BEST OF 2013: Selena Gomez’s Almost Nipple

December 26th, 2013 // 16 Comments
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Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you’ll do that all over again so we don’t have to step away from our loot. I’m not even going to sugar coat what’s happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us!


While shooting a music video in Palmdale, you could almost, almost see Selena Gomez‘s nipple, so if I have to explain how these pics made it to this post, welcome to The Superficial, I talk about whatever the fuck in between breasts. Think of it as a magical, scholarly haven of enlightenment and nooner-snizzles. (You’re goddamn right I’m putting that on my business card.)

Posted: 3.6.13

Original Post: Selena Gomez Was *This* Close To A Nipple Slip And Other News

Photos: FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News


  1. What are looking at here , mentos size nipples, stack of dimes set of nipples, Justin Biebs nipples ( Slightly off just a bit cross-eyed ).

  2. Haven’t we seen enough of this girl that looks twelves years old and has a big head?

  3. cc

    If I think she looks like a chipmunk, but would still love to bang her, does that equate to bestiality?

    • Mohawk Disco

      Only if you wanna fuck her like an animal
      Wanna feel her from the inside
      Because your whole existence is flawed
      And she get you closer to God

  4. ThisWillHurt

    A near nip slip was almost de-throned by that famous-for-no-reason pregnant urinal doing literally nothing? Fuck the fuck off, Internet!

  5. bonky

    This is very sad. The superficial is the laziest celeb site around.

  6. Well this hsould perk anybody up or send us to rehab for counseling

  7. Jenn

    Beibs’ Bratz doll has nipples? I didn’t realize.

  8. Visible Ink

    Already lock-and-loading my sarcastic contempt for her when the truth comes out that she’s a complete self-absorbed cunt. She’s young, for-now-pretty, successful, and woman… pretty obvious she’s full of herself. Another Beyonce in the making. This is gonna be fun!

  9. Bb
    Commented on this photo:

    18? She’s almost 22……

  10. ms
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry but the possibility of a malfunction doesn’t automatically mean she almost had one.

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