Serena William has nipples

December 2nd, 2009 // 104 Comments

Serena Williams’ breasts apparently popped out of her bathing suit while vacationing in Barbados Sunday, so here she is looking like the human equivalent of a Sherman Tank with nipples. I don’t know whether to be aroused or use a tar-covered sock to slap a grenade to her hull like the end battle in Saving Private Ryan. Okay, now I’m turned on.

Thanks to Kristy Allen for alerting me to these. I think.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Savalas

    Major letdown. I figured we’d be looking at 2-inch bee-stingers

  2. Rick

    My pants were extremely excited to see a beautiful glistening female breast, but only until one pans out to see the professional wrestler like musculature, and then ones penis retreats back to the nether regions from whence it came.

  3. clarkehead

    She’s got a rockin’ body for a Tennis player. Go ahead, admit it. I think she’s smokin’. Her sister is a lot prettier, but are you seriously going to turn that down?

  4. Major Nipples

    @ 2, Right! I know! I have bigger nips with smaller tits :(

  5. Turd da Third

    would not hit!! not even with a tennis racquet. Needs a license plate stitched to that ass

  6. Ellen

    Now THAT’S who Tiger should have married–talk about superhuman children. The only problem is that I really like Serena, and I wouldn’t want to see her get cheated on. I think that would make her sad.

  7. Dave

    #6. Prove it.

  8. Taz

    not even if you paid me! never!

  9. ugly-ho

    wow, look at her ape head

  10. hata

    Two Death Stars in formation.

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeep Eeeeeeeeeeeep Eeeeeeeeep battle stations!

  11. anon

    I wonder if, when that happened, her first thoughts were, “FUCK, this shit is going to be on the internets”.

  12. SATAN

    i wish she woulda quit workin out/playin tennis about 7 years ago and just got on a typical hollywood diet (coke). she’s always had awesome titties and her ass is still a guilty pleasure of mine.

  13. SATAN

    i wish she woulda quit workin out/playin tennis about 7 years ago and just got on a typical hollywood diet (coke). she’s always had awesome titties and her ass is still a guilty pleasure of mine.

  14. Austin Powers

    That’s not a woman its a man MAN!

  15. Fish Dude!!! You are a cold bastard!!! You get us all worked up with Tigers wife and then you spring Serena’s nipples on use. This is as bad as getting our dicks slammed in the refrigerator door… Thanks buddy

  16. Gay Fish

    Not cool, Fish. Not cool at all.

  17. Randal(l)

    nice. It’s not even a nipple slip, her whole titty came out.

    Randal(l)

  18. What!! we can’t say dirty words anymore fish dude??? What has this site come to? Why don’t you take down the nip shot while you are censoring things…

  19. Fish Dude!!! You are a cold bastard!!! You get us all worked up with Tigers wife and then you spring Serena’s nipples on use. This is as bad as getting our dicks slammed in the refrigerator door… Thanks buddy

  20. No dirty?

    What words were censored? I need to know, I am a potty mouthed sailor.

  21. He put my post back. We will see how long it stays up.

  22. Rough'in ain't easy

    Steroid clit! see, stop accusing Fish of word censoring…

  23. bp

    You have ‘starred’ out her left nipple, why have you failed to notice the right nipple also peeking out?

  24. el ces

    Yes!
    Sweet.

  25. enjoy the ride

    I would let her hit me everyday and twice on Sunday. And anyone who says differently is a fucking liar. Or gay.

  26. jenn

    Make it go away

  27. Aunt Jemima

    So did King Kong.

  28. Aunt Jemima

    So does King Kong.

  29. gross

    she’s nasty looking tranny. go do your operation already and play on the men’s side of the draw.

  30. me

    MY EYES!!! THIS CAN’T BE UN-SEEN!!!

    DAMN YOU FISH, DAMN YOU TO HELL.

    @ #4 and #28 you all are f’d up.

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  32. Rupert

    I’d make ‘er pregnant (if she didn’t make me pregnant first).

  33. tigerbeat

    Damn Superficial ,what is next Michelle Obama. gorilla pix ??

  34. pimp

    she has awesome tits…i’d hit it.

  35. moki

    damn thats some mean ass titties

  36. fer

    Serena is great tennis player. At least,I dislike this kind of female !I know we men have lots of options to pick up a woman,but we all find the right girl in our demands on a tall dating…..

  37. tigerbeat is an idiot!

    @tigerbeat
    STFU you ignorant, ASSHOLE!

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  39. mongo

    Mongo need love too.

  40. toolboy

    Great. A single nipple. What about the other 5?

  41. stan lee

    Casting news! She is going to play She-Hulk in the Thor movie and then appear in The Avengers! I’m not kidding.

  42. James CRUNDLE

    She has a beautifull tits for making tug-job! my penis is excited for her’s!

  43. Jester

    They should probably do gender testing on her and her sister I think she has both sexual organs.

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    Wait, black people swim?

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