Selena Gomez Probably Needs Tighter Booty Shorts, Call It A Hunch

September 9th, 2013 // 48 Comments

Before everyone gets all excited and knocks somebody up because there’s been two pink star posts so far today, these Selena Gomez pics aren’t anywhere near as amazing as the Miranda Kerr nipple shots. In fact, if anything, these are just more visible evidence that I wouldn’t know a female vagina if one sat next to me going, “Nom nom nom I’m a portal to Narnia.” Which I actually thought happened to me once until I read the police report, and it was a dachshund.

Photos: Splash News, WENN

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    gnarla
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    It’s a penis. Clearly.

  2. Selena Gomez Vagina Upskirt Panty Flash Wardrobe Malfunction
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    Glittery hamwallet.

  3. Selena Gomez Vagina Upskirt Panty Flash Wardrobe Malfunction
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    I FAPPED AND I DIED

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    Butt Plugger
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    Booty shorts are made for girls that actually have a booty. That’s the problem here!

  5. Dance Tights. Whatev’s.

  6. Selena Gomez Vagina Upskirt Panty Flash Wardrobe Malfunction
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    I SEE HER PUSSY

  7. Or as I like to call it, “The No Bieber Zone”.

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    Cuddles
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    I think you’ve uncovered a larger issue here. I’m now convinced that Disney has found a way to genetically engineer pube free child actors to maintain the illusion of purity. On behalf of all of us us who still have to pay to have hot wax ripped from our crotch, I’d just like to say, “Fuck you, Walt.”

    • Josephus

      I know he’s a bad dude and all, but just because it’s bald doesn’t mean it’s Breaking Bad’s fault.

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    EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER
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    No one wants to see her Bieber hole.

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    Cock Dr
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    So the answer to the eternal question “Do the sparkle tights sparkle all the up way to the top?” is NO. Ms Gomez has no sparkle there deep in her booty shorts….how sad.

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    malaka
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    is it me, or is her vagina a bit asymmetrical?

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    cc
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    Where are our resident physicians? Is it possible to have a complete vaginal prolapse? If not, what the hell is this?

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    Where is her ass?

  14. Selena Gomez Vagina Upskirt Panty Flash Wardrobe Malfunction
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    Prolapse would mean the vagina descended and is inside out, hanging outside the body.

    I think you are thinking of vaginal agenesis.

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    I would like to see Terry Richardson take some more “artistic” picture of her, this isn’t enough anymore for my unimaginative mind.

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    I see London, I see France, I see a unmarked van with a bunch of antennas parked outside my house. Thanks.

  17. Selena Gomez Vagina Upskirt Panty Flash Wardrobe Malfunction
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    Thats what we call a latina meat wallet, since it has been with Justin it only holds half a stack of dimes.

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    coljack
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    Turns out: “inspect element” in my browser doesn’t get you a closer look at her crotch. Your move, Microsoft – Google’s left themselves wiiiiiiide open.

  19. Selena Gomez Vagina Upskirt Panty Flash Wardrobe Malfunction
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    It’s just an everyday manhole cover which has slipped a bit.

  20. Selena Gomez Vagina Upskirt Panty Flash Wardrobe Malfunction
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    Face looking a little puffy here. On the rag maybe? haha

  21. She needs an ass, but other than that, I approve.

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    meowtrix
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    So… we are looking at a pair of tights. That’s all. They usually have a patch like that.

  23. Oh men and their hopeful misunderstanding of feminine undergarments.

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    That’s a nice…whatever that is.

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    You first have to have a “booty” in order to be able to wear “booty shorts”. In her case it wouldn’t matter tho, because her 10yr old face turns me the fuck OFF..

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    kiki
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    That is a gusset. And the fact that people really can’t tell a gusset from a vagina troubles me greatly.

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    Edvard Munch
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    She’s wearing those shiny panty hose old women wear when they perform some old people crap.

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    anonym
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    nothing to see here.

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    Philyan
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    Yes it is a gusset. However, her vagina is right behind it.

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    some black dude
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    nothing to see here but shes gotten so beautiful

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    bobthe nob
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    she’s just airing it out letting it breath god sake’s

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    thecrazybetty
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    looks like a ball sack

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    jd
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    Selena likes showing us her peach !

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    blank
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    U r retarded that is not her pussy

  35. Craig

    So what its not as if you have never seen a vagina befor Salena you look good
    Craig

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