Serena Williams in a bikini

October 12th, 2008 // 197 Comments

Wait. Did I miss the “Third Annual Try to Look Manlier than Brooke Hogan in a Bikini Contest?” Goddammit.

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Comments (197)

  1. axel | October 12, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    the last 2 posts are not showing up on the front page. weird

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  2. Ryan | October 12, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    That is one healthy frame……Bitch has size…..

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  3. Shiri | October 12, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    Nice to see some curves for a change.

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    • Fahrenheit032 | June 29, 2011 at 10:35 am

      CURVES??????

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  4. Alan | October 12, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    I am tired of people telling me she is hot. She looks like Patrick Ewing.

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  5. No comparison | October 12, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    She’s a world class athlete. Brooke Hogan is a world class hobag.

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  6. Accidental Sexiness | October 12, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    Wow she is too bulky! blech…….

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  7. dude | October 12, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    it’s 50 cent in a bikini

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  8. steve | October 12, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    THATS A HUGE BITCH!

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  9. Hyck | October 12, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    Hey Look it’s Ray Lewis! Oh Wait?
    That’s Terrell Owens!

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  10. Anexio | October 12, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    She got the hip and boob. i wnander what she look like wiht out all that brown makup adn stuff. shes not preety beaucause she got to much of the tan and thats bad for you skin. everyone knows that caus e it true all the time.

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  11. stellabystar cooper | October 12, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    Dude,that’s not Serena, that’s a tranny Lenny Kravitz impersonator.

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  12. dan | October 12, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    since when lenny kravitz wears a bikini?

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  13. pistolita | October 12, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    seriously people– THIS WOMAN IS AN ATHLETE… not a model or an actress. her job is to compete in physical tests- sports… not visual orgasms.

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  14. Lipster | October 12, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    DAMN!

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  15. wanks | October 12, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    oh shit! gorilla got loose from the zoo!!

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  16. dominick | October 12, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    She would destroy each and every one of us. Personally, I’m up for it. Just sayin.

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  17. Ro | October 12, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    Where’s your sense of adventure? I’d hit it.

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  18. kim | October 12, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    omg lmfao at #8, but yeah, thats a man baby!

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  19. G Shoe | October 12, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    Steroids anyone?

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  20. diddleysquat | October 12, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    when did Wesley Snipes have a sex change operation? i wasn’t told of this.

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  21. Ram Punchington | October 12, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    How about Picture #2 where Serena’s hangin’ with the lead singer from Fishbone wearin’ a dress?

    This is one unpleasant batch o’ pictures.

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  22. Rough Daddy | October 12, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    For someone who’s well versed in the language of love as me,,,I’ll take a pass….

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  23. simone | October 12, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    so what’s Brooke Hogan’s excuse. For all you racist ,spewing hateful epitepts-give it a rest. I mean come on , if you hate her body i understand but she is first and foremost an athlete. Henin,Navratilova,etc. have strong bodies and they dominated the field( well maybe not Henin). On the other hand the “petite athletes” only dominate commercials for cameras, etc.

    On a side note. Why is the comments towards African Americans, or any non white always so negative. No matter how much you may WISH it were different WE (yes i said we) will always be here and so will you. YOU came from US and therfore WE are.

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  24. Narcissist | October 12, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    Ah, I thought it was Scary Spice sans Photoshop. Of course Serena get’s paid to stomp ass in tennis, not stand in front of cameras.

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  25. isitin | October 12, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    This is one disgusting woman. I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick.

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  26. spaghetti | October 12, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    wow #19, you need to spend more time around normal chicks, rather than petite, 85lb bird girls, then perhaps you will realise that serena is an example of athletic form

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  27. supersex | October 12, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    holy shit, she would break your back with those thighs or crack your head like a peanut.

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  28. omg | October 12, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    juwanna mann!

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  29. queef | October 12, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    #25
    She’d fuck you with HER dick.

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  30. Miss Swan | October 12, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    She looka like a man.

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  31. Duke Steele | October 12, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    HELP!! Somebody,please help!! My eyes,my eyes.

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  32. Goliano | October 12, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    Serena Is HOT!!!

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  33. Assbestos | October 12, 2008 at 6:31 pm

    Wow. Serena, HGH much?

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  34. Mdiz | October 12, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    THATS A MAN!

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  35. Celebs | October 12, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    she looks like she is having fun

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  36. john | October 12, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    nice bikini, Serena!

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  37. teedee | October 12, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    somebody check for a pee-ness

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  38. roger ramjet | October 12, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    Mike Tyson in drag

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  39. bootlips | October 12, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    Even the skinny chick with her looks like a monkey.

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  40. Mos | October 12, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    That’s because monkeys like to follow around apes to see if they can git some banana crumbs.

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  41. Dr. John Blackheart | October 12, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    put her on the cotton fields!!!! we can later breed the bitch with Michael C. Duncan (Black guy from the green mile, John Coffe) Make a nigger hybrid. Hell yeah.

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  42. Slappy san | October 12, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    Wow….don’t even try to find your racism.

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  43. Slappy san | October 12, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    BTW I’ve been conflicted on Serena for years….but I wouldn’t turn her down. I don’t think you’d have to worry about tiring her out. And those cans…..nice.

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  44. sheesh! | October 12, 2008 at 8:29 pm

    She looks like an NFL football player in drag. I think she needs to lighten up on the ‘roids. They do take a toll.

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  45. ME | October 12, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    She gonna be BIG & FAT in 20.

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  46. The Gaborg | October 12, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    What do you know, Ving Rhames doesn’t look as bad in a bikini as I thought he would…

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  47. mE mE | October 12, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    Why you guys say she looks like a Gorilla? YOU ARE WRONG… GORILLAS ARE CUTE !!!

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  48. mE mE | October 12, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    Why you guys say she looks like a Gorilla? YOU ARE WRONG… GORILLAS ARE CUTE !!!

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  49. becca | October 12, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    damn, im jealous. She’s fine as hell.

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  50. becca | October 12, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    damn, im jealous. She’s fine as hell.

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