NOBODY LIGHT ANYTHING NEAR SELENA GOMEZ’S CAR. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

January 29th, 2013 // 47 Comments

Here’s Selena Gomez attempting to pump gas on Sunday, and I was going to make some stupid joke about her proving she doesn’t need a man around to do anything, but then I realized said “man” would be Justin Bieber who probably faints at the slightest whiff of manual labor. Legend has it he once broke a nail looking at a lawnmower. In a catalog.

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  1. Selena Gomez Spilling Gas At The Pump
    Josephus
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    Cut her some slack. As far she knows, a nozzle always starts flowing as soon as she grabs it.

  2. Selena Gomez Spilling Gas At The Pump
    Karma's Bastard Child
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    Maybe it’s a good thing some people end up being celebrities. Rather a celeb than in a job where they could really fuck shit up for the general public.

  3. Selena Gomez Spilling Gas At The Pump
    D-Tron
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    In bigger news…Selena Gomez drives a Ford Escape.

  4. Selena Gomez Spilling Gas At The Pump
    Frank Burns
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    Selena believes in pulling out the hose before the car gets pregnant.

  5. Catani

    gas-station scene in Zoolander…’nuf said. Stupidity is infinite

  6. tokiromi

    the real shocker here is that someone under 60 drives a ford escape.

  7. Selena Gomez Spilling Gas At The Pump
    Nonny Moose
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    I don’t think she’s put it in, yet. I think the hose just got a little over-excited. If Selena was holding my hose, I’d probably have the same reaction.

  8. Selena Gomez Spilling Gas At The Pump
    meeps!
    Commented on this photo:

    [fake]

  9. Selena Gomez Spilling Gas At The Pump
    meeps!
    Commented on this photo:

    [fake]

  10. Selena Gomez Spilling Gas At The Pump
    zomgbie
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    she mustve learned that from justin.

  11. So much hotter without a Bieber attached to her.

  12. Charlie S.

    Maybe she needed the gasoline smell to cover up another odor.

  13. Cock Dr

    Goddam her hair looks fantastic.

  14. Well, it’s official. Women can’t do anything right.

  15. Squiggy

    GAS FIGHT!!!!

  16. Selena Gomez Spilling Gas At The Pump
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    she looks like a fucking alpaca here

  17. Awfulness ensues —
    “Really? A Mexican who can’t pump gas? Let’s see a birth certificate.”

  18. What the hell happened to celebs being chauffeured around in limos? Oh, that’s right… ever since the entertainment industry made every no-talent dickwad a “celebrity”, Hollywood ran out of professional drivers. How many cars does Selena Gomez have to blow up or babies does Lindsay Lohan have to run over before this horrible situation is remedied?

    • There may be something to your theory that all the professional drivers became Hollywood celebrities. Did you know that before he was an actor, George Clooney worked as his Aunt Rosemary’s chauffeur? I am not making this up.

  19. Selena Gomez Spilling Gas At The Pump
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    Yeah baby. Squeeze that hose.

  20. New Jersey is one of if not the last state to prohibit anyone but the attendant from pumping gas – and that was the law long before the Jersey shore idiots moved here. Guess we here in NJ don’t look so dumb now, huh? ok, don’t answer that. really, shut up.

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    Douche McGee
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    Young? Check.
    Rich? Check
    Drives a Ford Escape? Che… wait what?
    Damn, Mike Rowe must be doing something right.

  22. anonym

    I gotta respect a rich girl driving a shitty Ford Escape.

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    CK
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    Photo trickery! She isn’t pulling the pump lever, and gasoline is yellow, not clear.

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    Bryce
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    Orange Mocha Frapuccino!

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    singlecell
    Commented on this photo:

    How can you be rich enough to own any car you want and still be driving an Escape?

  26. The Original Shawn

    “That’s 85 cents worth of gas hitting the ground!” said Chris Rock’s dad.

  27. Selena Gomez Spilling Gas At The Pump
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    “Hey look! A fellow Oregonian!” shouted the pasty white bearded man, sporting a fanny pack, jorts, and crocks with socks.

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    jack meov
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    PREMATURE EJACULATION

  29. Selena Gomez Spilling Gas At The Pump
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    I dunno…it’s gonna sound weird but, she doesn’t seem to be squeezing the handle and there doesn’t seem to be any gas splashed anywhere in any other pictures. Also, wouldn’t she have smelled the gas-o-hol? And finally… sorry… sorry. I somehow fapped to this. My bad.

  30. lok

    Her skinny legs are sexy for some reason.

  31. kery

    her outfit looks bad , i don’t like it. :P

  32. Selena Gomez Spilling Gas At The Pump
    Mario Starr
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    Obviously the only hole Justine Beaver taught poor Selena to to insert something into was his anus.

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