‘Spring Breakers’ Has Guns And Butt Cheeks Now

By: The Superficial / March 9, 2012

For the past week, photos of Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson wearing tiny shorts with their butt cheeks hanging out have been popping up like crazy from the set of Spring Breakers, a movie we knew absolutely jackshit about because the filmmakers waited like idiots to make with the butt cheeks. Except judging by these pics Ashley Benson posted to Twitter, apparently this thing is going to have some sort of “bad girls with guns” subplot which seems superfluous for a movie about butt cheeks. What else do you need?

STUDIO: Alright, give us your pitch.
WRITER: …. Butt cheeks.
STUDIO: Hmm, an arthouse film. I like it. People need art. Now, what would you say if I suggested these butt cheeks also fired guns? Something for Joe Popcorn out there.
WRITER: I dunno…
STUDIO: We’ll pay you two million dollars.
WRITER: So should the left or the right cheek pull the trigger?

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News