Selma Blair is Definitely Pregnant

Granted, these are essentially the Anti-Katy Perry, here’s a clearly pregnant Selma Blair showing off her baby bump in Malibu yesterday because as we’ve established, fertilized eggs are this year’s adopted African child. Which sounds precious and magical until a year from now when these kids are sitting in a closet next to the Wii, iPad and 3D flatscreen while their mothers cuddle twin Asian babies with wings glued on them. On that note, has anyone seen my hot glue gun? I’m, uh, making a bird house. With babies. Wait.

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