Selma Blair did a little shopping at the new Kiki De Montparnasse lingerie store in L.A. where she told People that she recently broke up with her boyfriend:
Surrounded by lace slips and garter belts, the actress said her newly single status doesn’t lessen her love of lingerie. “I have a lot of it, but mostly for myself,” she said. “It just makes you feel beautiful.”
And that, incidentally, is also what she’s looking for in a man. “I want someone who makes me feel good,” she said, adding with a sly smile, “if you know what I mean.”
Wait a minute. Selma Blair is just sitting around by herself wearing lingerie and pining for a man. OnStar, take me to Selma Blair! OnStar? Hello? Where the hell is… Dude, OnStar, get out of the fridge! Are you drinking my beer? C’mon! Take me to Selma Blair. It’s important. Yes, important enough for me not to wear pants in the car. Look, can we just, I dunno, go back to how things used to be? You know, where you were a little box above my rear-view mirror that obeyed my every command. But this time don’t deploy the airbag in my face. I need to look sexy and not all Owen Wilson-nose’d up. May he rest in peace.
a doe | December 4, 2007 at 2:18 pm
i don’t care if I’m 1st, but I am…hee hee
Krazee Eyez Killah | December 4, 2007 at 2:18 pm
schwing
a doe | December 4, 2007 at 2:18 pm
i don’t care if I’m 1st, but I am…hee hee
feg | December 4, 2007 at 2:21 pm
I thought she was married to one of the Zappa boys?? the bald one.
Tapeworm | December 4, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Why are there pictures of an adolescent boy accompanying these pictures? I thought Blair was a woman?
Jumpin_J | December 4, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Seriously, if you’re attracted to a woman who looks like Tom Cruise, that’s just plain creepy. That’s assuming Selma IS a woman! (place dramatic prairie dog music here).
missj | December 4, 2007 at 2:24 pm
she looks like a big head little boy with that ugly hair cut
Jumpin_J | December 4, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Seriously, if you’re attracted to a woman who looks like Tom Cruise, that’s just plain creepy. That’s assuming Selma IS a woman! (place dramatic prairie dog music here).
Jumpin_J | December 4, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Seriously, if you’re attracted to a woman who looks like Tom Cruise, that’s just plain creepy. That’s assuming Selma IS a woman! (place dramatic prairie dog music here).
Shallo Val | December 4, 2007 at 2:27 pm
I like this one too. She is totally built like an 11-year-old, but I like her attitude, her beautiful face, her weird “I’m so bored” voice, and well, I just like her. She seems cool to me.
Shallo Val | December 4, 2007 at 2:29 pm
ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!
IF Y’ALL HAVEN’T FIGURED OUT THAT THERE IS A DELAY AND ONLY HAVE TO PRESS THE SUBMIT BUTTON ONCE, I’M HERE TO TELL YOU ….
****THERE’S A DELAY; PRESS SUBMIT BUTTON ONLY ONCE******
Jesus, I figured that one out hours ago.
fergernauster | December 4, 2007 at 2:33 pm
She just needs to add some meat to those starved bones and then she will feel completely better. In just about every way.
FRIST!!! | December 4, 2007 at 2:35 pm
haHA!!!
There IS a delay. A riDICulous delay. I emailed the editor, but apparently they find torturing us to be a pretty fun game. On my mark, get set, click post your comment and see how fricken long it takes this time.
Jimbo | December 4, 2007 at 2:36 pm
I have an announcement!!!!
I AM AN IDIOT!!!!
the most disturbing part of this is the signs were there the whole time. I think I will go get my head examined for any sign of life.
FRIST!!! | December 4, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Not too bad this time, only like 10 seconds. Things are really looking up..
Who the crap is this chick?
RichPort | December 4, 2007 at 2:37 pm
The only thing attractive about this chick is the prospect of getting my Prince Albert stuck behind her uvula. And punching her on the side of the head to dislodge it.
fergernauster | December 4, 2007 at 2:50 pm
No
boobs
at
all.
Wow.
Shallo Val | December 4, 2007 at 2:50 pm
ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!
IF Y’ALL HAVEN’T FIGURED OUT THAT THERE IS A DELAY AND ONLY HAVE TO PRESS THE SUBMIT BUTTON ONCE, I’M HERE TO TELL YOU ….
****THERE’S A DELAY; PRESS SUBMIT BUTTON ONLY ONCE******
Jesus, I figured that one out hours ago.
Shallo Val | December 4, 2007 at 2:52 pm
ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!
IF Y’ALL HAVEN’T FIGURED OUT THAT THERE IS A DELAY AND ONLY HAVE TO PRESS THE SUBMIT BUTTON ONCE, I’M HERE TO TELL YOU ….
****THERE’S A DELAY; PRESS SUBMIT BUTTON ONLY ONCE******
Jesus, I figured that one out hours ago.
Shallo Val | December 4, 2007 at 2:53 pm
ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!
IF Y’ALL HAVEN’T FIGURED OUT THAT THERE IS A DELAY AND ONLY HAVE TO PRESS THE SUBMIT BUTTON ONCE, I’M HERE TO TELL YOU ….
****THERE’S A DELAY; PRESS SUBMIT BUTTON ONLY ONCE******
Jesus, I figured that one out hours ago.
i 'd hit it | December 4, 2007 at 2:53 pm
she doesn’t look like a kid. shes kinda quirky, her face is pretty. i like her style.
she looks fit and light, i could throw her around.
i think she is ok.
i 'd hit it | December 4, 2007 at 2:53 pm
she doesn’t look like a kid. shes kinda quirky, her face is pretty. i like her style.
she looks fit and light, i could throw her around.
i think she is ok.
Texas Tranny | December 4, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Doesn’t everyone sit around in their lingerie? I know I do.
Hey Val, is there a delay?
Ally | December 4, 2007 at 2:56 pm
I HATE this new picture system. Why can’t I just click the fucking thumbnail and see that picture?? Grrrr…
Jeezy | December 4, 2007 at 3:04 pm
This was probably the funniest little blurb you’ve written in a long time!
Also, yes, the changes to this site all suck. All of them. Put it back to the way it was. If you’re doing this to drive up pageviews and advertising revenue, just know that the cooler of use Firefox with Adblock Plus, so we rarely if ever see all the fucking ads you’ve got around here.
Chauncy Gardner | December 4, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Selma could have been attractive, if her hairline hadn’t conquered her forehead at an early age.
You can’t see it here, but her forehead is about 3″ x 3″ of open skin, surrounded by a jungle of chimp hair. I can only imagine that her crotch looks like a nest of tarantulas.
Gerald_Tarrant | December 4, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Que feo.
Vick Puffs | December 4, 2007 at 3:20 pm
well said # 10.
ME | December 4, 2007 at 3:27 pm
She’s a good looking 10 year boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shallo Val | December 4, 2007 at 3:30 pm
DEAR TROLL, YOU’RE SLIP IS SHOWING……
p0nk | December 4, 2007 at 3:30 pm
he looks familiar, i think he was in my jr. high gym class.
Shallo Val | December 4, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Goddamned obvious mother fucker (laughs) you think these people think you are ME????? Sorry troll, not today.
Am I right FRIST and Jimbo (holds hand up for high-five)
Shallo Val | December 4, 2007 at 3:32 pm
TT – Now YOU my friend are funny AND original!
Shallo Val | December 4, 2007 at 3:34 pm
26 – Oh Chauncey, I’ve missed your words. (sighs and makes eyes at chauncey)
Anal Phlegm Munch | December 4, 2007 at 3:34 pm
I’d hit it.
Anal Phlegm Munch | December 4, 2007 at 3:35 pm
I’d hit it.
BBW is a con for fatties to feel better about being a fatty. | December 4, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Actually she is gorgeous, not really false looking – I like it.
fergernauster | December 4, 2007 at 3:38 pm
She likes to flick her tizzler while churning anus butter.
Tally-O!
tired of fat woman thinking the because they are fat, that makes them better | December 4, 2007 at 3:41 pm
29 –
not every woman has to have saddlebags and cottage cheese and be a depressed glutton who just sits on their ass and watches tv to be an attractive female.
fat woman are jealous and quick to call a thin woman who enjoys something in life other than food a ” little boy “.
was audrey hepburn also a little boy?
Texas Tranny | December 4, 2007 at 3:54 pm
tizzler???? anus butter???? That’s pretty damn funny.
Val,
I just call it like I see it.
amma | December 4, 2007 at 3:59 pm
…Hahahah…high five to the person who wrote she looks like Tom Cruise;) Yeah, she’s okay. But she is so not as pretty as she thinks she is–to have hair that short, you’d better have a beyond beautiful, flawless face. And she don’t. So, maybe grow a little hair and get a padded bra and then we’ll talk.
Shallo Val | December 4, 2007 at 3:59 pm
40 you go gurl!
Can you believe this girl is either 35 or 36?
FRIST!!! | December 4, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Sorry Val I was gone, here’s yer high five!!! (slap)
holla@meh | December 4, 2007 at 4:01 pm
she looks like a dude. he-he. idk. maybe she should put a weave in. she might not look manly with long hair.
Shallo Val | December 4, 2007 at 4:02 pm
40 you go gurl!
Can you believe this girl is either 35 or 36?
Texas Tranny | December 4, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Damn, I can’t believe she is that old.
I need to get laid, anyone up for a mercy fuck?
Disher | December 4, 2007 at 4:10 pm
She’s hot, the dress is hot. Tom Cruise wishes he looked this good.
DA | December 4, 2007 at 4:16 pm
Want to see something that is really ugly?????????
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/12/03/wface103.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox
yourmother | December 4, 2007 at 4:23 pm
39
Short hair cut, like a boy
No tits, like a boy
No hips, like a boy
Quacks like a duck…..
Hmmm
LayDeeBug | December 4, 2007 at 4:39 pm
46 how much is a flight from Newark to Texas