Selena Gomez is Probably Pregnant

June 10th, 2011 // 662 Comments

“You sure want ice cream a lot lately. Doot doot do…”

Selena Gomez was rushed to the hospital last night after taping The Tonight Show, and I’m no doctor, but her symptoms sound suspiciously like Justin Bieber ejaculated into her birth canal without a condom on during their Hawaiian getaway. TMZ reports:

Sources tell us … Gomez was feeling horrible during and after the show, complaining of nausea and a severe headache.
She was taken to a Los Angeles area hospital and is still there, undergoing tests.
We’re told the exact cause of her illness is not yet known.

In the doctors’ defense, I’m pretty sure they’ve never seen a fetus made entirely of maple syrup and miracles before. “Nurse, get in here. Is that baby holding a sign that reads, ‘This procedure would be free in Canada?’ I forgot my glasses.”

Photo: Splash News

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  1. Selena Gomez Pregnant
    Commented on this photo:

    I find it so funny that JB fans are like OMG what a whore >_> Give it a rest. There was a .001 percent chance of you getting with him in the first place. Get a life and stop being jealous. I mean your what 11-12 years old?

  2. Kaylie

    All u people need to stop jb is a person like the rest of us. Plus, Jb getting Selena Gomez pregnant is a stupid rumor so shut ur mouths and find something better to do besides critisize Jb. I mean wat did he ever do to u haters?

  3. Caitlin Beadles

    (sighing) I am Justin Bieber’s ex-girlfriend. He broke up with me. I am sad. He had his girlfriend Selena Gomez. (sighing) Too late Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had pregnant
    Thank you! Ask Me? You need talk me. I say ok at clynnabby@yahoo.com

  4. Selena Gomez Pregnant
    mckenize
    Commented on this photo:

    wow she is so not pregnet

  5. Selena Gomez Pregnant
    sexy girl
    Commented on this photo:

    loll jd is cute and selean is very lucky lol so who thinks tht little boys cute

  6. Selena Gomez Pregnant
    sexy girl
    Commented on this photo:

    lol i think there good fro each other (maybe)

  7. lua

    what? I thought justin bieber is the one who got pregnant…

  8. Rebecca Trevorah

    Selena is Awesome and Sexy but Justin Bieber is a complete failure and a retard

  9. alexis

    Why don’t we just leave her alone it doesn’t matter that much if she is collin who cares people make mistakes just mistakes blow up in your face when your famous and have cameras in your face!

  10. Brittney

    like really everyone that talks about someone will have the same come back on them all the guys that calls Justin Bieber gay and having a small penis is just a shame! i bet yuh are just passing off your own insecurities, onto him because yuh cannot compensate in the bedroom, grow your own then try and talk mess about someone… i just feel bad fuh him his girlfriend won’t even stand up fuh the person she is in a relationship with… they should be a team, all yuh do is talk about those people but they are the ones yuh can google and see in magazines, while yuh are reading and watching he is making money and bettering his career. i understand that yuh feel insecure compared tuh him because yuh girlfriends listen tuh his muzic and swoon over how cute he is but that is no reason tuh talk about him and dog him out… if he wants tuh wear 30,000 earrings i would say ‘hey, that’s his style’ and yawl are talkin mess while he has tuh deal with everything in his life… god i feel bad fuh yuh because yuh have tuh tear someone down in order tuh build yourself up!

    look Justin yuh need someone tuh kick ass call meh, i won’t mind defending yuh cause i’m not famous, and it won’t hurt my image. i’m not the biggest fan, and i don’t want tuh fake a pregnancy, but i do think yuh should have someone on your team. someone who would stick up fuh yuh if need be. i know yuh can take care of yourself but yuh have a reputation tuh uphold i don’t. good luck with whatever comes your way, i hope you get guided through all the bullshit in your life!

  11. Selena Gomez Pregnant
    Dominique
    Commented on this photo:

    He’ s adorablee.

  12. eve

    Wow Selena pregnant the sweet lil girl from wizard of waverly place

  13. destiny

    lol. just lol. shes just like every other teenage disney star. sooner or later shell be hopped up on drugs alcohol and energy drinks 24/7. just wait and see if i aint right.

  14. kitty what?

    I don’t think they should have a baby right now. Like seriously he’s 17 and selena is 19 I think he’s a littel too yung he should wait till he is 18 like come on he’s a teen and Selena is an adult.

  15. fan of bieber and gomez

    Just leave dem alone ok gos people get a life it doesn’t matter if she’s preganat or not I will always be a fan of her soo leave her alone

  16. hana

    omg dats not happening come oooon u guys r still kids

  17. Selena Gomez Pregnant
    jim
    Commented on this photo:

    let them be there a great cuple shes cuttie for, my dad always said i was and gift of god im old and my dad s gone but its to late now na love misss. selena you will be ok keep singing ok you and justin wil be ok ox fans

  18. Selena Gomez Pregnant
    Zaquahn
    Commented on this photo:

    its there lives they can do wat they want whos place is it to tell them wat to do just get over u fanatic fans let them do them keep ur nose out of there buisness really who cares there most likely older than u

  19. Sarah23

    OMG! I cannot believe this, I cannot be true, it is impossible…. Selena gomez may be terrible, but not this teribble..

  20. Meghan

    Selena is pregnant it said everywhere JB did it on there trip to hawaii

  21. Just me

    Is it really so Hard believe that she could be pregnant i mean come on lets face it they are two teenagers and apparently in love so it’s no so hard to figure out they’re having sex I mean come on after all those pictures of them thogether on vacations and all that. So why can’t she get pregnant people all the time including teengirls get pregnant even if they’re being careful accidents happen only difference is she’s famous. After all this its most likely that she will have an abortion Her manager and biebers staff and all them people are gonna want that they’re going to say that it’s the best for her career and biebers and after them both being so young. She has enough money to pay for an abortion and fly anywhere to get it done behind paparazzis and peoples back without anyone notecing and making it seem always like it was just that a simple blood pressure problem.

  22. Simone... from SA

    This is seriously something anyone would expect from a teenage pop star… But I personally wouldn’t think that… It’s not even on my lists of expectations… Selena if your reading this I say your Awesome really… But JUSTIN BIEBER???? Really?…. You could do better!!!!

  23. Simone... from SA.... if your wondering I'm a GIRL!!!

    This is seriously something anyone would expect from a teenage pop star but Selena if you are reading this I just wanna say personally you are awesome….. But JUSTIN BIEBER Really???…. You could have done better!!!!

  24. Selena Gomez Pregnant
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah .
    I LIKE IT . !!

  25. Me

    Totally awesomeeeeee:D ……

  26. Selena Gomez Pregnant
    296 8843
    Commented on this photo:

    some people need a life and dip out of others

  27. Lauren Atkins

    Pshh, Haahha!!
    I Hope They Are “Happy” Together.
    And I’mma Laugh If Bieber Got 2 Girls Preggo After That Lawsuit!(:

  28. Ira Nissan Dealer

    No more beiber! Beiber suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!!!!

  29. Selena Gomez Pregnant
    renee
    Commented on this photo:

    she need to stop doing that

  30. i luv cheeze

    selena isn;t prego

  31. Selena Gomez Pregnant
    Ladylady
    Commented on this photo:

    Um. If she was pregnant wouldn’t it be a little ironic that they were eating at a brewery…???

  32. This comment is for all the immature little girls i read alot of your comments and if i was your mom i would be beating your ass your comments made me sick.I became a mom at 19! yeah i was young but had been with my boyfriend since i was 15 and we used protection but it doesn’t always work” and we were mature at are age, and as soon as we found out he stepped it up got a better job he bought us a house” you girls are young and stupid there is not alot of guys in the world that are like that you’ll see you’ll get drunk and end up preganant and he’ll leave your skank ass and alot of you dont even sound capable of raising a baby” i have 3 boys and now ages 10,9yrs old and 15 monthes and im now 30 and i really enjoy being a mom i did since my first child i love being with my boys they were always with me i didn’t pawn them off like alot of young mothers i didn’t even like going to the store without them,i also was a mature 19 yr old who took care of my baby now baby’s changing diapers breastfeeding,bathing washing clothes nuturing teaching loving and cooked and cleaned well my husband of 15yrs now” :-) provided and it’s still like that today except i now have a disabling condition that limits me on getting around it’s very painfull and it will require me having a hip replacement.So you dumb little girls need to think about somthing other then drinking driving and smoking and sex” and smoking is not cool! it’s ugly and nasty i quite as soon as i found out i was preggo at 19 and never went back to it my husband smokes and it’s not hot it smells but i do love him no matter what. So grow up where do you think you’ll end up smokin & drinken and if any of you have kids i hope you changed it’s not fair to the poor little one to have a worthless drinking and driving behind the wheel skank mom that’s really not cool, and if i could meet you i would knock you dumb asses for a loop and hopfully it would knock sence into your dumb immature slut asses”

  33. Selena Gomez Pregnant
    chelsea
    Commented on this photo:

    justin bieber sould name one of his kids either justin bieber jr or selena gomez bieber i hope justin bieber visits wc friday middle school this year

  34. Selena Gomez Pregnant
    Ashley
    Commented on this photo:

    I saw his tattoo in the elbow ….

  35. hey wat up its your home girl breiana

  36. hey wat up my favorite celeb is selena and my favorite band is mindless behaivor

  37. your mama

    selena is not pregnet because if she was she would not be on the dance floor singig hit the lights if you think she pregnet your crazy i like selena but she too old for me i dont hate justin because he is dating my celeberty crush selena should be happy with him but if he trys to get her pregnet i will find him and kill him

  38. Selena Gomez Pregnant
    Libby
    Commented on this photo:

    That is his little brother Jaxon.

  39. simran

    Hey u 2 crazy sexer…stop doing ***k each other….u both r not enough to do…do it after marriage this disgusting ****ing…ok!!! no one ‘ll going 2 stop u….

  40. Selena Gomez Pregnant
    jasmine
    Commented on this photo:

    she ISNT PREGNANT (I like 296 8843 comment )get a life

  41. Miss Anonymous

    Guys I do think it is dumb of her to let her child smoke, but have you ever thought that she could have been raped? There are bad people out there and bad things happen. Maybe her solution is to smoke and proberly drink. Kim I wish you the best of luck with the rest of your life, mistakes happen and we have to face the consequences. And to the rest of you, I understand why you guys say that at first I thought what you were thinking but I thought about it differently.
    Sincerely…………Miss Anonymous

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