Selena Gomez Said ‘F*ck,’ EVERYBODY FREAK OUT

December 9th, 2013 // 36 Comments
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While performing at KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball 2013 Friday night, Selena Gomez lost her shit after dealing with sound issues and audibly yelled “What the fuck?” to an audience filled with young kids whose parents are fucking idiots which you’ll appreciate more fully when I get to Miley Cyrus. Us Weekly reports:

“Sorry, the sound isn’t working!” Gomez was heard yelled to the crowd. “Are you guys having a good night? I promise, a lot cooler people are gonna come out tonight,” Gomez continued. “Is it okay if I perform two more songs and you guys can get to it?”
But it didn’t get any better. Clearly agitated, Gomez continued to speak to the crowd hoping the issue would quickly be resolved. “I have to thank you guys so much for allowing me to be able to perform the music that I love,” Gomez said. “And I have to say that before you guys go on to the people that you care about, I really appreciate you supporting everything that I do. So this next song is the first song I had hit No. 1, and it’s called ‘Come & Get It.’”
After the song, Justin Bieber’s ex decided to leave the stage instead of finishing her set — to a crowd filled with mostly children. “She was pissed doing the next song and she said two more songs,” an eyewitness tells Us Weekly. “[She] didn’t do the last one.”

Sensing blood in the water, Ariana Grande then got onstage and basically pissed in Selena’s face because women are instinctively nurturing, I believe the myth goes. Via Hollywood Life:

A Jingle Ball eyewitness tells that Ariana experienced many of the same sound issues that caused Selena to be caught lip-syncing. However, because Ariana wasn’t lip-syncing, the audio issues only emphasized that, instead of causing another embarrassing display. “Ariana killed it and she had bronchitis,” the eyewitness says, adding that she sang 75 percent of her first song without the proper audio.
Ariana then shockingly threw salt in Selena’s wound, by telling the audience, “At least you know I wasn’t singing to a track.”

Ariana has since “clarified” her remark on Twitter, and it was totes a joke, you guys, and not at all aimed at the act before her that audibly yelled “What the fuck?” at the audience. Why would you even think that?

Ohhh jesus. I wasn’t throwing shade AT ALL I didn’t even see anyone else’s set. I was sick backstage that’s why I didn’t even do the carpet.
I was just cracking a joke cause my mic was off. Everyone had tech difficulties. Sorry if it was taken the wrong way it wasn’t my intention!

When reached for comment, Selena Gomez was busy loading Taylor Swift into a blow gun after dipping her in poison derived from a tree frog, but repeatedly stated she’s not mad. Why would she be mad? She then slept on the couch just because she felt like. Why can’t you let things go?

Photos: Getty, Splash News


  1. Selena Gomez Cleavage KIIS FM Jingle Ball
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    It’s good to see she’s giving Miley a run for her moeny for the prize of “Biggest Misunderstanding of What ‘Sexy’ Is.”

  2. So we finally start to see the bad side of Selena. By this time next year, she’ll be twerking on stage with her tongue out while diddling herself with a foam finger.

  3. Freebie

    Young singers these days. Show your T&A as much as possible because when it loses its desirability and firmness your career will be over. And that can’t be too soon.

  4. Dox

    Somehow seeing her onstage makes me want to run out and try to save exploited children.

    Seriously Gomez, please stop dressing like that. Its giving me hives.

  5. Selena Gomez Cleavage KIIS FM Jingle Ball
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    I’m sorry, but this photo is just revolting. There’s nothing sexy about an underage girl spreading her legs and sticking a camera in her crotch. If she doesn’t learn to respect herself now, then when she’s an adult it’s going to be far worse.

    what? she’s 21?

    Well, fuck all that shit I said before, Selena you go girl! You OWN your sexuality, and it empowers you! MOAR CROTCH!!!

  6. Selena Gomez Cleavage KIIS FM Jingle Ball
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    Wow. I’m a staunch defender of her being 21, but this pic creeps even me out.

    • Dox

      That’s because she looks like somebodies nightmare version of a child bride.

      Not that there’s a dream version… oh fuck, you know what I mean dammit.

  7. Selena Gomez Cleavage KIIS FM Jingle Ball
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    lil kim is looking decent for once.

  8. So the outfit is child appropriate but dropping an F bomb is not.

    At least we aren’t getting a 12 page social commentary on the dangers of something that is universal recognized as stupid.

    • Dox

      Thank you for reminding me.

      Dox’s Dissertation on why Selena Gomez in lingerie is indicative of the dissolution of American Value’s.

      It was a dark and stormy night…..

  9. JC

    Does anybody else want to see Ariana Grande literally piss in Selena’s face? Just me?

  10. Another talentless, flat ass hoe.

  11. Mohawk Disco

    Haven’t these girls learned from the Ashlee Simpson debacle? I don’t mean to get off on a rant here but if Hollywood hired real talented people they wouldn’t need to fake their way through a performance like a pornstar. Now, I know doing a stage act is physically challenging. But if the shows didn’t look like something you can see at your local strip club maybe they wouldn’t need to lip-sync.

    • There’s nothing worse for a manufacturing business than volatility in the supply of its raw materials. And since you can’t predict finding real, actual talent… well, you see where I’m going with this.

  12. Selena Gomez Cleavage KIIS FM Jingle Ball
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    Bride of Chucky.

  13. Did she do her own makeup?

  14. I really want to hit this chick over the head with the disgusting Monster High dolls my ex wife buys my pre teen daughters.

    What happened to Ramona and Beezus. I was shamefully aroused by her in that movie.

  15. Selena Gomez Cleavage KIIS FM Jingle Ball
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    “Lookit me! I’m just like Catherine Zeta Jones in ‘Chicago!’ Only without the talent or the looks.”

  16. Selena Gomez Cleavage KIIS FM Jingle Ball
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    “Well, you know, Joel….. If you can’t say it, you can’t do it.”

  17. skunk

    what the fuck, my autotune is not working!

  18. Selena Gomez Cleavage KIIS FM Jingle Ball
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    yeah, taco bell will do that to you. but hopefully you learned your lesson and won’t make the same mistake twice.

  19. Ariana Grande is about 800 times better a singer than Selena Gomez. Selena can’t sing, can’t act and can’t dance, but she is pretty and she is nice, so I give her a pass.

  20. kery

    Selena is famous because she was the girlfriend of Justin the real fact.;P

  21. Selena Gomez Cleavage KIIS FM Jingle Ball
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    Oh shit! Wednesday Addams is trying to twerk.

  22. Selena Gomez Cleavage KIIS FM Jingle Ball
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    “Beat me like Rhianna!”

  23. Selena Gomez Cleavage KIIS FM Jingle Ball
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    “This smells like the sound check guy had this up his ass… I didn’t say it was a bad smell.

  24. Selena Gomez Cleavage KIIS FM Jingle Ball
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    “Yay lip synching!”

  25. Selena Gomez Cleavage KIIS FM Jingle Ball
    The Dude
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    Hurray for choreographed chair sitting and hand movements.

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