Selena Gomez Sunbathing Topless
(For The Most Part)

August 1st, 2011 // 220 Comments

Here’s 19-year-old (Seemed like a good idea to point that out.) Selena Gomez sunbathing in Orlando over the weekend and, okay, fine, looking not pregnant. And while I’m being completely honest, its time all of us stop lying to ourselves about Justin Bieber hitting this and start focusing on harvesting His power. I’m talking literally consuming His body thus becoming one with His magic because, trust me, transubstantiation ain’t cutting it. Which is surprising for a Roman Catholic concept that I’m using to take something from a young boy, but I digress. The important thing is I’ve been covering Communion wafers in maple syrup all morning, and I haven’t touched a single Italian-Mexican hybrid boob yet. Unless they feel like diabetes, in which case, they be all up in my face, making my feet not feel no more.

Photo: Splash News

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    Mr. Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    If I saw that ass peeking out, I would hop in it and ride her like a mule.

  2. DogBoy

    Faptastic.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Justin Bieber has to be hitting that. A mob of angry people should stone him if he isn’t.

    • Or not

      Justin is still under age which in many states would make Selena a sex offender. So it is possible that they are not doing anything of substance.

      That is assuming that he’s not gay which frankly is something a lot of folks believe to be true.

      • Lucifer

        Celebrities get away with everything. They could be snorting blow off each others asses on a park bench and nobody would arrest them.

        Be patient, all in good time every celebrity succumbs to drugs and alcoholism.

      • sheila

        just because shes 18 and hes 17 don’t make her some kind of child molester, there is a 4 year age different, and there only a year apart, dang use ur head and think about it, if she was 25 and he was 24 who in the world would say anything about this!!!!! I don’t see why people can’t leave these 2 young people alone so they can be in love with out everyone in the life.

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    Ollie
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a tag or a butt plug

  5. Doc

    Bieber definitely doesn’t deserve a piece of tail like that… no 17 year old kid does… Wilmer Valderrama needs to get in on this and turn this good girl bad like he did with Lindsay… so that she’s eventually putting out for all Superficial readers…

    • karlito

      she’s smart. she decided to hook up with this kid as his star is still on the rise and now people know who she is. only months after letting this lesbian with a penis call her his girlfriend, she’s out promoting a movie, an album and a perfume. not bad for someone whom people only under the age of 12 knew last year. very soon, if things go according to her plans of being super famous, she’ll be dropping his ass and dating a “real” man and accidently slip a nip or two.

  6. B

    “Selena Gomez Untied The Straps Of Her Bikini Top But Never Actually Took It Off While Sunbathing”

    Fixed that for ya.

    Please stop saying “topless” unless there’s nipple showing. Thanks.

  7. the one

    please inform “The Wall Street Journal”.
    ………THIS IS A SHAME FOR PRUDISH AMERICANS!!

    • Wait, this is at least the second time you’ve said this. How are we prudish if we are commenting on salaciously taken photos? Prudish would be if we shut our monitors off in disgust and walked away. This word you keep saying, I don’t think it means what you think it means.

      “Immature”?…well, yeah.

      • TomFrank

        Don’t bother trying to reason with this turd. I doubt he sees the responses to his comments, anyway.

      • sheila

        lol ur so right its someone trying to use big words but really have no clue what they mean, and thats 2 funny.

    • kimmykimkim

      This is that person who used to call himself the captain. He has a real problem with Americans and the English skills of 15 month old. I like to read these comments with the voice of Borat in my head. It makes them funny.”Can I put camera in ladies toilet?…why not?”

    • Vizzini

      Inconceivable!

  8. Drundel

    I want to see her with Pierre Woodman on a Private Casting shoot.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Obviously still thinking of Justin.

  10. tutu

    FUCK OFF SPAM

  11. Selena Gomez Topless Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Cute buns. Enjoy them while you have them because you are Italian/Mexican and in a couple years that thing is going to blow up like a cherry bomb.

    • krraank

      Only then will she look sexy enough to photograph. For now, she’s just a skinny kid. Grown men should be ashamed for perving out like this – leering and lusting for such a young girl.

      • Mark

        krraank, what the hell is your problem? seriously! are you one of those fundamentalist-type christians? she’s of legal age. she’s totally hot. Most guys prefer thin girls like this, and not fat chicks (as you evidently do). So I really can’t see what your problem is with people enjoying her beauty, unless you’re some kind of sanctimonious religious zeolot who enjoys criticizing others for their natural enjoyment of sex, when at the same time you’re probably secretly living some kind of deviant perverse lifestyle.

      • So krraank wtf r u doin here ogling her?

      • kraank likes little boys. His last name is really Sandusky.

      • GTFO…and STFU ………take your A-Typical Puritanical Moral Brazing A** outta here…… SEX IS SEX Big Mofo deal……
        its people like you..why soo many are in Miserable union’s and why soo many Cheat….omg…you can’t do this. omg …thats sooo disgusting……omg….oral sex is disgusting…anal is soo unlclean…pssft. ..* stfu * and go eat a D*CK !!!!
        mayb you’ll finally have a goodtime in life. now enjoy

      • Tron

        That’s an extremely long Kotex – she must be on a heavy flow day. :P

  12. Randhir

    I’d just like to remind everyone of her striking resemblance to Eva Angelina, so if these pics are teasing ya just a bit too much you can cheat and get off to Eva instead.

  13. Lynx

    Couple more years and she will be hot, still looks like a middle school kid..

  14. Dan

    “Something unexpected surprise”
    yeah totally wouldn’t have expected spam show up on here,…

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    Gigs
    Commented on this photo:

    Im certain her pussy tastes like candy.

  16. Gene

    Dude, these are little girl tits. Step off. Jeez.

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    SELENA GOMEZ
    Commented on this photo:

    TAKE THIS SHIT OFF THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW!

  18. Aine

    Dear Fish:
    I’m a pretty bad insomniac, so I usually read this site on my mobile while laying in bed at 3 am.
    This means I get to try my damndest to stifle my giggle fits so I don’t wake up my dear husband. Explaining the intrinsic comic value of phrases like “Maple Christ” produces nothing but a blank stare and thoughts of having me committed.
    Thank you for making my nights far more entertaining :)

  19. Herman Bumfudle

    well hello! yes i will have a fry thank you. just lift up a little bit and give it to me. yes that’s it, a little more.

  20. tlmck

    19 year old body + 12 year old face just does not work for me.

  21. *adds another line to his ‘reasons to kill Justin Bieber’ list.*
    God damn that little fucker.

  22. Satan

    Too bad she’ll be fat with three kids in a couple of years.

  23. Matt

    I don’t understand the obsession with this 13 year old girl.

  24. Hey Alex, want to check out my wand? So far I only know one spell–it makes me feel fantastic and you feel ashamed and disappointed.

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    oermens
    Commented on this photo:

    this is my new wallpaper

  26. Venom

    Oh sweet Jesus, she is just so goddamn hot.

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    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    Mmm, that ass.

  28. diegoga

    yep, im a pedophile.

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    Rebecca
    Commented on this photo:

    I see pit hairs~~

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks great.
    I wonder if her Canadian boy toy has any skills at all in the bed chamber, or if he just jumps on & pops after a minute like a typical overheated teenaged male.
    Eventually she will tell us. Just wait.

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    Jeewizz
    Commented on this photo:

    congrats to the photographer for managing to miss the nip slips which no doubt occurred right before his very eyes. or maybe he is choosing to keep those for himself.

  32. Parker

    I remember when I was four years old and my dad asked me what I want for Christmas, I said I want Selena Gomez bent over waiting for me to stuff my penis in her tight little butt.

  33. SelenaGomezFanForever

    So Miley and Vanessa can have 1000000 scandal photos and nobody says anything but Selena has a normal photo and suddenly everybody’s saying she’s a slut? Give the girl a break!
    Selena

    • Louis Winthorpe III

      “nobody says anything”, did you really type that on this site?

    • kimmykimkim

      SelenaFan: Miley and Vanessa are sluts, too. Don’t worry, they don’t get left out.

      • Parker

        All men want her to be a slut for the sake of, if nothing else, our penises. Except gay men who probably just want to dress her and do her hair.

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn you, lazy gravity! Pull down harder!

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    SelenaGomezFanForever
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s the sweetest. I adore Selena

  36. Mark

    I know what I want for Christmas!

  37. Louis Winthorpe III

    ahhhh..19, such a wonderful age for a young woman.

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    Asmodious
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet those french fries reminder her of Justin’s penis, once the fry is broken into fourths haha.

  39. grobpilot

    Fish, get back to us when you have something more substantial

  40. Luhle

    CHILD PORNOGRAPHY

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    ash
    Commented on this photo:

    pics like this make me wish I was a 16 year old boy

  42. Arcachnar

    Why calling this Sunbathing Topless, when Selena is not really topless at all? If she was really topless we would have seen it.

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    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    That tag just ruined my day.

  44. Selena Gomez Topless Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Suddenly, I want to finger-bang something.

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    Lol
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, now I’m sure that the other photo of her completle topless is fake, I mean her boobs are WAY smaller than in that photo.

  46. kirby

    some of you really need to learn child porn laws. if you think this pic qualifies as child porn, you’re part of the 100 people who actually believe Saddam had something to do with 9/11.

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    chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    WHAT’S STICKING OUT OF HER ASS!

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    thomas
    Commented on this photo:

    **** she is pretty….*pulls out Penis and gets horny* i wanna…… nevermind

  49. boingo

    filthy cunt

  50. Jasmine

    Judging by these pictures, someone needs to introduce her to a razor…No 19 year old should be walking around with a bush

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