I Made This Selena Gomez Wardrobe Malfunction Happen With My Mind

July 2nd, 2013 // 43 Comments

Yesterday, I joked about trying to make Selena Gomez have a wardrobe malfunction, and apparently she actually had one. Granted, it’s slightly lower than where I was aiming, my magic is as imperfect as it is beautiful. More importantly, if you look hard enough, you can still see Justin Bieber‘s tear stains from the day she found out Selena has the same parts as her. (Those pronouns check out.)

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet

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  1. FattyFatty2X4

    What the hell am I looking at?
    Is her azz in the front?

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    Smapdi
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    No need for the personalized microphone, honey – nobody else wants to jump up there and sing your songs. Or maybe it was a note to Beiber – your ‘microphone’ must be this big to enter.

  3. pavement_smear

    “Wardrobe malunction” strains even extreme credulity. I doubt she was thinking “How about this dress with the slit up the front that goes above my pubic hair line. What could possibly go wrong?”

    • Sheppy

      Right, I was thinking more ‘inevitability’ than ‘malfunction’.

    • Rasputin's Evil Twin

      You mean, where her pubic hair should be? It seems women aren’t supposed to have any hair below the nape of the neck since porn became the standard of grooming and beauty.

      Now, how do we tell her singing apart from his? they’re the same range, and maybe gender. Just leave the answer at the bar if you don’t see me.

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    Sheppy
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    Barbie doll parts?

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    Maria Shriver? Is that you?

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    rican
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    Hmmm, granny panties or doughy gunt?

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    I thought Arby’s discontinued The Big Montana?

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    Throb the Wonder Bull
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    She is NOT fat, hell she needs some more tittie flesh in my book.

    She is PRETTY as fuck and I would eat her ass to get close to her.

    Respectfully,
    Hetero Man

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    I… I don’t see any panties. Or do I? What am I even looking at? My god, I’m so clueless, it’s a miracle I was able to father two children. Or… did I?

    *weeping*

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    Everyday I get a little closer to seeing her vag. Come on, Selena. It’d be a great 4th of July present. Do it for America!

  11. *calls home*
    Hi, honey, it’s me. Hey, how about tacos for dinner? Oh, I don’t know, all of a sudden I just had a taste for it. *Them,* I mean, I had a taste for *them.*

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    Guy
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    who, Me?

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    There they are! Granny panties! Looks like she’s waiting for someone to come all over her face… At least I make that face, or I think I do.

      • It was indeed. Isn’t it awkward when you are waiting with your mouth open and it just doesn’t happen and you start cramping, all the while shutting your eyes really hard because the worst thing that can happen is getting juice inside your eyes, burns like shit! It’s just not serious.

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    Freebie
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    I think she’s wearing spanx pants.

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    Freebie
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    Love her wig.

  16. anonym

    panties, bikini, same difference.

    Nothing to see here.

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    Mike
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    If you’re ready, come and get it!

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    Skippy86
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    Bleh, giant granny panties but thanks for the momentary hope.

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    Well I’ll be dipped! She really IS wearing panties. What an incredible letdown.

  20. It’s not a malfunction if it’s deliberate. That skirt is doing exactly what it was intended to do.

  21. chad

    Since that outfit is made to open that way not much of a wardrobe malfuntion. That is also why she is wearing matching shorts underneith.

  22. M R

    Bebeaver.

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    Notice the Jedi hand causing the wardrobe malfunction.

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    She’s not wearing panties and she’s standing sideways so you cant see anything interesting. Jesus, you think you’d guys have never seen a human body before.

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    Ugh
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    The body of a woman, the head of a toddler. Every pedophile’s dream.

    • anonymous

      Body of a woman?!? Are you nuts…. look up Kate Upton or Emily Ratajkowski and remember they are all about the same age.

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    20 20 vision
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    You can see veins…not pantries.

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    Fifi834
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    Barbie doll crotch?

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    Is that a gunt or a fupa? Whichever, as unimpressive as any girl this idiot rants about.

  29. Actual beef curtains.

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    If she would not wear panties to begin with, she would not have to worry about who would see them.

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    that looks like a fetus hand… making the pic even creepier

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