Selena Gomez Unfriended Kendall & Kylie

The Superficial / April 22, 2014

Sorry to hit you with two Kardashian-based posts in a row, but this one also involves another celebrity wanting nothing to do with them because they’re pissy shitpeople from Pissyshit Lane. According to HuffPost Celebrity, Selena Gomez has deleted all photographic evidence of being near Kendall and Kylie Jenner from her Instagram and presumably stopped following them. Which, based on my limited knowledge of teenagers, is akin to murdering their whole family the day before prom so now they don’t have a ride. (I might be underselling that.) And if none of this does anything for you, here’s an entire gallery of Selena’s side-boob and granny panties for you to look at while touching your penis. We thought of everything.

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