Selena Gomez is Probably Pregnant

June 10th, 2011 // 662 Comments

“You sure want ice cream a lot lately. Doot doot do…”

Selena Gomez was rushed to the hospital last night after taping The Tonight Show, and I’m no doctor, but her symptoms sound suspiciously like Justin Bieber ejaculated into her birth canal without a condom on during their Hawaiian getaway. TMZ reports:

Sources tell us … Gomez was feeling horrible during and after the show, complaining of nausea and a severe headache.
She was taken to a Los Angeles area hospital and is still there, undergoing tests.
We’re told the exact cause of her illness is not yet known.

In the doctors’ defense, I’m pretty sure they’ve never seen a fetus made entirely of maple syrup and miracles before. “Nurse, get in here. Is that baby holding a sign that reads, ‘This procedure would be free in Canada?’ I forgot my glasses.”

Photo: Splash News

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  1. Selena Gomez Pregnant
    omg
    Commented on this photo:

    me and JB look better 2gether

  2. Selena Gomez Pregnant
    omg
    Commented on this photo:

    i was your no. fan in wizards of walery place, but now ur not, LOSER…….

  3. Girl that hears

    What the (HELL) is wrong with him if Selena dumps his ass he’ll deserve it. He should have been more careful to her than being a bitch. If she has to stop acting I’m going to be pissed off!!!

  4. Lisa

    My friend said that selena Gomez is a two timer because she was dating somebody in 2009 to 2010 and she dated someone else in 2008 it was in the magazine in the dating section but I did not believe her because I was Selena Gomezs fan and how can she be pregnant

  5. dianaevangelista

    OMG….
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    now selena gomez is pregnant justin my fan % to u is 50% only………….
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    hahahahahahaha…………….

  6. Alison

    Justin Bieber stinks, I wish I can beat him up. He’s just 16 and Selena Gomez is 19. 19!!!! Get it. And she’s pregnant. Selena Gomez wears ugly clothes and makes weird music videos like Love You Like a Love Song. Like my younger 6 year old sister hates Bieber and Gomez now. She thinks Selena Gomez has changed because of Bieber. Now she LOVES Shakira and Britney Spears which is not right for her. SHE TOO YOUNG. Justin Bieber is a wimp.Just because of Gomez and Bieber,my sister changed.

  7. I hate them both

    Selena Gomez is a slutty bitch and Justin is uglier than she is

  8. hannah

    I think Justin is stuip and IM selena s firend and they did not have yeah.

  9. Courtney

    WTF you guys are all just. retarded. @Kim, they would be perfect if they smoked? WTF.. Hahaha. no smoking is BAD. I hope she isnt pregnant I really like her on the shows she is on.. More DRAMA.. ughh.. Well anyways! I support them if she is pregant..

  10. U asshole

    U asshole

  11. Someone

    Selena Gomez has a promise ring and i think she will fulfill that promise.
    Not have sex until she’s married. She’s a stubborn kid and she will make it.

  12. mysterygirl

    i dont like selena gomez at all i LOVE justin bieber he is so cute and i dont want selena gomez to be preggers and ruin both of thier life

  13. mysterygirl

    i HATE selena gomez i LOVE justin bieber

  14. tahir

    Stop sayin all that crap about them beside everybody that da something is gay so shut up!

  15. Bieberhasnoballs

    Bieber hasnt hit puberty there is no way selena is preggo

  16. Zee

    Everyone commenting on Kim probably just gave her enough reason to kill herself!

    Hush up – everyone for their own.

  17. Alice Tanner

    I fucking hate jb hes such a tool n a bitch for getting Selena gomez pregnant -_-  bitchy ass fuckig jerk!

  18. Laura

    He probably rapped her! I mean he already wants to marrie her y not rape her that was b easier for him to have a reason to ask her! I HATE Justin (ass hole) beiber!

  19. Wtf!

    WTF?!?!?!!!!! Kim that fucking gross u had a baby at 9?!?!?? N then u go let her smoke with u n she is only fuckig for U R A FUCKIN’ SLUT!

  20. Yoyoyoyo

    That’s a load od shizzzzzz!

  21. Aaron

    He Betta tear that pussy up

  22. Nooooo! Hell no!

    SHUT THE FRONT DOOR N LEAVE THEM ALONE IF U DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT I WILL PERSONALLY GO TO EACH OF UR HOUSES N BEAT U UP! I MEAN IT I SWEAR TO BOB! Btw get a life! N how would u like if ppl tlk bout u hmm bet u wouldn’t like huh?!? She is probably jus has food poisoning IF NOT WHO CARES IT’S THEIR LIFE NOT URS >_< so jus stop the fudgin' drama n go get a life! If se is cry me a river build a bridge n get over it cuz this is bull Shit!

  23. Kk

    Btw selena Gomez is way to smart to have sex at 18 sadly so is jb maybe not as smart as her but still.

  24. Hope

    Wow Selena can Bo so much better then that fricken ball of crap justen bever he is so lame yarn knitting and school seem awesome compared to him justen if ur reading this suck it hers a knock knock joke nock nock who’s there f, f who f justen beaver this is what my cousin made up a b c d e f jb

  25. Edgar

    Justin bieber doea not deserve her how does he get her pregnant if he got no dike and he looks gay every one at my school thinks that

  26. Jaline

    Selena gomez is way to young to be getting pregnant and that boy aint got no expierence on raising a baby. I just hope they treat that baby good

  27. Anonymous

    Dayum! So many comments! I never though Selena would get this much pure RANT/HATE. RELAX ON THE COMMENTS PEOPLE!

  28. Somebody

    Kissing somebody who smokes is like kissing an ashtray KIM. I’m sorry but are you serious when you said that you’ve got pregnant when you were 9 years old…. seriously? you didn’t think about your future. about the future of your baby… tss.. i’m sorry but I just… LOL… i don;t even know if you’ve had your monthly period that time…. just.. Good luck…

  29. Sebnaranjo

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. alexia

    That would be so hilarious if selena was pregnant she is so young though!!!!!!!????

  31. selena

    That stuff iz a lie selena can’t get pregnant by a gay lookin gurl

  32. Hmm...

    Gay couples don’t have natural babies.

  33. Deonna

    Selena is probably just sick I don’t believe this.

  34. jpboijbo

    AHAHAHAHAAA! I had this link sent to me from facebook. I read about 12 comments and you guys call that girl a slut or liar when you fucking retards can’t spell more than half the shit you post here.

  35. aj

    I cant belive it stupid
    I lik selena but thats to far

  36. Ira Nissan Dealer

    What are you talking about aj. All pop stars do that, you just don’t know it.

  37. Ira Nissan Dealer

    Lindsay is a creep. She said she got pregnant at age 15 about 5 times now. we don’t want here your petty excuse for a life. You should see a psycologist. And other kids out there, DO NOT fallow in her footsteps. it isn’t cool.

  38. Ira Nissan Dealer

    beiber is old news. Who cares! It is a good thing he is having baby so his baby can become a star so beiber won’t go broke.

  39. Jade ee doo

    I’m sick of JB I like Selena but JB…. Is plum ugly no offense

  40. I love dogs

    I think that they are a great match by

  41. Jess

    That is crazy Selena is to good for jb and I’m pretty sure jb has not hit puberty yet

  42. I reall y do care

    Oh yeah, you had to start somrthing WELL good and don’t stop. That is what smart prople have done for years. Chirio my darling have at it: these asshles are way behind. And sorry to say that is the way you can expect it for the rest of your life….startingggg …………now.. no …..no now. From now on.

  43. kkk

    UR ALL FORGETTING THE BIG PICTURE. JUSTINE IS STILL 17 AND SELENA IS 19 SO BY THE LAW SHE RAPED HIM!!!!!

  44. Ayesha

    Selena gomez is pregnant but she is too young to be a pregnant

  45. Heidi

    Wow Kim, pregnant at 9? Thats just stupid and I think you should get arrested for what you’ve done! Your a dumb dumb person and your 2 young and you have a 4 year old child? Shes gonna be as old as u isnt ur mom mad? My mom would kill me if I had a kid that young and im 15 and guess wut? I dont have a kid and I dont smoke im never gonna smoke NEVER. And I hate Justin Beiber I wish Selena Gomez wouldnt go out with him. Damn these people! :\

  46. Parker

    Kim dont listen to them im 19 at the age of 13 i got my 12 year old girlfriend knocked up but, dont smoke smoking is for losers and think about it looking back at your life do you want to have regrets me and my girlfriend are together after all of this fuck this shit if she is pregnant or not she is still smoking hot and if there happy thats all that matters and sweetheart go to school learn something im in college at CU and i hope you take my advice i dont regret my beautiful daughter skyler and my girlfriend is 3 months pregnant and its a boy his name is gonna be saige wish me luck

  47. Selena Gomez Pregnant
    zhenli
    Commented on this photo:

    look at him kisswithout feelings

  48. Ruby

    That is just so stupid as much as I like Selena I think that is just so stupid

  49. Emmers

    Selena is NOT pregnant!!!!!!! She is awesome!!!

  50. awesome

    wow i sure hope shes preggers

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