When you’re pregnant the last thing you want is to be reminded how grotesquely huge you are, so of course, Selma Blair found herself standing next to Alessandra Ambrosio over the weekend. For those of you who don’t know who she is, Alessandra is not only a supermodel, but also a mother who shat out a baby while simultaneously snapping her figure back before the last push. So basically a superhero. Selma Blair was forced to stand next to a superhero.
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pregnancy made this one’s rack disappear. damn breasts how do they work!
she never had a rack
she was never much to look at either
Same way as magnets
She maybe a Brazilian supermodel – but this chick to the left looks like man to me, the way I imagine Tarzan. They both are not the best photogenic types – the one to the right looks too average
I don’t normally say this kind of thing…but if that is her husband I would bang the shit out of him
In an ordinary context, Selma Blair is quite pretty. Next to Alessandra, she looks like she’s been shooting junk under a bridge in Kansas City with the ghost of Charlie Parker for the last five years.
+1 to you good sir
It’s like her legs are sculpted from well moisturized bacon.
One of these women can wear a homemade orange and blue muumuu and still look good. Selma Blair cannot.
Who’s that fat Indian (feathers not dot) chick standing next to the tall skinny dude?
+1 nice
Alessandra, why the long face?
+1
You’d have a long face too, if you were forced to stand next to a pregnant elf in an outfit that loud!
and that center part and long hair dragging her down isn’t doing her any favors either. I don’t think she’s attractive at all.
The pretty giraffe is wearing a dress that you can’t sit in or even lean over while wearing. All she can do is stand there.
Of course it was probably a nicely paying gig. I’m sure whatever Las Vegas venue that she was promoting was pleased as punch with that dress.
Agreed… the dress is like the lingerie that should be removed, promptly, before anything happens to it.
now that is a milf. Selma on the other hand looks like such a pig. She shouldn’t go out in public looking like that.
Is that Olivia Munn or Katie Holmes?
I’ll give Selma this, she’s still hotter than Oliva Munn.
Let’s go Mets! Let’s go Mets! Mr. Met is awesome.
I remember seeing Alessandra pregnant but never see the baby. She must be too nervous to hold it, like accidentally dropping it off a skyscraper.
Pregnancy…makes smoking hot chicks look like a middle-school librarian. and makes a vagina look like a sarlac pit.
damn nature…you scary.
That’s a pretty clear “Fuck You” face you’re making there, Selma.
Marcie only wishes Peppermint Patty looked like this.
er… If anything, Selma’s natural femininity makes the supermodel – tall, curveless and with a plastic chest – look like a transexual. If anything, it’s Blair making the model look odd.
… thinking about it, Alessandra looks a bit like Russell Brand after a sex-change.
hahaha YES!!
If Alessandra told you that giving a blow job was disgusting and demeaning to women, she suddenly wouldn’t be quite as hot.
If Selma did every nasty, naughty thing you like doing in bed, and with a smile on her face when you were done, she’d suddenly look like the hottest woman around.
Jean Paul Sartre…Friedrch Nietzche…Immanuel Kant…and now, FruitLoop.
You have a clear and spot on take of the male thought pattern. As a matter of fact, I’m going back to revisit the photo of Selma Blair with questionable intent.
VERY True!!!!
actually the Most Truest thing IVe ever read here,
if Alessandra said she only wanted missionary and didnt give you a blow job, or even worst, do it with the lights dimmed, or off, total turnoff,
now imagine Selma giving you a blow job and letting you put it in her butt,
if that was the case i would marry Selma….
Pregnancy has been good for Selma Blair….now she actually has curves, small ones but curves none the less!
Selma Blair is way prettier and more attractive than horseface even when she is pregnant. And Allessandra, that is one of the ugliest dresses I’ve ever seen.
she look like a …Laughing horse
You try packing a huge 30 lbs baby bubble in your belly, kicking your bladder, smooshing your organs all around, walk around on swollen ankles then tell yourself “I fell like I’m glowing with pregnancy!” next to a Victoria’s Secret Model… On heels.
pregnant or not, WHAT is she WEARING?
Maybe not Selma Blair’s best pic. But you know what? She’s still a lot sexier then most so-called supermodels. It’s those come-hither eyes, I think.
Im feeling frisky this morning with the wrong handle…
Apparently she said “Fuck me harder, n*****!” one too many times?
There’s Barbie. Then there’s the knock-off version made from recycled plastic and dead orphan hair.
Selma looks sad.
Probably cos her boobs aren’t filling out as she thought they would.
There’s sooo many cute maternity clothes out, why would she wear this hideous monstrosity?!
Peeking the leg out from under the circus tent does not add a thing! And who forced her to stand next to the super model, just highlighting the frump?!
That is cause you only like white women right you fucking nazi? SIEG HEIL!