Here’s 19-year-old (Seemed like a good idea to point that out.) Selena Gomez sunbathing in Orlando over the weekend and, okay, fine, looking not pregnant. And while I’m being completely honest, its time all of us stop lying to ourselves about Justin Bieber hitting this and start focusing on harvesting His power. I’m talking literally consuming His body thus becoming one with His magic because, trust me, transubstantiation ain’t cutting it. Which is surprising for a Roman Catholic concept that I’m using to take something from a young boy, but I digress. The important thing is I’ve been covering Communion wafers in maple syrup all morning, and I haven’t touched a single Italian-Mexican hybrid boob yet. Unless they feel like diabetes, in which case, they be all up in my face, making my feet not feel no more.
Photo: Splash News
If I saw that ass peeking out, I would hop in it and ride her like a mule.
ha ha ha ha good one.
Faptastic.
This is the second time this suck ass website has sent me somewhere that tried to infect my computer, and all I was doing was looking at pics, nothing else. Suck a dick, last time I visit this piece of shit
@ YOU.
That’s what you get when you don’t have firefox/chrome
i don’t think its the website, its ur system, get firefox crome
Justin Bieber has to be hitting that. A mob of angry people should stone him if he isn’t.
Justin is still under age which in many states would make Selena a sex offender. So it is possible that they are not doing anything of substance.
That is assuming that he’s not gay which frankly is something a lot of folks believe to be true.
Celebrities get away with everything. They could be snorting blow off each others asses on a park bench and nobody would arrest them.
Be patient, all in good time every celebrity succumbs to drugs and alcoholism.
just because shes 18 and hes 17 don’t make her some kind of child molester, there is a 4 year age different, and there only a year apart, dang use ur head and think about it, if she was 25 and he was 24 who in the world would say anything about this!!!!! I don’t see why people can’t leave these 2 young people alone so they can be in love with out everyone in the life.
Is that a tag or a butt plug
It’s an air nozzle…. (insert airhead / sex doll joke here).
Bieber definitely doesn’t deserve a piece of tail like that… no 17 year old kid does… Wilmer Valderrama needs to get in on this and turn this good girl bad like he did with Lindsay… so that she’s eventually putting out for all Superficial readers…
she’s smart. she decided to hook up with this kid as his star is still on the rise and now people know who she is. only months after letting this lesbian with a penis call her his girlfriend, she’s out promoting a movie, an album and a perfume. not bad for someone whom people only under the age of 12 knew last year. very soon, if things go according to her plans of being super famous, she’ll be dropping his ass and dating a “real” man and accidently slip a nip or two.
“Selena Gomez Untied The Straps Of Her Bikini Top But Never Actually Took It Off While Sunbathing”
Fixed that for ya.
Please stop saying “topless” unless there’s nipple showing. Thanks.
very true
yeah,… bummer
+2. not to mention the next Christ isn’t going to be syrup based, but water: http://www.greatdreams.com/ages.htm
please inform “The Wall Street Journal”.
………THIS IS A SHAME FOR PRUDISH AMERICANS!!
Wait, this is at least the second time you’ve said this. How are we prudish if we are commenting on salaciously taken photos? Prudish would be if we shut our monitors off in disgust and walked away. This word you keep saying, I don’t think it means what you think it means.
“Immature”?…well, yeah.
Don’t bother trying to reason with this turd. I doubt he sees the responses to his comments, anyway.
lol ur so right its someone trying to use big words but really have no clue what they mean, and thats 2 funny.
This is that person who used to call himself the captain. He has a real problem with Americans and the English skills of 15 month old. I like to read these comments with the voice of Borat in my head. It makes them funny.”Can I put camera in ladies toilet?…why not?”
The worst part is he really thinks he’s insightful and profound.
Inconceivable!
I want to see her with Pierre Woodman on a Private Casting shoot.
that ugly hairy bear,… women have no self respect,…
lol I hate that guy. Ive never seen him humiliate an ugly, fat, or mature chick. How would you like to carve out a life like that?
Obviously still thinking of Justin.
FUCK OFF SPAM
Cute buns. Enjoy them while you have them because you are Italian/Mexican and in a couple years that thing is going to blow up like a cherry bomb.
Only then will she look sexy enough to photograph. For now, she’s just a skinny kid. Grown men should be ashamed for perving out like this – leering and lusting for such a young girl.
krraank, what the hell is your problem? seriously! are you one of those fundamentalist-type christians? she’s of legal age. she’s totally hot. Most guys prefer thin girls like this, and not fat chicks (as you evidently do). So I really can’t see what your problem is with people enjoying her beauty, unless you’re some kind of sanctimonious religious zeolot who enjoys criticizing others for their natural enjoyment of sex, when at the same time you’re probably secretly living some kind of deviant perverse lifestyle.
So krraank wtf r u doin here ogling her?
kraank likes little boys. His last name is really Sandusky.
GTFO…and STFU ………take your A-Typical Puritanical Moral Brazing A** outta here…… SEX IS SEX Big Mofo deal……
its people like you..why soo many are in Miserable union’s and why soo many Cheat….omg…you can’t do this. omg …thats sooo disgusting……omg….oral sex is disgusting…anal is soo unlclean…pssft. ..* stfu * and go eat a D*CK !!!!
mayb you’ll finally have a goodtime in life. now enjoy
That’s an extremely long Kotex – she must be on a heavy flow day. :P
I’d just like to remind everyone of her striking resemblance to Eva Angelina, so if these pics are teasing ya just a bit too much you can cheat and get off to Eva instead.
Is it sad that I know who you mean without Googling it?
Yes.
Couple more years and she will be hot, still looks like a middle school kid..
“Something unexpected surprise”
yeah totally wouldn’t have expected spam show up on here,…
Im certain her pussy tastes like candy.
lol
Dude, these are little girl tits. Step off. Jeez.
She’s nineteen years old, you moron. She’s more legal than the boys you have in your dungeon.
Sounds like I hit a nerd nerve.
the only nerd nerve you hit is in the ass of that little boy you have in your dungeon.
I’d bust a nut all over her 19 yr old rack.
TAKE THIS SHIT OFF THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW!
You’re not Selena, she would never want us not to admire her firm flesh.
So there.
it doesnt really matter wat she does shes famus so
dont you wife or girlfriend sunbathe topless
Dear Fish:
I’m a pretty bad insomniac, so I usually read this site on my mobile while laying in bed at 3 am.
This means I get to try my damndest to stifle my giggle fits so I don’t wake up my dear husband. Explaining the intrinsic comic value of phrases like “Maple Christ” produces nothing but a blank stare and thoughts of having me committed.
Thank you for making my nights far more entertaining :)
I think we have another inductee into the “I wanna bang Fish” club.
you should cheat on him
well hello! yes i will have a fry thank you. just lift up a little bit and give it to me. yes that’s it, a little more.
I’m sure I can make your nights much more entertaining, if you know what I mean! ;)
19 year old body + 12 year old face just does not work for me.
For the record, her face is just as old as the rest of her. Just so you know.
Right on! The pic of her with a stuffed animal in the airport the other day was just not right.
That’s the same problem I have with her, too. Her face just screams, “Don’t fuck with me, you pedophile” anytime I even try to FAP. Sigh.
+1 I don’t find her sexy at all. Whatever her age, she just looks like a little girl :/
Yeah. They should remake The Flying Nun and cast her as baby Sally Field. No, they can still just use Sally Field.
*adds another line to his ‘reasons to kill Justin Bieber’ list.*
God damn that little fucker.
Too bad she’ll be fat with three kids in a couple of years.
nah apparently this one knows where the clinic is
At least she’ll develop psychological problems from having lots of abortions and turn to alcohol and drugs. It’s win-win.
that, Satan, is why you’ll always have more sincere worshipers than God! :D
@dudeatdudedotdude
I bless you my child. Now go and sin some more muhaha!
I don’t understand the obsession with this 13 year old girl.
I don’t get it either, she looks like a fkn average 12 year old. PASS!!!!!!!!
Hey Alex, want to check out my wand? So far I only know one spell–it makes me feel fantastic and you feel ashamed and disappointed.
this is my new wallpaper
Either your going to have one fuzzy wallpaper, or your screen has REALLY low resolution.
she got a nice ass and that boobs she got sexy
Oh sweet Jesus, she is just so goddamn hot.
Mmm, that ass.
yep, im a pedophile.
not in canada bro!
I see pit hairs~~
last name Gomez……are you still shocked to see pit hairs?
perhaps you should have your eyes checked
She looks great.
I wonder if her Canadian boy toy has any skills at all in the bed chamber, or if he just jumps on & pops after a minute like a typical overheated teenaged male.
Eventually she will tell us. Just wait.
congrats to the photographer for managing to miss the nip slips which no doubt occurred right before his very eyes. or maybe he is choosing to keep those for himself.
I remember when I was four years old and my dad asked me what I want for Christmas, I said I want Selena Gomez bent over waiting for me to stuff my penis in her tight little butt.
So Miley and Vanessa can have 1000000 scandal photos and nobody says anything but Selena has a normal photo and suddenly everybody’s saying she’s a slut? Give the girl a break!
Selena
“nobody says anything”, did you really type that on this site?
SelenaFan: Miley and Vanessa are sluts, too. Don’t worry, they don’t get left out.
All men want her to be a slut for the sake of, if nothing else, our penises. Except gay men who probably just want to dress her and do her hair.
Damn you, lazy gravity! Pull down harder!
Fucking magnets. How do they work???
She’s the sweetest. I adore Selena
I know what I want for Christmas!
ahhhh..19, such a wonderful age for a young woman.
I bet those french fries reminder her of Justin’s penis, once the fry is broken into fourths haha.
Fish, get back to us when you have something more substantial
CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
Do you think all the people at the hotel pool should be arrested? They could see her, after all.
pics like this make me wish I was a 16 year old boy
Why calling this Sunbathing Topless, when Selena is not really topless at all? If she was really topless we would have seen it.
Yeah, what next?
“Scarlett Johanssen Naked! (under her clothes) “
That tag just ruined my day.
Suddenly, I want to finger-bang something.
Okay, now I’m sure that the other photo of her completle topless is fake, I mean her boobs are WAY smaller than in that photo.
some of you really need to learn child porn laws. if you think this pic qualifies as child porn, you’re part of the 100 people who actually believe Saddam had something to do with 9/11.
He’s hiding WMDs. Still.
WHAT’S STICKING OUT OF HER ASS!
umm that would be the tag to her bathing suit
**** she is pretty….*pulls out Penis and gets horny* i wanna…… nevermind
filthy cunt
Judging by these pictures, someone needs to introduce her to a razor…No 19 year old should be walking around with a bush