Selena Gomez Probably Needs Tighter Booty Shorts, Call It A Hunch

The Superficial / September 9, 2013

Before everyone gets all excited and knocks somebody up because there’s been two pink star posts so far today, these Selena Gomez pics aren’t anywhere near as amazing as the Miranda Kerr nipple shots. In fact, if anything, these are just more visible evidence that I wouldn’t know a female vagina if one sat next to me going, “Nom nom nom I’m a portal to Narnia.” Which I actually thought happened to me once until I read the police report, and it was a dachshund.

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