Someone better scoop out that Maple Fetus and make room for THE BEEF.
Despite literally risking life and limb for a ride on the Christ Coaster, Selena Gomez apparently goes goo-goo eyed for Shia LaBeouf and doesn’t care who knows it as evidenced by a video of her meeting him backstage at The Today Show that she tweeted to her six million followers. You know, sometimes we forget these are just teenage kids who are just as fickle as my girlfriends at that age who caused me to hate and distrust all women. Granted, I didn’t have enough money to purchase soldiers of fortune and my own island to flee extradition, I’m sure this’ll turn out fine. Because if there’s one thing I know about teenagers, it’s that they make careful, well-thought out decisions with non-permanent consequences. And they love Pogs. Can’t get enough of ‘em.
Photo: YouTube
Ok, why is this chick considered at all “hot”??? WTF is wrong with these guys….
Simple she has a nice rack and looks like she’s 12 in the face. Most men are closet pedophiles.
damn, you’re making a point….
I agree with that remark.
That would explain why grown men watch Miss Teen USA, would it not?
12? Hardly. At least 14.
Keep talking , you’re getting me hot !
o_O
you’re right.
i’m a closet pedophile.
and 1st, too….
Let’s not forget “Toddlers and Tiaras!” *shudder
Megan Fox in training???
“And they love Pogs.”
We must be about the same age :)
Sometimes I really miss pogs.
..sometimes I really miss Space Invaders
looking forward to when lebeouf spills all the details/posts the sex tape
“What about Bieber?”
- IdunnoIdunnoIdunnoIdunnoIdunnoIdunnoIdunnoIdunnoIdunnoIdunnoIdunnoIdunnovivamexico!
i already know tht selena gomez is going to cheat on justin bieber
SELENA GOMEZ IS USING JUSTIN BIEBER
Lebeouf the panty-dropper? Lebeouf. Nope. I don’t see it. Why is this nomrod on our radar? Is he Spielberg’s bastard? There’s no other explanation.
It’s becuse he’s Jewish.
Few Jewish people make it to Hollywood as actors (excluding neurotic comedians) because most of the public doesnt like Jews.
So when they get one, all the Jews behind the scenes (+/- 80%) try their hardest to shove them in front of anything with a camera and director.
Seriously, WTF is with all the anti-Semitism among the commenters on this site?
Hey Deacon
You need to go listen to Adam Sandler’s Hannukah Song…1st AND 2nd versions
Every single race, creed, and religion is equal shat on here. Making it about one particular group is your doing and your hangup.
Agreed.
I’m Irish and we’re just a bunch of drunken assholes
@Deacon: “Few Jewish ppl make it to H’wood as actors”
….ummm… Ben Stiller, Nat. Portman, Adam Sandler, Elliot Gould, Seth Rogan, Adrian Brodey, Selma Blair, Kat Dennings, Gene Wilder, Liev Schriber, Albert Brooks, Sydney Pollack (my fave), Babs, Jack Black, Jeff Goldblum, Rachel Weiz, Richard Drefuss, ***deep breath***, Bette Midler, Lauren Becall, Peter (RIP) Falk, Peter Sellers, Dustin Hoffman, Winona Ryder, Jake G., Jospeh Gordon-Levitt, Sandra Bullock, Demi Moore, Tony Randall, Michael Richards, etc etc etc. There are many, many, wonderful actors who are Jewish. To state otherwise is ignorant and troll-ish.
@Cpt.Creep: ” Every single race, creed, and religion is equal shat on here. Making it about one particular group is your doing and your hangup”
You’re absolutely right. By the same token, fellow commentors ALSO reserve the right to “shit” on every bigoted, racist, misogynistic and/or otherwise just plain douchey commentor here.
Michael Richards?
That’s a little ironic you referenced him, and then in the next breathe call someone a bigot, isn’t it?
Or is that “just douchey”?
@Deacon –
(a) You were commenting on the topic of “Jews” in Hollywood (ie in the context of religion) which is bigoted;
(b) Michael Richards was making “fun” of a RACE, not a religion which is racist;
(c) I didn’t call ANYONE a bigot in my next “breathe” – Cpt. took offense and stated everyone here makes comments about race, creed, colour, religion, etc. I simply agreed and stated that by the same token, we should be able to make remarks about bigots, racists, etc. If you felt, for some strange reason, that I was talking particularly about YOU, well, that’s *your* problem, isn’t?
I didn’t take offense because this is an anonymous web forum and therefore taking offense to anything would be retarded. I was merely pointing out the fact that no one group was singled out. I also purposely spelled the work “shat” as I felt it captured the watery type of shit I had imagined.
nimrod. I meant nimrod. that’s all.
@CptCreep: I find it funny how I was responding to Deacon’s post when I wrote “if you felt offended”, yet YOU answered that you were not offended. Hmmm – sock puppet much? Just wondering.
fish the idiot perv talks about christians any chance he gets. is that not bigoted?
Including the chick in the background, there are five tits in this picture.
I want seconds after Shia is done .
As to Selena – she is/was dating Beiber, so really, what kind of judgment does she have? Shia probably looks like Conan the Barbarian to her now.
Selena knows she is the baddest bitch on the block in Hollywood and can get any A list man she wants and she is making sure Bieber remembers that too.
Shia jumped straight the fuck up out of his chair and ran right over to her.
He knows whats up.
Wtf, are you high? Baddest bitch?? Half of the people I know don’t even know who this 12 year old is. I have never heard a song of hers, and to be honest I don’t even know why the hell she is relevant(other than dating another 12 year old chick).
Who is this broad? What has she done again?
Yeah, and keep in mind that I’M the one with the money that these people want.
This chick is part of the gossip cycle, she’s not A-List.
omg, soooooo jealous. HE IS SO HANSOME!
Hansome is yiddish for short and plain.
Two nitwits. IT’S SPELLED “HANDSOME” YOU FUCKING TWATS.
Maybe they meant “He is so HANSON!”
“Mmm-bop! Gimme that mmm-bop!…”
The nitwit is the person who didn’t get the joke.
Hansome Cab?
Why do all old hags who can’t get laid always assume that some hot 20 year old “looks” 1ike a 12 year old and all men are pedos? She does not look 12 she looks like a hot girl her age. Just because men have no interest in your wrinkled ass does not make men pedos.
I’m not going to go with the “all men are pedos” thing, but I just looked her up and had no idea she was 19. I assumed she was some young teen Disney star or something. She does look very young.
If Chris Hansen wasn’t in a pile of shit right now, he’d ask you to have a seat over there.
LMAO
No, she looks about 16.
old enough to bleed, old enough to breed
I don’t think this has anything to do with “old hags”. I think Selena is pretty, but it’s pretty obvious that she has a “baby face”. I don’t know if she looks 12, but she definitely doesn’t look 19 in the face.
John Mayer hit this yet? He’s a douche that chases the young ones.
I keep hearing Bieber Bieber,
what the fuck is that? some kind of underwear, std or wtf?
All of the above my friend, all of the above..
Justin Bieber flies into a jealous rage.
It felt weird to even write that.
Hopefully Beiber knows how to act cause in a few years he won’t be so cute to teen girls and Selena will dump his ass for the next A-lister.
Yo, Bieber, looks like you’re being cuckolded and your little yum-yum cookie is looking to be served up on someone else’s plate. You might as well disappear into the bottle for the next 25 years.
And, NO, I don’t mean a milk bottle!
Looks like saw The Beef and decided to unleash the girls for this rodeo.
So wait a minute. She’s NOT pregnant with the anti-Christ – um, I mean, Justin Bieber’s kid?
I’m missing waaay too much. I have got to buy a more comfy computer chair.
She’s gorgeous, but holy shit does her taste in men suck.
She picks A list men that make over $50 million a year.
I would have to say she is pretty smart about who she picks actually.
damn. how fucking short is she?
if she’s shorter than shia, she must be a midget.
He’s not too short.. 5.10 2 inches more he would be 6ft
she’s 5.5 maybe
selena’s first reaction was sweet and cute.
Would like to put my sanchez in her snatchez
least clever comment, ever.
Least ? I find that hard to believe.
read a few of the prior comments. I think we can make the case that most are unimaginative, un inspired , or made nearly unintelligible with grammar usage . I don’t think we are looking for a good taste arbitrator at the moment
Shia is so yummy!
What’s laughable is all the negativity towards Selena Gomez from not only the closet homos here at the Superficial but from all of the 12 year olds out there who honestly believe the “Canadian Halfwit” is going to fall madly in love with them any day now and Selena is standing in their way…..un-fucking-believable how stupid the masses really are. As to all you who claim Selena Gomez isn’t hot…your reaction would be much the same as hers was at seeing Shia…sheer fucking panic and mindless babbling would ensue…so STFU!
I don’t consider LaBeouf that stable. Wasn’t he busted a few years ago in a drunken stupor shoplifting some stuff from a drug store?? I think he had at least one other run in with the law.
I don’t like the progression for Selana. First Bieber . . then LaBeouf . . maybe Lil Wayne next???
you bunch of derps! a chick hugs lebouf for a photo. oh noes its cheating. i rarely post comments but you are just terrible
Shia: Don’t worry about getting pregnant, baby, “The Boof” only boofs.
since when are photos with illegal mexicans forbidden?
It’s funny that she was 100% lesbian before turning 18. Now she’s just a ho4sho.
why do people think that shia labeouf is a douche? I mean before everyone derived the notion that he slept with megan fox from that vague answer he give in that interview? Is it cause hes a jew? Was it Even Stevens b/c for heavens sake even I hated Louis and dont mind Shia now. Is there some interview I missed? Did he poop on the American flag? If anyone looks like a douche by appearances alone it is that Scott thing who is Kourtney K’s baby daddy.
I think most can’t stand him because he seemingly got all these great roles without much talent. He was in Indiana Jones 4, Transformers, etc, and he doesn’t fit the role of a leading male. He doesn’t seem like a bad guy, per-se, but his over-acting gets old. Just MHO. :)
Just cause she took a pic doesn’t mean shit she had a crush so what now she got over Jim and is going out with jb who I hate so nO panic she is still dating jb boooo
How can anyone have a crush on LeDouche?!
Justin Bieber is jealous because he wanted to fuck Shia LaBeouf.
These kids look 5’5″ and 5’2′ respectively. Where are their parents?!
You have a thing for midget rabbis?
Wonder wat thoz guys realy saw in that woman
she wouldn’t sex an ugly jew
it is promo. her for her new great album. him for his trans.
she is absolutely gorgeous and turns 19 july 22nd. Her music is cookie cutter pop but she has a great voice. Haters!
Okay I swear selena better not be cheating on justin with shia I mean I wouldn’t mind at all if sel and shia went out but she better not be cheating I’m barely getting used to “jelena” and I swear selena ur pretty N/H but don’t be cheating on him cuz I swear….
What the hell are you blabbering about?
Heard she was pregnant very recently. Who is the father?
Omg
PATHETIC SELENA! when you watch that full video of that “meeting her crush shia” IT’S SO OBVIOUS YOU’RE NOT SHIA’S TYPE OF GIRL. duh pathetic
omg that’s embarassing!
Shia seems got annoyed with selena.. haha
he ddn’t even gve a little glance when selena leaves. haha
HE IS TOTALLY NOT INTERESTED WITH SELENA.
shut up he is iterrested in her so you lil bitch lol you just want to be with him your self your just jeulose ass hole
hi selena gomez
hey
Seriously why would she do that????
I don’t really get it selena watz up with u
cindy beyersdorf in stealing gift cards from stores and resturants.
Nononononononononono
that effin mole on her boob has been bothering me the last few pictures >.