“You sure want ice cream a lot lately. Doot doot do…”
Selena Gomez was rushed to the hospital last night after taping The Tonight Show, and I’m no doctor, but her symptoms sound suspiciously like Justin Bieber ejaculated into her birth canal without a condom on during their Hawaiian getaway. TMZ reports:
Sources tell us … Gomez was feeling horrible during and after the show, complaining of nausea and a severe headache.
She was taken to a Los Angeles area hospital and is still there, undergoing tests.
We’re told the exact cause of her illness is not yet known.
In the doctors’ defense, I’m pretty sure they’ve never seen a fetus made entirely of maple syrup and miracles before. “Nurse, get in here. Is that baby holding a sign that reads, ‘This procedure would be free in Canada?’ I forgot my glasses.”
Photo: Splash News
Wow that would be wired butt they deserve to be happy juzz like anyone else idk butt good luck for both
Man i swear if they dont hurry up and break up, Im goin to lose my mind! I love jb, but when hearin this stuff, I worry that she’s just a man eater!
I bet its not true
umm she could’ve just been sick…anyone think of that??
I hate that trash *93. She sleeps with everyone for the the fame or the title. If she’s pregnant that’s her fault because dats y they invented BIRTHCONTROL.
hey i think selena is a stupid.who the hell will love a gay.and the i think he is older than their relationship.Anyway i love this rumour………………
get a life plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :| :P
Selena love urban show i hope u and justin r happy 2gether good for u to
Selena i love urban show a lot i hope u n justin r happy bye
Justin….you the man!
Looks like someone has beiber fever
I like selena gomez but reallt there bith really young selena is 18 and justin is like 17 there (just justin) not even aloud to leave the house leagly
I have nothing against justin (i dont like him but…) but he should’nt get selena noked up and are they really getting married?
i kinda feel sorry cause they need more experience,but i hope it works out and that if this is not a choice you’ll get the best of it
I know I like Selena gomez and all but she aint got no rite to let anybody but me, her boyfriend, to ejaculate in her. I can’t believe she would do that to me. Jk lol
Ummmmm
I thought she was waiting for true love with a man not girl.
I hope she isnt i love justin and i hate selena
Its ok the rumours arent true no beliebers were harmed
I dont think selena is having beibers baby selena is has enough scence to wait or be safe! her career is important to her shes not just gonna get pregnate!
*Selena is my favorite famous person*
And all of you who “HATE” Justin Beiber your just mad that MOST girls LOVE him or at least like him alot and you have nothing better to do then to say how much you hate him when reallly you just are mad he has one of the prettiest celeberties EVER!
Kim you should get some professional help… you are extremely pathetic if your “story” is real… which I hope is made up.
Dude if Helena is pregnancy im gonna flip
UHHHH R THEY KISSIN? blreauuehfukdshf i think im gonna hurll!!!
Stfu. if you don’t like it, then why the hell did you even look it up!?
hi selena and justin
i was totally shocked when i heard she might have been pregnant! I mean what the hell is she thinking being a mum at this age! Although Bieber’s cute!
So true Colin he did say that
GeeZ wat a ditch in the sand
i do not believe this because the same thing they are saying now is what hey were saying about her and nick jonas. but if this is true and selena gomez and justin bieber happen to read this, i will be crushed forever selena gomez was the one that mae me want to start acting and singing and justn bieber.. i am just such a huge fan and he also made me want to sing too.
Omg that looks like jb alot!!!!!
and i see it
she jus might the mother of the bieber baby who nos but its like she grew up sooo fast
OMG!!!!!!!!!! if she is prenant shed really need tofind a different dad for her baby cuz jb iz way out of her league!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S JB is so hidious
Omg sex justin? Wow ur brave i hope selena is preg…
Well im preatty convised that selena my favorite star is pregnant And that baby that there going to hace will b so talented Andorra cute
selena gomez loves jb
selena what are u thanking if u are preagent am so sorry for you that’s too bad.
Hi barry i am a christian kid please dont talk about us that way we believe in abstence if you dont no what that means you should read the BIBLE smart one.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA US CHRISTIAN KIDS ROCK THUMBS UP IF YOU R A CHILD OF GOD if you are look up tenth ave north hold my heart on youtube
You r really pregnant? Or is just paparazzi and stupid people say? I can not wait to my nephew or niece!!
@clohe 1st selena is an only chid stu** so dont be sayin tht ur her sis and tht u “KNOWW JB” CUZ u prob. dont okayy geezzz
SHE AIN NO VIRGIN NO MORE JUSTING POCKED HER CHERRY
Wow I’m not sure she can get pregnant from a guy with no balls. But seriously it’s stupid to think she would throw her career away for a stupid guy who I would call a girl but that would be an Insult to girls.
I hate her she’s a bitch
Can u get pregnant from him? Im pretty sure he doesn’t have a dick
Lol. she is a bad example for every teenager!if she’s actually pregnant. And bieber is not a man yet!his voice proves that!lol
Responses to “Selena Gomez is NOT PREGNANT, blood pressure issues led to hospital visits
omfg u retard @kim ur so retarded ur smoking u let ur daughter smoke u ur kid ur mum are fucking sluts u fuckheads 13 years old u fuckhead prego at 9 u slut
Look up Disney Bitches…Look at Selena….Bieber wanst the first to nail her
I’m only 10 I hope Selena is not prego then she won’t sing anymore songs Selena needs to have safe sex
I am a huge fan of selena gomez and I hope she isn’t pregnant by him I hope she waits till she’s in her 30s or so
hahahahhahahhaha . i hope she is prego ! HAH
Does he even have a penis?
If I was JB I would get her pregnant every day but JB cant coz he is bisexual. Dump him Selena u no u want to.