Selena Gomez Said ‘F*ck,’ EVERYBODY FREAK OUT

While performing at KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball 2013 Friday night, Selena Gomez lost her shit after dealing with sound issues and audibly yelled “What the fuck?” to an audience filled with young kids whose parents are fucking idiots which you’ll appreciate more fully when I get to Miley Cyrus. Us Weekly reports:

“Sorry, the sound isn’t working!” Gomez was heard yelled to the crowd. “Are you guys having a good night? I promise, a lot cooler people are gonna come out tonight,” Gomez continued. “Is it okay if I perform two more songs and you guys can get to it?”
But it didn’t get any better. Clearly agitated, Gomez continued to speak to the crowd hoping the issue would quickly be resolved. “I have to thank you guys so much for allowing me to be able to perform the music that I love,” Gomez said. “And I have to say that before you guys go on to the people that you care about, I really appreciate you supporting everything that I do. So this next song is the first song I had hit No. 1, and it’s called ‘Come & Get It.'”
After the song, Justin Bieber’s ex decided to leave the stage instead of finishing her set — to a crowd filled with mostly children. “She was pissed doing the next song and she said two more songs,” an eyewitness tells Us Weekly. “[She] didn’t do the last one.”

Sensing blood in the water, Ariana Grande then got onstage and basically pissed in Selena’s face because women are instinctively nurturing, I believe the myth goes. Via Hollywood Life:

A Jingle Ball eyewitness tells that Ariana experienced many of the same sound issues that caused Selena to be caught lip-syncing. However, because Ariana wasn’t lip-syncing, the audio issues only emphasized that, instead of causing another embarrassing display. “Ariana killed it and she had bronchitis,” the eyewitness says, adding that she sang 75 percent of her first song without the proper audio.
Ariana then shockingly threw salt in Selena’s wound, by telling the audience, “At least you know I wasn’t singing to a track.”

Ariana has since “clarified” her remark on Twitter, and it was totes a joke, you guys, and not at all aimed at the act before her that audibly yelled “What the fuck?” at the audience. Why would you even think that?

Ohhh jesus. I wasn’t throwing shade AT ALL I didn’t even see anyone else’s set. I was sick backstage that’s why I didn’t even do the carpet.
I was just cracking a joke cause my mic was off. Everyone had tech difficulties. Sorry if it was taken the wrong way it wasn’t my intention!

When reached for comment, Selena Gomez was busy loading Taylor Swift into a blow gun after dipping her in poison derived from a tree frog, but repeatedly stated she’s not mad. Why would she be mad? She then slept on the couch just because she felt like. Why can’t you let things go?

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