Selena Gomez’s Clothes Fit Really Well

March 2nd, 2012 // 62 Comments
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Here’s Selena Gomez shooting Spring Breakers with Vanessa Hudgens in Miami yesterday which is completely useless information to you, so here are shots of her flashing her bra and a shot of her butt cheeks hanging out of her shorts. Because after indulging in political dickfoolery for my own personal amusement over the past 24 hours, the least I could do is cut to the chase by depressing the hell out of you with pics of what Justin Bieber gets to have sex with. Fortunately, he’ll be nailed to an Eggo-sponsored cross on his 32nd birthday. However, unfortunately, this will also make him America’s new messiah, replacing that boring Commie as the face of the new Republican Party. “And so, ladies and gentlemen of the senate, I ask you, does our currency not read ‘In Bieber We Lock And Pop?’ Then I implore you to turn with me to Book of Canada, Chapter 4. ‘For so did Selena totally breaketh Justin’s heart, and with a swish of his for realz cute hair, all girls of foreign blood were cast out to Slut Island. N slash J.’ From this passage, I don’t see how we can in good conscience allow said island to go un-nuked lest its sluttery infect our shores thus displeasing our Lord’s syrup eyes. J-Biebs be praised.”

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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  1. Senoir Guapo

    Adios mio!

    • poopsmith

      first off, its Senor, not senoir…

      and second, its Dios Mio, R-tard

    • Andre

      She’s fucking ugly, stick with a huge head. Bitch looks like she never moves off the fucking couch, born on a couch and stayed there. Gust of wind knock her the fuck out.

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    Frank Burns
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    Gomez halfway through her action choreography just before she slaps her wristband to transform into “Maple Cleavage Ranger”.

  3. Serena Guzman

    Oh my God is someone taking my picture across the street? Oh my God is that paparazzi? Oh my God is it Justin Bieber’s birthday? Oh well I better flash some titty, since I’m in Florida.

    Since I’m in Florida getting a tan at a tanning salon I’ll flash some titty on Justin Bieber’s birthday while paparazzi take my picture across the street. Bye paparazzi. Next month is panty shot, don’t forget.

  4. Selena Gomez Bra Butt Cheeks Vanessa Hudgens
    Yup, I would
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    Oh the things I would eat out of her just-old-enough ass.

  5. stacy

    Aww dammit. She is wearing a bra. Seems that all Disney girls don’t become sluts. Most do and we are glad.

  6. Selena Gomez Bra Butt Cheeks Vanessa Hudgens
    stacy
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    Take your pick. You will be happy with any of the 4.

  7. Selena Gomez Bra Butt Cheeks Vanessa Hudgens
    George P Burdell
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    The Biebs must be in town, her body is trying to escape from her clothes.

  8. Motorboat Captain

    WHERE IS SLUT ISLAND AND HOW DO I GET THERE

  9. Disco Dave

    You’d think for someone with money, she wouldn’t dress as if she were homeless. Or blind.

  10. Fish, I come here for the tits and humor, not your religious comments. So please, spare us your sacrilege against Our Maple Jesus.

  11. I would let her ride my face.

  12. cc

    I was really hoping this would be a sequence of her bikini being removed by wave action.

  13. Hmmmm

    Didn’t SuperFish turn 32 a couple days ago?
    Hmmm….

  14. axl

    much better!

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    Herman Bumfudle
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    omg! that is beautiful!!!

  16. Selena Gomez Bra Butt Cheeks Vanessa Hudgens
    Herman Bumfudle
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    wow!

  17. Selena Gomez Bra Butt Cheeks Vanessa Hudgens
    Herman Bumfudle
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    oh yes, i love those too!

  18. Selena Gomez Bra Butt Cheeks Vanessa Hudgens
    Bob Dylan
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a fucking smudge on my shoe? I’ll fucking kill you

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    30k to hold a door
    Commented on this photo:

    People with money used to do crazy shit like buy a tanning bed in whatever city they were staying over in and just ebay that shit. Times have changed, rich people are stingy mother fuckers.

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    Genius Is Easy Nowadays
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    Hey look over there, there’s the sun where I could have got a sun tan. Why didn’t you tell me the sun was in Florida? It’s safer to get a spray tan anyway, the sun is dangerous.

  21. CranAppleSnapple

    I assume they will be playing identical twins?
    The girls, not the funbags.

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    eyef
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    you can tell vanessa doesn’t like selena LOL

    she feels threatened

  23. jamoca

    at least she’s not spreading her legs or wearing a see-thru shirt with no bra like miley

  24. Do_Freebird

    I think her clothes fit just fine. I also feel that she is still young enough to not have to wear a bra. While we’re at it, she is also still young enough to wear those tiny little nylon thongs that caress the vulva like it was a second skin. Yes, yes, yes.

    • Do_Freebird

      I’m sorry, I forgot to mention piecing her nipples and labia. Yes, yes, my oh my, that’s the stuff.
      Thank you,
      Steven Hawking

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    Giggity.

  26. Do_Freebird

    I Hope she discovered Brazilian Bikini waxes. Don’t want Justin finding a chihuahua down there..

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    God
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    WOW selena and vanessa together? I luve beautiful brunettes

  28. forrest

    ………….Wal Mart?

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    Master Cherry Plucker
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    Nope, not bad, I’d drive my WHOPPER into that! Who the fuck is she, anyway?

  30. Selena Gomez Bra Butt Cheeks Vanessa Hudgens
    Master Cherry Plucker
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    Who’s the other SKANK in the pic? I might do her if Gomez ain’t no good…

  31. Selena Gomez Bra Butt Cheeks Vanessa Hudgens
    Master Cherry Plucker
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    This would keep me busy for awhile…

  32. Selena Gomez Bra Butt Cheeks Vanessa Hudgens
    Master Cherry Plucker
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    Tasty looking ass-crack on the left!

  33. Selena Gomez Bra Butt Cheeks Vanessa Hudgens
    jesus
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    Looks like she just peed

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    Kanye Shaneequa
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    Ben and Jerry’s All Growd Up Pedo Boob Flash will melt if she doesn’t get out of that hot Florida sun.

  35. Selena Gomez Bra Butt Cheeks Vanessa Hudgens
    The Wonder Years
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my God it does look like I can stick my whole hand up my vagina.

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    welldoneson
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    yum

  37. Selena Gomez Bra Butt Cheeks Vanessa Hudgens
    Ruckus
    Commented on this photo:

    I would lick the seat of her Big Wheel

  38. SFRowGuy

    hmpf. Apparently she needs to start triple checking.

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    The Joker
    Commented on this photo:

    “Well, Hello Beautiful”

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    erika
    Commented on this photo:

    OK… well I honestly don’t know why some celebrities feel it is OK to wear shorts that will show your bottoms. Not a cute fashion statement. More of a I need attention statement. Man I’m sorry I don’t care how old you are or how famous you are, to wear that on the street on a normal day to day experience…. Not a good idea.

  41. Selena Gomez Bra Butt Cheeks Vanessa Hudgens
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    well im not shy i would love to cum over her face and tits

  42. Selena Gomez Bra Butt Cheeks Vanessa Hudgens
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    good god i would my cum to be dripping down her leg

  43. Selena Gomez Bra Butt Cheeks Vanessa Hudgens
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    thats some line up just go from 1 to the other then back again

  44. Selena Gomez Bra Butt Cheeks Vanessa Hudgens
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    she has a sore nipple from breast feeding beiber

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    Cpm
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    Sweet ass

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    Detox
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    ijimi
    Commented on this photo:

    =-=

  48. Selena Gomez Bra Butt Cheeks Vanessa Hudgens
    ijimi
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    she is weird looking

  49. Selena Gomez Bra Butt Cheeks Vanessa Hudgens
    ew that bitch
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    fucking slut

  50. Selena Gomez Bra Butt Cheeks Vanessa Hudgens
    rick
    Commented on this photo:

    Its selena gomez

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