For the past week, photos of Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson wearing tiny shorts with their butt cheeks hanging out have been popping up like crazy from the set of Spring Breakers, a movie we knew absolutely jackshit about because the filmmakers waited like idiots to make with the butt cheeks. Except judging by these pics Ashley Benson posted to Twitter, apparently this thing is going to have some sort of “bad girls with guns” subplot which seems superfluous for a movie about butt cheeks. What else do you need?
STUDIO: Alright, give us your pitch.
WRITER: …. Butt cheeks.
STUDIO: Hmm, an arthouse film. I like it. People need art. Now, what would you say if I suggested these butt cheeks also fired guns? Something for Joe Popcorn out there.
WRITER: I dunno…
STUDIO: We’ll pay you two million dollars.
WRITER: So should the left or the right cheek pull the trigger?
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News
Pic 1, upper right panel – i believe that’s shredded labia, boys.
I see what you mean, McBeef, but for it to be where it is I think she would have had to have given birth to an NBA team.
Nevermind, I was looking very upper right.
But I suppose my comment still holds.
they’re all fugly, fucking ugly
I don’t like you as a blond Vanessa. Come over here and pleasure me until I forgive you.
Inadequate firing stance, no trigger discipline, belt of linked ammo for a rifle-caliber crew-served weapon when no rifle-caliber weapons are present. I am not impressed.
Glad you spotted these terrible mistakes – bitches eh!
compared to the ladies of AFGHANISTAN this sounds as a ferrie tale.
40 year old DIrector of “Kids” is writing this movie for James Franco. Franco plays a drug dealer, bails the group of friends out of jail in exchange for more bullshit. This is the bottom of the barrel of Cinema.
Duck lips and guns. Lame.
…seriously, why do these retarded little girls think that duck face looks good? do they seriously think we can’t tell they are self conscious of their ugly no-lip mouths and so are desperately trying to compensate? And it’s clearly contagious: as soon as one of the little dipshits does it they ALL fucking do it. Fucking stupid duck girls.
You think Selena Gomez and Venessa Hudgens are retarded?
yes kyle, i think they are retarded. clearly they have down syndrome. short, wide neck with excess fat and skin, short, stocky arms and legs, mall, low-set ears, Irregularly shaped mouth and tongue, A nasal bridge that looks pushed in with flat area between the nose and eyes. Mental retards, clearly.
Only beat in their mental retardation by you, kyle, you fucking douche.
Ah, nothing like a bunch of teenage girls acting tough with guns.
I’d bet anything if one of this wnet off in their hands they’d instantly start jumping up and down hysterically crying.
Trigger discipline, bitches.
They should fire whoever showed them how to hold a gun.
It doesn’t matter… butt cheeks, man. butt cheeks.
Young butt cheeks. OK, you’re right.
It’ll be like that movie “Southern Comfort”, only it will be set in Florida instead of Louisiana, and it will be bad instead of good.
Girls with guns – 100% certainty this movie is about girls robbing a bank or something. What a novel fucking concept.
Point Break 2 – Chicks in Mom Jeans.
Fuck you, point break is a fucking classic. This movie will be vomit, go sell your movie elsewhere troll
Fingers crossed the prop team from the Crow is on set.
Ha! Richard, you are a gem
LOL that is twisted Richard
So this movie is about a bunch of Mexicans who crossed the border into America to go on spring break in California? Well, that’s different.
This is a legit movie with legit actors, it’s going to be awesome. Can’t wait for this shit.
…ohhh, I also can’t wait to have my asshole fingered by my grandmother this weekend
…or for the corey feldman movie marathon
Bet you’re hanging out for the next Transformers movie too
Hot chicks with guns! It worked for the Charlie’s Angels reboot!
Straight to pedo DVD! From the Director who brought you “Trash Humpers”
omg lol, trash humpers was the single lowest point in cinematic history. Yes, I know that was the point of it (wasn’t it?), but holy fuck was that unwatchable.
this looks like a real Oscar winner
They’re just showing off the “In case of Valderrama” safety kit.
And the fourth..?
-.-
Nothing sexier than cut-off mom jeans.
Look way to go just for Two Girls and One Cup 2.
They should title this How to blow your fingers off, or shoot someone by accident.
I’d really love to know who or what comes up with the ideas for the movies in Hollywood nowadays, because I have a hard time believing someone with even half a brain could come up with such stupid fucking shit
WTF is this shit?
I’m amazed by how many people seem to care what the movie is about, whether it will be good, whether the girls know how to hold pistols. You should only care about how good their asses look, you pinheads. This is a T&A movie, even if the producers don’t know it. T&A is all you should be thinking about. I’d say there is some mighty fine T&A in this film.
Simmer down James Franco, don’t you have some homework you’re supposed to be handing in.
This movie looks like shit.
This is what 8 year girls are looking at on twitter? Fuck that.
i guess the leeches called lords don’t want your money. the lords might get themselves shot in the face. ouch!!!
Why bother leaking photos when professional photographers are hanging around the set feeding high res shots to the Internet?
Jesus, what is this? Glamour Magazine?
close that mouth Selena or this will turn into a tribute pic
So glad to see the next step up from “Sex in the City” has arrived. I cannot wait for a fresh crop of girls to think that turning into a street whore is glamorous and trendy. I’m gonna ask every fresh young whore I bone if she liked this movie! :D
i want to see the pics of them eating each others pussy
god i would need to have a wank before i fucked her
I just want to wear those thighs as ear muffs. The movie looks stupid but I will definitely add to netflix queue to watch just for Selena, Vanessa, and Ashley
She’s such a beautiful woman. She really needs to invest in some butt implants.