Serena Williams and Coco Should Fight
Hopefully this doesn’t sound racist, but I think Coco and Serena Williams should’ve fought while both of them were on the beach in Miami yesterday. In fact, to prove my intentions are pure, I’m willing to pay two Mexican midgets a dollar – That’s like a million bucks to them. – to sit on each woman’s back just so everyone knows this is entirely about two warbeasts of the sea engaging in combat to prove which skin color denotes the dominant warrior. Race doesn’t even enter the equation.