Serena Williams in a Bikini and Other News

Photo Boy / April 18, 2011

- Brooke Mueller went back to rehab. [Popeater]

- Gwyneth Paltrow eats fish sticks. I’m as shocked as you are. [Dlisted]

- Lady Gaga’s new album cover portrays her as an obnoxiously loud gaudy symbol of American excess. Irony not included. [Huffington Post]

- Jessica Simpson understands anatomy. [Lainey Gossip]

- Unfortunately, Malin Ackerman does not. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Shauna Sand displays her general attitude toward penis on the back of her sweatshirt. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE]

- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart make out at the Water For Elephants premiere. [Popsugar]

- Carrot Top will seduce you. [BuzzFeed]

- Apparently so will Hilary Duff via Twitter. [Popoholic]

- Jaimie Alexander thinks Wonder Woman is a hussy. [Maxim]

- The 50 Biggest Whiners in Sports History [Bleacher Report]

- And Mark Ruffalo whining about “the Hollywood system.” [Fox 411]

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