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Serena does have the body of an athlete. Competitive eating is a sport, right?
sad how 25 grand slam wins, and being the highest earning female athlete ever means shit when white people are evaluating her body. hate all you want, i’d smash that silly
sad how even though she clearly looks like 400 pounds of shit in a 200 pound bag, and is posing in a bikini, you presume the criticism of her appearance is due to racism. do you think if black people evaluated her body, they’d say it looks good?
Don’t you think that if you somehow managed to be in an intimate situation with her it might be the other way around?
You mean 25 Denny’s Grand Slam Breakfast championships? Sorry,but the white card excuse is getting tired, I’m sure there are men/women of ALL races that find her umm….unappealing?
@Dr, im a big boy i’ll take my chances
@DMcDm didn’t say it’s racist–but most the brothers i know would do her in a heartbeat. and dig, since she was ranked #1 less than a year ago (which is phenomenal in itself considering her age), it’s safe to say this is the body of a *champion athlete*. all 400 lbs as you put it
hey dudeisagaydude, they used “dig” in that fashion back in the ’60s, right? I know you’re not getting any hipper thanks to your neighbors in the home, so I’m just trying to help.
@some dude your ‘witty’ ‘retorts’ are lame. what are you 12?
Fine she a tennis phenomena, a big fat ass tennis phenomena.
don’t tar all white people with the same brush – I think she looks amazing!
Winning at tennis in not an indicator that her body is universally attractive. When the ’85 Bears won the Super Bowl, Refrigerator Perry’s body wasn’t suddenly held up as an example of the perfect man; but because of her ability you’re defending a woman who looks suspiciously like him.
What’s wrong with some meat on the bone? She has it well spread, specially around that worshipable ass, all 200 lbs of it.
Yes she has the body of an athlete, she keeps it hidden in her closet where no one will ever find it.
I bet she could whip your ass on the tennis court. Or any other athletic endeavor for that matter.
She probably could whip anyone here on the tennis court, but she’d still only manage a draw in a bikini contest with a linebacker.
I’m sorry but I agree with dude. I’d definitely smash and any brother I know would. she does have muscles up top that are a little intimidating but from the waste down is a work of art to me! that junk in the trunk needs some good loving!
she looks sooo gross cause her suit is soooo small for such a BIG ass..she needs to stop trying to squeeze her double honey hams into those extra medium bathingsuits!
even if you’re of the type that likes GIGANTIC asses on women, how do you get around the fact that her spine is shaped like that? Her torso doesn’t line up with her legs…it’s like amateur photoshop gone wrong, but it’s real.
Please.. Stop this.
Thank god she wore those earrings to distract everyone from noticing the rest of her.
Yea, that was the first thing I noticed too. After her enormous ass, anyways.
She should be hanging with the beautiful people at Coachella.
What the hell are pics of my parents’ black pitbull doing online?!
LMFAO ouch.
Damn, if a high performance athelete like her looks like that…what are my chances of getting fit if I play tennis?? (none whatsoever)
*that* is a build on the tail end of years of ‘roids
Man I would love to eat the chocolate pudding right out of that ass. Would love to blast my load all over those jungle tits ..
…Jabba?
“Da beesga coo palyeeya pityee bo tenya go kaka juju hoopa… grrrr…”
Even the pit beast of Tatoine would be hiding in his hole if the Williams Sisters came through
That’s what happens when you leave chocolate out in the sun too long.
Hate to say it, but , good one!
I can only imagine is sounds like a cement mixer when she takes a dump.
i bet she shits HUGE!
win win win, best comment
Chthulu!
Wow I wonder what one of her farts smell like or the how large are her turds?
The centaurs have always been my favorite mythological creatures.
hahahahaha
When this beast lumbers down the beach, I’m sure people can hear the theme from Jurassic Park playing in the background.
At least she is not wearing a thong
Damn! Look what those steroids did to Barry Bonds.
hahahahahahahahahahahahah
What Fish, a buy one get 33 free deal on the photos? That’s too much ass for one computer to process.
that is one ugly fucking animal!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
there is not enough drugs in the world to erase this memory
from my mind
i think we have finally seen as ass that makes kim k’s look small by comparison, well maybe anyways
doggy style all day
MY EYES – MY EYES…
I bet people a half mile downwind were all asking each other, with confused looks on their faces “Why does it smell like burnt tires??”
Can’t stop..laughing. please, no more Deacon!!!
I think I’m blind
God she is so freaking nasty. I swear that’s a guy….
Only thing missing is an animal skin loin cloth, spear, and the skulls of her enemies hanging from a bone and hair necklace. I would fucking run in fear.
You’re fine, so long as you don’t show her your teeth when smiling. They interpret that as aggression.
When I read ‘Serena Williams in a bikini and other news’, saw that pic, I expected the ‘other news’ to include ‘and thousands of patrons of ‘thesuperficial.com’ gouge their eyes out with letter openers, screaming in agony’.
Moamar Khaddafi released these pictures, didn’t he? I knew we never should have f’d with that ruthless lunatic. He has no fear of being tried as a war criminal. I’d have preferred he anthraxed us.
hahaha
Crackpot, you are a hoot!
What have we done to deserve this?! lol
OH GOD NO!!!!!
Actually, this view, this angle… really not bad. Just thick.
so much better from the back! the only angle that works…
Fish, you’re an animal.
But the question I’m asking myself is what does the “ugly fat friend” Serena brings to the clubs to make herself look better look like??
All I imagine is Herman Munster’s laugh with this picture.
Speaking of Water for Elephants, this mastadon should be the star! A creature like that should be in the jungle!
serena she now
look old
Take or leave the rest of her, but I love her gigantic ass. That shit is amazing.
HULK SMASH
:)
I want to camp out on that ass, and eat it suck it fuck it and slobber all over it.
You’re insane.
I’d rather do a corpse.
well given I don’t think you’d get the choice anyway, just as well you’d plump for the dead one.
I agree with Rican…except for the part about eat it, sucking it, and fucking it. Other than that, we are pratically twins.
Your gross. The diet that she eats to “develop” and “maintain” that ugly body must give her all kinds of diarrhea and fat, stinky, smelly farts and other digestive problems. And you would slobber all over that? LOL YUCK!!!
She needs to work on that pose if she has any hope of winning the Mr. Universe contest.
lmao
do men have ass and tits like that? no way, so shut up my son
Girl in yellow, “I’m telling you, there is no doubt theres an adam’s apple!”
i’ll smack that and ride the wave
fuck me talk about body art
Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch! Come to me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Come on!
wow lee haney got a boob job
Must have been hard getting that bikini on a buffalo
Can’t…unsee…dat…ass!
If she wants that ass to look little, she is gonna need to hang out with Kim Kardashian.
wonder what the twat smells like???
Your worst nightmare
Dinty Moore Beef Stew, on a guess…
Durian fruit