Selena Gomez Got A New Tattoo

July 17th, 2014 // 36 Comments

If there’s one thing that sticks it to your ex while he plows his way through aquatic ass-beasts, it’s a new tattoo, so here’s Selena Gomez showing off hers on Instagram. It apparently translates to “Love Yourself First” which is incredible because that’s literally all I do in the sack. It’s practically my signature move, so clearly our fates are intertwined and it’s cool if I break into your house and start packing stuff to move into my apartment. Our love doesn’t need verbal agreements. (Totes writing that on my back in Pig Latin.)

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Xposure/AKM-GSI

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  1. cc

    She’s got the bimbo playbook out and is following it to the letter.

  2. Short Round

    Well, as long as she’s happy. Not like I’ll ever have the chance to fuck her so I’d have to care.

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    Cock Dr
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    She’s had a lot of practice dealing with douchebags, what with working for the Mouse & dating Beiber, so situations like this pobably don’t really faze her.

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    The Dude
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    Trying too hard.

  5. Call me old-fashioned, but I think twelve is too young for a tattoo.

  6. Anybody sees the irony here, all this on and off shows a lot of love for herself hehe I don’t think she knows what love yourself and self esteem really is all about, and last but not least her tattoo is in Arabic and American using Arabic phrases, that’s rich ;) :P

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    PassingTrue
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    Harpo Marx impersonators convention has a nice guest list.

  8. How very Chicken Soup for the Tweener’s Soul. Are we sure Taylor Swift didn’t hog tie Gomez and tattoo this herself?

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    Implants????? Oooo implants? Where are you????

    Not there because it didn’t happen. Fooled by the cutting edge Superficlal resources again.

  10. I’m just waiting for her to pull a Miley, then she will have my attention

  11. I believe the translation is actually “Beiber was here.”

  12. Arlmlo Schlongfooster

    You know, Dora should just go back to Exploring. Her illegal cousin Diego just jumped the broader and needs to lay low for a while anyways

  13. She’s already got the stink of Justin on her. She might as well go all the way and ruin herself with bad tattoos.

  14. tom

    Stupid brainless girl in the process of ruining her body.

  15. Ever notice that people get tattoos and then can’t wait until they heal to start shoving them in your face? yeah, that swollen, scabby, bad life choice glistening with antiseptic looks great. I’m sure you won’t ever regret that.

  16. Unless you’re fucking camels or otherwise have some connection with arabic, fuck off with that shit. I hope it really says “behead the infidels”.

  17. jim eh

    It kind of looks like jewtext. Which makes it even more disgusting.

  18. Sancho

    The tattoo actually says BOKOHARAMISISLOL.

  19. Michael

    Doesn’t look like she got the breast implants. I now have respect for her again.

  20. Matt

    Interesting it actually translates as “I love yourself first.”

    You would think she might put a little foresight into it. But it is her after all.

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    I think this guy keeps trying to get his hand inside Selena’s top. Every time he stands by her she’s got her hand up protecting her cleavage department.

  22. Tatiana

    Yikes! It has a mistake!! It says “I love yourself first” and not “love yourself first”!

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