curves……sexy!
Shoe | April 6, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I’d totally hit that! Big, but tight and all the right curves……sexy!
Obama | April 6, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Year after year property values fall and crime increases from our inner cities
to the suburbs. This is in correlation to the growing number of gated communities appearing. It seems that people want to maintain their sense of
value in their assets which is in a big part, their property.
Year after year social welfare programs increase for the african americans who spread from the inner cities to the suburbs bringing their crime and drugs. They also (through social programs) purchase homes at a reduced price and begin to destroy them and introduce their callous disregard for the well being for the humans around them.
Does this sound familiar? Do you want to read the truth?
Sushi | April 6, 2009 at 5:09 pm
No wonder why black guys have large penises. Look what it has to get in to!!!
Freakin amazon woman! She could tackle Bigfoot!
michelle | April 6, 2009 at 5:10 pm
seriously, this girl is an athlete. she is not fat, she has muscles! her thighs are a little flabby but that could be not working out so much.
i think she would crush all you haters with her thighs. ;P
jt | April 6, 2009 at 5:11 pm
where’d the sun go?
g_girl | April 6, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Hell , she big!!!!!!!!!
Organized Mess | April 6, 2009 at 5:15 pm
And number 19 doesn’t disappoint.
Jackie Mason | April 6, 2009 at 5:21 pm
What a schvartzer.
justifiable | April 6, 2009 at 5:28 pm
#24 LOL, right you are. (This is recycled ho-hum from the weekend because no one paid any attention to him earlier.) Just because his double-wide didn’t appreciate, of course it follows that property values have fallen year after year. I don’t know what disturbs me more – that he can vote or that he might reproduce.
Jordana | April 6, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Interesting how in 27 comments, not one person has mentioned recent victory in…what is it she does again? Oh right, TENNIS. Serena is not a model, actress, or “reality” show “star” (slut). She is a phenomenal athlete who is known worldwide for her TALENT and SKILL, unlike Anna K who everyone was all gaga over for being pretty in her tennis uniform. Serena rocks!
Angry Face | April 6, 2009 at 5:39 pm
wow thats a lot of woman
she looks like a man | April 6, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Anna K is beautiful and does not have a masculine gym body. No muscles and very feminine. You know, the heterosexual man’s dream.
Serena has muscles like a man’s. I am not saying it is not fair it’s just that it is somewhat like a transexual former man playing as a woman. She is not so much talented as just insanely strong. Most normal women are not built like that.
I will hand it to her though. She is intelligent and so is her sister and they aren’t vulgar or arrogant.
Randal | April 6, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Serena is a work horse who continues to win grand slam championships due to hard work and dedication. The smile on her face clearly shows everyone around her how happy she is with life and the choices she’s made to get to where she is today.
You’re a role model for the young generation, Serena.
Randal
frick | April 6, 2009 at 6:03 pm
**BARF**
Ralph | April 6, 2009 at 6:05 pm
#27 is right on the money. Being know for ranking #1 in the world (professional tennis) is completely different from being know for a XXX tape in which someone pees on you. The standards are different.
heynowdude | April 6, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Smokin’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sluggo | April 6, 2009 at 6:15 pm
I love her!!! I’d love to do everything sesssual to and with her!!!
Just massaging her would be bonerific!!!
Kaiser | April 6, 2009 at 6:15 pm
At least we get to know how a shaved bear looks like.
ambidextrous handjob | April 6, 2009 at 6:15 pm
#32 So is the ass.
sluggo | April 6, 2009 at 6:16 pm
and… I love her rack and her calves, BIG TIME!!!
sluggo | April 6, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Also… I love her breasts and calves, BIG TIME!!!
corbin jericho | April 6, 2009 at 6:26 pm
The Steelers need to get this guy as a linebacker or defensive end, good gosh he is built!
bootlips | April 6, 2009 at 6:27 pm
God, what a yard ape. Female monkeys are so damn ugly. I always laugh when they try to wear something cute. It only accentuates their simian features.
James Green | April 6, 2009 at 6:32 pm
When I read the word bikini I thought it was gunna be a chick.
billabong021 | April 6, 2009 at 6:34 pm
@41
Are you the same retard that ranted on “rice apes” when that Jonsan brother did the eye thing?
James Dean | April 6, 2009 at 6:37 pm
41# okay thats nice, but this post is about Serena, stay on topic! *slaps over head*
AWEsome | April 6, 2009 at 6:42 pm
she just won the Australian Open. In style, at that. She kicks ass all over the place. I wish I was as talented at ANYTHING as she is at her job…she def deserves the number One world ranking…a superwoman
Spic'n'Span | April 6, 2009 at 6:44 pm
I think she looks healthy. Instead of a skinny skank she has meat on her bones…..ain’t nothing wrong wit it! I bet she’s alot funner in the bedroom than say…..heidi montag or similarly skinny woman. And all y’ll men talking sh*t don’t be mad that ur d*cks wouldn’t make it past her cushiony ass……guess thats why skinny women w gapin holes are ur taste.
sin | April 6, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Its Billy Dee Williams with tits. In the 2nd picture it looks like she has a mustache. That is one scary looking critter.
daunte | April 6, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Hey, a yard ape that is on this site without being either assaulted or arrested. Its a 1st!! Damn, that is one big, ugly porch monkey. She would give King Kong a scare.
Jay | April 6, 2009 at 6:53 pm
SHE IS A DUDE!! At LEAST a SHE-MALE!!
I'm Barak Obama and I approve... | April 6, 2009 at 7:01 pm
…Now do you believe that man evolved from the apes??
Teef | April 6, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Thar she blows!!!!!!!! First real live dinosaur specimen ever