“You sure want ice cream a lot lately. Doot doot do…”
Selena Gomez was rushed to the hospital last night after taping The Tonight Show, and I’m no doctor, but her symptoms sound suspiciously like Justin Bieber ejaculated into her birth canal without a condom on during their Hawaiian getaway. TMZ reports:
Sources tell us … Gomez was feeling horrible during and after the show, complaining of nausea and a severe headache.
She was taken to a Los Angeles area hospital and is still there, undergoing tests.
We’re told the exact cause of her illness is not yet known.
In the doctors’ defense, I’m pretty sure they’ve never seen a fetus made entirely of maple syrup and miracles before. “Nurse, get in here. Is that baby holding a sign that reads, ‘This procedure would be free in Canada?’ I forgot my glasses.”
Photo: Splash News
Aaaaah Doing Selena felt sooooooooooooooo nice. CONDOM-LESS
Stop being harsh to me ヽ(´o｀；)
I really like selena Gomez. U can’t just assume bad things about her!!
You guys!! She isn’t pregnant he an Justin didnt have sex he wouldn’t do that!!!
Justin is okay but selena is so out of his leag and selena is so hot
Im happy of u gyes r happy good luck u gyes look so cute together
if she is pregnant,i would sure love to be her…i could just imagine justin’s penis in me…yummm,id give him a blow!
Selena can’t be pregnet because she is a sweet angle but Justin beiber I saw those pics of the butt touching and the hopping gross man.
They both have said they want to wait till marriage. Selena got a double wammy if she’s knocked up cuz not only are they not married but he’s illegal xP
yes there cute and justin and selena will make beautiful babys
awww,i think that is sweat that selena could be having a baby i think he will be a good daddy for selenas baby and i hope she could be happy 2
guys leave her alone. i am 14 and have a child as well..smoking is discusting though but i am a very good mother
If Justin found out he got Selena prego he will freak
How culd selena be pregnant justin likes boys!!
She is not prego just because she felt like thowing up and has a head ache I’m 11 and about turn 12 and get those feelings too dosnt mean I’m prego I did go to the doctor they told me it was effects to my pirod mabe it’s the same with Selena
What the crap Selena u now better
I love Justin and Selena And I think if she had his baby it would be so cute
If selena is preggers then big deal!! It’s there life not yours so let them live it for crying out loud!!!!
Selena is tooooo COOL to be with Justin Beaver SOOOOOOOO Beaver dosen’t deserve SELENA !
Omg I never knew selena was a lez!
I mean seriously selenas making a
Biiiiiig mistake!!! I’m wondering
What their fricken baby will look
Like?!
No way shes pregnant. We haven’t even had sex. In fact, I think it is impossible for two girls to have sex. And I can’t get her pregnant if I am a boy and just haven’t hit puberty! Why is every one so nervous?
@Kim wtf?? How old is the father? 7?!?!?!?!
She is not pregnant
how could she be pregnant that is stuipd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That a crok of shit it was because of hydration next time find the truth insted of posting it online or anywhere elts ok
U R NOT FUCKN PREGNET I DID NOT HAVE MY PERIOD TELL I WAS 12
i cant bleave u did this to me u perpose to her or me.I love u
Seriously, get off his peace, hes not gay, hes not stupid, hes a nice boy, if you dont like him then dont read about him! it just shows how much of a life you dont have…
It’s my baby not Beabers! MINE!!!!!!!!!
Love, Patrik
P.S. God is white. What were you thinking!!
It’s my baby! Mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Patrik
P.S. God is white. What were you thinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who cares about Selena. Hybrids where it’s at!!!!!!!!! Go prius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Want to hear a joke? O.K. here goes.
W.N.B.A. hahahahahahahahahaha Ain’t that funny?!?!?!?!? I don’t care what you say I know it’s. I’m proud of my stupid jokes!
” Selena has a baby, baby, baby Noooooooooo” ^
(For those of you that don’t know, this ^ is an upside down peace symbol. Beaber always does that and he will teach his newborn baby to do it too. Like father like son)
Go molly, fight the power!!!! I
I am 15 have 1 daughter her name is Alayna but the only reason I have her is because my parents kicked me out because they were drunk all the time and my father died. I had a boyfriend who gladly let me live with him but he was 20 and i ended up having a daughter. I loved her so i didn’t let her go. i know i messed up somewhere but it was all worth it. Go fuck urself if u don’t beleive me.
and me, well i drink of course, i got taught to! i smoke and drive and i can’t stop but you know what in my world drinking is hott my boyfriend Adam wants to go in to bed naked so i better get going now, i will have fun tonight! ( . ) ( . ) —-
You guys r rude I love both celebs and I bet they would make cute babies(: so lay off
Morgan is gay.
Lyndsay is creepy. I would not like to meet up with her in a dark ally.
no i am not!
I am not Einstein but I am pretty sure LIndsEy is spelled like this.
^ Your parents are stupid. They can’t spell tee hee!
shut up there is no actual way
I drive a Harley!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a tramp stamp.
I have a tramp stamp on my Harley!
I think Lyndsay is a boy and Morgan is a girl. They are perfect for each other!!!!!! I got to go. Time for bingo and then hide and seek. We party all night. Well not all night my bed time is 7:30!!!!!!! Good bye!!
shut up the actual story is I am have 1 daughter named alyana but the thing at night, that didn’t happen i broke up with adam
Justin Beiber should go and jump off a cliff
I am 15 have 1 daughter her name is Alayna
and me, well i drink of course, i got taught to! i smoke and drive and i can’t stop but you know what in my world drinking I wanna have a kid with beiber cause he is so hot i love him
Guys, I hate Justin bieber and I love Selena gomez but you’ve got to admit that JB has done well for himself. And if you like Selena Gomez then support her with whatever choice she makes. If that’s what Selena want’s then I’ll support her !!!! Go Selena Gomez
All yhe peopel r just haterz because yhe can’t. Have
A baby with Justin bieber o and by the way
Y don’t yhe guys just leave selena Gomez
Alone all she wants to do is vista and see are
Boyfriend and that’s y I say yhe guys r haters
Because yhe won’t leave her alone and yhe guys
Are going to rooin the best teen relationship
Because yhe can’t have him my name is Neyshia
And I live in buffalo new York
U loser better shut it bcz u are all jeoluse of hottu justin bieber not beaver tat hoes to all u suckers go selena and justin
hugo’s weird
Stop hating onbjustin everyoneone dnt get MADD because u can’t get Selena and he’s a great person not a pussy he’s a young man
justin you are sick bro. your music is cool. selena your music alsome
justin you are sick bro. your music is cool. selena your music alsome