Serena Williams in a Bikini and Other News

April 18th, 2011 // 206 Comments

- Brooke Mueller went back to rehab. [Popeater]

- Gwyneth Paltrow eats fish sticks. I’m as shocked as you are. [Dlisted]

- Lady Gaga‘s new album cover portrays her as an obnoxiously loud gaudy symbol of American excess. Irony not included. [Huffington Post]

- Jessica Simpson understands anatomy. [Lainey Gossip]

- Unfortunately, Malin Ackerman does not. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Shauna Sand displays her general attitude toward penis on the back of her sweatshirt. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE]

- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart make out at the Water For Elephants premiere. [Popsugar]

- Carrot Top will seduce you. [BuzzFeed]

- Apparently so will Hilary Duff via Twitter. [Popoholic]

- Jaimie Alexander thinks Wonder Woman is a hussy. [Maxim]

- The 50 Biggest Whiners in Sports History [Bleacher Report]

- And Mark Ruffalo whining about “the Hollywood system.” [Fox 411]

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  1. Serena does have the body of an athlete. Competitive eating is a sport, right?

    • sad how 25 grand slam wins, and being the highest earning female athlete ever means shit when white people are evaluating her body. hate all you want, i’d smash that silly

      • Douchey McDouchealot

        sad how even though she clearly looks like 400 pounds of shit in a 200 pound bag, and is posing in a bikini, you presume the criticism of her appearance is due to racism. do you think if black people evaluated her body, they’d say it looks good?

      • Cock Dr

        Don’t you think that if you somehow managed to be in an intimate situation with her it might be the other way around?

      • You mean 25 Denny’s Grand Slam Breakfast championships? Sorry,but the white card excuse is getting tired, I’m sure there are men/women of ALL races that find her umm….unappealing?

      • @Dr, im a big boy i’ll take my chances

        @DMcDm didn’t say it’s racist–but most the brothers i know would do her in a heartbeat. and dig, since she was ranked #1 less than a year ago (which is phenomenal in itself considering her age), it’s safe to say this is the body of a *champion athlete*. all 400 lbs as you put it

      • some dude

        hey dudeisagaydude, they used “dig” in that fashion back in the ’60s, right? I know you’re not getting any hipper thanks to your neighbors in the home, so I’m just trying to help.

      • @some dude your ‘witty’ ‘retorts’ are lame. what are you 12?

      • Ismoss

        Fine she a tennis phenomena, a big fat ass tennis phenomena.

      • Jock McCrock

        don’t tar all white people with the same brush – I think she looks amazing!

      • Winning at tennis in not an indicator that her body is universally attractive. When the ’85 Bears won the Super Bowl, Refrigerator Perry’s body wasn’t suddenly held up as an example of the perfect man; but because of her ability you’re defending a woman who looks suspiciously like him.

    • rican

      What’s wrong with some meat on the bone? She has it well spread, specially around that worshipable ass, all 200 lbs of it.

    • reformed_druid

      Yes she has the body of an athlete, she keeps it hidden in her closet where no one will ever find it.

    • Carlito

      I bet she could whip your ass on the tennis court. Or any other athletic endeavor for that matter.

    • datcarman

      I’m sorry but I agree with dude. I’d definitely smash and any brother I know would. she does have muscles up top that are a little intimidating but from the waste down is a work of art to me! that junk in the trunk needs some good loving!

      • MrsWrong

        she looks sooo gross cause her suit is soooo small for such a BIG ass..she needs to stop trying to squeeze her double honey hams into those extra medium bathingsuits!

    • even if you’re of the type that likes GIGANTIC asses on women, how do you get around the fact that her spine is shaped like that? Her torso doesn’t line up with her legs…it’s like amateur photoshop gone wrong, but it’s real.

  2. Glenn

    Please.. Stop this.

  3. Michelle

    Thank god she wore those earrings to distract everyone from noticing the rest of her.

  4. Double D

    She should be hanging with the beautiful people at Coachella.

  5. Deacon Jones

    What the hell are pics of my parents’ black pitbull doing online?!

  6. Vivian

    Damn, if a high performance athelete like her looks like that…what are my chances of getting fit if I play tennis?? (none whatsoever)

  7. horny pig

    Man I would love to eat the chocolate pudding right out of that ass. Would love to blast my load all over those jungle tits ..

  8. Serena Williams Bikini
    Required
    Commented on this photo:

    …Jabba?
    “Da beesga coo palyeeya pityee bo tenya go kaka juju hoopa… grrrr…”

    • Bringbackbabalu

      Even the pit beast of Tatoine would be hiding in his hole if the Williams Sisters came through

  9. johnS

    That’s what happens when you leave chocolate out in the sun too long.

  10. I can only imagine is sounds like a cement mixer when she takes a dump.

  11. Any Guy

    Chthulu!

  12. Pudding Master

    Wow I wonder what one of her farts smell like or the how large are her turds?

  13. Balou

    The centaurs have always been my favorite mythological creatures.

  14. Rancid

    When this beast lumbers down the beach, I’m sure people can hear the theme from Jurassic Park playing in the background.

  15. Serena Williams Bikini
    Euroman
    Commented on this photo:

    At least she is not wearing a thong

  16. SIN

    Damn! Look what those steroids did to Barry Bonds.

  17. What Fish, a buy one get 33 free deal on the photos? That’s too much ass for one computer to process.

  18. mygawd

    that is one ugly fucking animal!

  19. BENWAW

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
    there is not enough drugs in the world to erase this memory
    from my mind

  20. Serena Williams Bikini
    whatthehuh?
    Commented on this photo:

    i think we have finally seen as ass that makes kim k’s look small by comparison, well maybe anyways

  21. adolf hitler

    doggy style all day

  22. Jack

    MY EYES – MY EYES…

  23. Deacon Jones

    I bet people a half mile downwind were all asking each other, with confused looks on their faces “Why does it smell like burnt tires??”

  24. Serena Williams Bikini
    Ale
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I’m blind

  25. Serena Williams Bikini
    WingsofRed
    Commented on this photo:

    God she is so freaking nasty. I swear that’s a guy….

  26. zug

    Only thing missing is an animal skin loin cloth, spear, and the skulls of her enemies hanging from a bone and hair necklace. I would fucking run in fear.

  27. Serena Williams Bikini
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re fine, so long as you don’t show her your teeth when smiling. They interpret that as aggression.

  28. Douchemaster

    When I read ‘Serena Williams in a bikini and other news’, saw that pic, I expected the ‘other news’ to include ‘and thousands of patrons of ‘thesuperficial.com’ gouge their eyes out with letter openers, screaming in agony’.

  29. Crackpot Kaddafi

    Moamar Khaddafi released these pictures, didn’t he? I knew we never should have f’d with that ruthless lunatic. He has no fear of being tried as a war criminal. I’d have preferred he anthraxed us.

  30. Bob

    What have we done to deserve this?! lol

  31. RoboZombie

    OH GOD NO!!!!!

  32. Serena Williams Bikini
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually, this view, this angle… really not bad. Just thick.

  33. Ponkur

    Fish, you’re an animal.

  34. But the question I’m asking myself is what does the “ugly fat friend” Serena brings to the clubs to make herself look better look like??

  35. All I imagine is Herman Munster’s laugh with this picture.

  36. Bringbackbabalu

    Speaking of Water for Elephants, this mastadon should be the star! A creature like that should be in the jungle!

  37. showoleoyebanji

    serena she now
    look old

  38. Serena Williams Bikini
    AssMan
    Commented on this photo:

    Take or leave the rest of her, but I love her gigantic ass. That shit is amazing.

  39. Serena Williams Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    HULK SMASH

  40. rican

    I want to camp out on that ass, and eat it suck it fuck it and slobber all over it.

    • Deacon Jones

      You’re insane.

      I’d rather do a corpse.

      • Jock McCrock

        well given I don’t think you’d get the choice anyway, just as well you’d plump for the dead one.

    • dpbefun

      I agree with Rican…except for the part about eat it, sucking it, and fucking it. Other than that, we are pratically twins.

    • Dave Mustaine

      Your gross. The diet that she eats to “develop” and “maintain” that ugly body must give her all kinds of diarrhea and fat, stinky, smelly farts and other digestive problems. And you would slobber all over that? LOL YUCK!!!

  41. Serena Williams Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs to work on that pose if she has any hope of winning the Mr. Universe contest.

  42. Serena Williams Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Girl in yellow, “I’m telling you, there is no doubt theres an adam’s apple!”

  43. Serena Williams Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    i’ll smack that and ride the wave

  44. Serena Williams Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    fuck me talk about body art

  45. Serena Williams Bikini
    The Pope of Cleveland
    Commented on this photo:

    Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch! Come to me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Come on!

  46. fx

    wow lee haney got a boob job

  47. taz

    Must have been hard getting that bikini on a buffalo

  48. Serena Williams Bikini
    Freaky
    Commented on this photo:

    Can’t…unsee…dat…ass!

  49. If she wants that ass to look little, she is gonna need to hang out with Kim Kardashian.

  50. MLVC

    wonder what the twat smells like???

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