Selena Gomez is Probably Pregnant

June 10th, 2011 // 662 Comments

“You sure want ice cream a lot lately. Doot doot do…”

Selena Gomez was rushed to the hospital last night after taping The Tonight Show, and I’m no doctor, but her symptoms sound suspiciously like Justin Bieber ejaculated into her birth canal without a condom on during their Hawaiian getaway. TMZ reports:

Sources tell us … Gomez was feeling horrible during and after the show, complaining of nausea and a severe headache.
She was taken to a Los Angeles area hospital and is still there, undergoing tests.
We’re told the exact cause of her illness is not yet known.

In the doctors’ defense, I’m pretty sure they’ve never seen a fetus made entirely of maple syrup and miracles before. “Nurse, get in here. Is that baby holding a sign that reads, ‘This procedure would be free in Canada?’ I forgot my glasses.”

Photo: Splash News


  1. Justin Beiber

    Aaaaah Doing Selena felt sooooooooooooooo nice. CONDOM-LESS
    Stop being harsh to me ヽ(´o`;)

  2. Jade

    I really like selena Gomez. U can’t just assume bad things about her!!

  3. Lexie Marie

    You guys!! She isn’t pregnant he an Justin didnt have sex he wouldn’t do that!!!

  4. jason

    Justin is okay but selena is so out of his leag and selena is so hot

  5. Morgan

    Im happy of u gyes r happy good luck u gyes look so cute together

  6. Kalene Garcia

    if she is pregnant,i would sure love to be her…i could just imagine justin’s penis in me…yummm,id give him a blow!

  7. Sebastian Martinez

    Selena can’t be pregnet because she is a sweet angle but Justin beiber I saw those pics of the butt touching and the hopping gross man.

  8. Annah

    They both have said they want to wait till marriage. Selena got a double wammy if she’s knocked up cuz not only are they not married but he’s illegal xP

  9. Selena Gomez Pregnant
    kirstie jones
    Commented on this photo:

    yes there cute and justin and selena will make beautiful babys

  10. Selena Gomez Pregnant
    Commented on this photo:

    awww,i think that is sweat that selena could be having a baby i think he will be a good daddy for selenas baby and i hope she could be happy 2

  11. Bella

    guys leave her alone. i am 14 and have a child as well..smoking is discusting though but i am a very good mother

  12. Isabel

    If Justin found out he got Selena prego he will freak

  13. random

    How culd selena be pregnant justin likes boys!!

  14. Isabel

    She is not prego just because she felt like thowing up and has a head ache I’m 11 and about turn 12 and get those feelings too dosnt mean I’m prego I did go to the doctor they told me it was effects to my pirod mabe it’s the same with Selena

  15. Elliott

    What the crap Selena u now better

  16. Lilli

    I love Justin and Selena And I think if she had his baby it would be so cute

  17. Somebody

    If selena is preggers then big deal!! It’s there life not yours so let them live it for crying out loud!!!!

  18. shay

    Selena is tooooo COOL to be with Justin Beaver SOOOOOOOO Beaver dosen’t deserve SELENA !

  19. baboons have red butts

    Omg I never knew selena was a lez!
    I mean seriously selenas making a
    Biiiiiig mistake!!! I’m wondering
    What their fricken baby will look

  20. Justin Beiber

    No way shes pregnant. We haven’t even had sex. In fact, I think it is impossible for two girls to have sex. And I can’t get her pregnant if I am a boy and just haven’t hit puberty! Why is every one so nervous?

  21. Wtf

    @Kim wtf?? How old is the father? 7?!?!?!?!

  22. Carley

    She is not pregnant

  23. Selena Gomez Pregnant
    Commented on this photo:

    how could she be pregnant that is stuipd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. Hannah

    That a crok of shit it was because of hydration next time find the truth insted of posting it online or anywhere elts ok

  25. olivia


  26. Kealey Mccracken

    i cant bleave u did this to me u perpose to her or me.I love u

  27. Molly

    Seriously, get off his peace, hes not gay, hes not stupid, hes a nice boy, if you dont like him then dont read about him! it just shows how much of a life you dont have…

  28. Ira Nessan Dealer

    It’s my baby not Beabers! MINE!!!!!!!!!

    Love, Patrik

    P.S. God is white. What were you thinking!!

  29. Ira Nissan Dealer

    It’s my baby! Mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    P.S. God is white. What were you thinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Ira Nissan Dealer

    Want to hear a joke? O.K. here goes.

    W.N.B.A. hahahahahahahahahaha Ain’t that funny?!?!?!?!? I don’t care what you say I know it’s. I’m proud of my stupid jokes!

  31. Ira Nissan Dealer

    ” Selena has a baby, baby, baby Noooooooooo” ^

    (For those of you that don’t know, this ^ is an upside down peace symbol. Beaber always does that and he will teach his newborn baby to do it too. Like father like son)

  32. Ira Nissan Dealer

    Go molly, fight the power!!!! I

  33. Lyndsay

    I am 15 have 1 daughter her name is Alayna but the only reason I have her is because my parents kicked me out because they were drunk all the time and my father died. I had a boyfriend who gladly let me live with him but he was 20 and i ended up having a daughter. I loved her so i didn’t let her go. i know i messed up somewhere but it was all worth it. Go fuck urself if u don’t beleive me.

    • Lyndsay

      and me, well i drink of course, i got taught to! i smoke and drive and i can’t stop but you know what in my world drinking is hott my boyfriend Adam wants to go in to bed naked so i better get going now, i will have fun tonight! ( . ) ( . ) —-

  34. morgan

    You guys r rude I love both celebs and I bet they would make cute babies(: so lay off

  35. Ira Nissan Dealer

    Morgan is gay.

  36. Ira Nissan Dealer

    Lyndsay is creepy. I would not like to meet up with her in a dark ally.

  37. Ira Nissan Dealer

    I am not Einstein but I am pretty sure LIndsEy is spelled like this.
    ^ Your parents are stupid. They can’t spell tee hee!

  38. Ira Nissan Dealer

    I drive a Harley!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. Ira Nissan Dealer

    I have a tramp stamp.

  40. Ira Nissan Dealer

    I have a tramp stamp on my Harley!

  41. Ira Nissan Dealer

    I think Lyndsay is a boy and Morgan is a girl. They are perfect for each other!!!!!! I got to go. Time for bingo and then hide and seek. We party all night. Well not all night my bed time is 7:30!!!!!!! Good bye!!

    • Lyndsay

      shut up the actual story is I am have 1 daughter named alyana but the thing at night, that didn’t happen i broke up with adam

  42. BeiberSucksBalls

    Justin Beiber should go and jump off a cliff

  43. Lyndsay

    I am 15 have 1 daughter her name is Alayna
    and me, well i drink of course, i got taught to! i smoke and drive and i can’t stop but you know what in my world drinking I wanna have a kid with beiber cause he is so hot i love him

  44. Hugo

    Guys, I hate Justin bieber and I love Selena gomez but you’ve got to admit that JB has done well for himself. And if you like Selena Gomez then support her with whatever choice she makes. If that’s what Selena want’s then I’ll support her !!!! Go Selena Gomez

  45. Neyshia

    All yhe peopel r just haterz because yhe can’t. Have
    A baby with Justin bieber o and by the way
    Y don’t yhe guys just leave selena Gomez
    Alone all she wants to do is vista and see are
    Boyfriend and that’s y I say yhe guys r haters
    Because yhe won’t leave her alone and yhe guys
    Are going to rooin the best teen relationship
    Because yhe can’t have him my name is Neyshia
    And I live in buffalo new York

  46. Baby gril

    U loser better shut it bcz u are all jeoluse of hottu justin bieber not beaver tat hoes to all u suckers go selena and justin

  47. peter

    hugo’s weird

  48. Tatiana

    Stop hating onbjustin everyoneone dnt get MADD because u can’t get Selena and he’s a great person not a pussy he’s a young man

  49. Kesean

    justin you are sick bro. your music is cool. selena your music alsome

  50. Kesean

    justin you are sick bro. your music is cool. selena your music alsome

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