“You sure want ice cream a lot lately. Doot doot do…”
Selena Gomez was rushed to the hospital last night after taping The Tonight Show, and I’m no doctor, but her symptoms sound suspiciously like Justin Bieber ejaculated into her birth canal without a condom on during their Hawaiian getaway. TMZ reports:
Sources tell us … Gomez was feeling horrible during and after the show, complaining of nausea and a severe headache.
She was taken to a Los Angeles area hospital and is still there, undergoing tests.
We’re told the exact cause of her illness is not yet known.
In the doctors’ defense, I’m pretty sure they’ve never seen a fetus made entirely of maple syrup and miracles before. “Nurse, get in here. Is that baby holding a sign that reads, ‘This procedure would be free in Canada?’ I forgot my glasses.”
Photo: Splash News
Justin Blabber is a pussy
AGREED!!!
i realllly HOPE she is not pregnant i wouldnt be suprised if she is though i mean at the beach her pussy was all up on him and thats when people are around…. first this fucker said he wasnt going to do it till marriage then when he got with her it was when he loved some one i think im going to have to kidnap him sooner than i had planned he will be mine MUAAAHHHAHA!
kidnap him!!!!
She is now impregnated with his demon seed. The prophecy has been fulfilled the Anti-Christ child will rise to lead the world to perdition!
the next step?
BEING PREGNANT IN KINDERGARTEN?
ya
Okay like serouily i have read so many websites im so sick of it like the idol will not turn into a little miley cyus i mean she way better and justin isnt that type of guy come on! quite spreeding roumor about something u dont knoe about like they do!
http://www.merriam-webster.com/
@J
lmao
Oh you little eight year olds and your spelling errors with your false idols are just so darn cute!
Hahaha!! I was reading through these comments. We got some liars, whores, and 8 year olds. Or everyone here just can’t spell. In that case, pay attetion in school kids. Or you’ll end up pumping gas for the rest of your life.
lol haha
who the fuck gave this kid access to a computer?
lmfao awsome comment but yea who the F!!K did!?
lol she lays there lifelessly as he tries to fuck her with his sad excuse for a cock
Dude, since becoming famous, that kid’s scored more quality tail then you will in your whole life.
Woah this is so sudden it’s probably not true! YO paparazzi stop making up crap and leave them alone. So just because her tummy hurts and her head automatically means Shea prego? NOOOO
Look if you have nothing happy to say then shut the f**k up!!! Nobody cares about you opinion so keep it to yourself :/ your just jealous cause Justin can actually get a girl pregnant!!!!!!
Anything with a dick and semen can impregnate a female you painfully ignorant neanderthal.
But wait…isn’t puberty a prerequisite to fathering a child? Fuckin’ Bieber ain’t been there yet. The little shit doesn’t even shave (his face).
Can people not use correct grammar or at least spell correctly on this site? The amount of mistakes is unbelievable
Your sentence needs a period at the end (and not the kind that Selena will apparently stop having).
Additionally it would more properly be worded “The *number* of mistakes is unbelievable…”.
On the other hand, “The level of illiteracy…” or perhaps “The amount/level of ignorance is…” might be correct.
But you are correct. There is something about these gossip blogs that lends itself to an astounding level of stupidity.
If it’s true, she should be charged with statutory rape, since justin is under 18.
You guys are disgusting people. You get on the internet to talk shit about celebrites, You don’t even know them! So shut up and go do something better with your life. Let them be. – Selena can just have a stomach virus, & Justin is NOT a girl. – They like each other. How would you feel if someone didn’t want you and your love to be together or stalked your love life? Seriously guys, GET A LIFE.
They’re called celebrities. If celebrities can’t deal with people talking about them, then they should cease being celebrities.
No, he said when hes in love lol
These symptoms are also sign of a brain annerysum so don’t be so quick to judge.
Lol! Id laugh if this were true. I think they had sex. I mean, if ur in a room wid a hot chick lyk selena nd the hottest thing on the planet, how cud u resist? They were probably fucking lyk rabbits. And omfg. Who cres if she took of her purity ring? Gheez. she jus took a ring of. Doesn’t mean shes still not commited. Gosh, u want to sew up her vagina for ya’ll?
God, I hate text-language. Someone should shoot it.
Justin Beiber as a “baby daddy” just seems so wrong considering he looks like a 10 year old kid. What’s really odd is Sleena looks like she could be dating any guy from 18-30 and it wouldn’t look out of place. Even though he is only a year younger than her, it looks wrong.
Also what happened to her comments last September when she was asked by Ryan Seacrest whether she was dating Beiber and she was like, “noooooo!!!!!, Hell no!!!!!!”
This can’t be tru… I won’t believe it….
Wow y can’t she just have a migraine? Maybe they haven’t even done anything. Ppl r so pathetic always thinking tat wen someone is in a relationship they have to be having sex. And even if she is its not anyone’s business.
Even if this were true, their babies would be pretty hot.
Pfft she isn’t waiting for marriage. That ship has sailed. She only wanted to wait for “true love”
Just keep on trolling for those page views!
Most people teens and adults usually start with condoms but after 3-6 months of regular sex,they usually come off.Next comes a baby,hope you’re ready to get married or Maury’s gonna have more material for his show.
Selena probably got knocked up from the grown man before Bieber. Selena decided to hook up with Bieber to pin the baby on him since he probably don’t know where babies come from.
Didn’t justin beeber annouce to the whole world that he was christian… christian don’t have sex until they get marriage first.
I knew Justin beeber was bullsh!tting when he said that and I WAS RIGHT.
He might as well said I am a pharisee jew and I follow the doctrines and practices a false religious… than I would respect him for that honesty…
Call this number Justin Beeeberrr 1-800-eat-sh!t to verify what I just mention.
Just because you’re a Christian doesn’t mean you don’t have sex until you’re married. I know plenty of amazing Christian people who had sex before they were married. I myself looked into premarital sex in the Bible, and there actually isn’t that much against it from what I came across. It mostly got the father of the daughter in trouble in the Old Testament. But anyway, it’s wrong to automatically assume he’s lying about being a Christian just because he had sex. Nobody is perfect. It’s like saying because someone is for gay marriage, they can’t be religious. The Bible is against any homosexual relationship, so does that mean that if a Christian supports it they automatically are making up the fact they’re religious? Back off.
This is stupid!! First of all considering you get pregnant 14 days into your monthly cycle there has more then likely not been enough time between the trip and now, for to have missed her period and know she’s pregnant. Secondly, morning sickness generally does not set in for about a month into gestation, or until hormone levels has built to an elevated level. And yes, I more am qualified to speak to these facts being a registered nurse who has worked in the Ob/Gyn for nearly twenty years. Simply sounds like a case of a stomach virus.
Selena and Justin have been together for about 9 months now. She could have gotten pregnant a month or so ago on one of their getaways they’ve been caught going on time and time again. It couldn’t have happened in Hawaii, obviously, but there were plenty of opportunities for it to happen before that.
theyve been together that long???i thought since february??
FINALLY!!!
Someone who knows what the fuck she’s talking about. Thank you, Patty.
He didnt say he’d wait he said when he’s in love and since hes a teenage boy and his heart is in his pants then I guess it’s possible he thinks he’s in love and knocked her up but I doubt it
Who needs condems for anyways??! Just flip her upside down and top her up with Pepsi Brand Cola! Ooh Refreshing! If Coke Cola can disinigrate a rusty nail, with pepsi – there is no way she’ll be pregnant!
I’d definitely be aiming for ass to mouth action if I got Selena in the sack.
I like Justin and have since before he even became famous, and although I don’t know much about Gomez I know that Justin and Selena both came from teen parents. I think it would be tragic for Justin and Selena to be teen parents, especially since they always seem to talk about how hard it was growing up. But really, Justin and Selena haven’t been safe…they go on all of these getaways together and stay in one bedroom hotel suites with steam showers. What do you expect two teenagers, stars or not, to do in that room? Play Scrabble? More like play doctor on each other.
But really, hopefully she’s not pregnant and will feel better in a few days. It would be sad for her to be pregnant right when her new album is coming out and a movie she’s in is about to come out. Also, Justin Bieber is undoubtedly one of the biggest teen stars in the world, and you can’t deny that whether you like him or not. It would be a huge hit to both of their careers if she’s pregnant, because they’d most likely have to do what their parent’s did and end their careers to take care of a child they weren’t ready to raise.
I think that when you give 2 teens that practice abstinence a hotel room it always results in unsafe sex
They make millions and neither of them can afford the 72 hour pill? I guess even idiot kids have high chances of becoming millionaires.
That’s because there’s no shortage of kids who swallow whatever marketers and pr firms put in front of them. Heck, there are no shortage of adults who do the same. Just look at Lady Caca.
Shouldn’t there be a period after the word “swallow”?
I think she is preggers. I think it serves them right for stuffing their PDA in our faces. And when teens are taught abstinence instead of sex-ed then they always end up having sex, without protection.
Things like this make me sick… Why does the media have to do things like this…just because she is a success and so is Justin Bieber the take everything to the extreme. Sick minds at work. Leave them alone and let them be as normal as possible without creating these vicious rumors.. They are a lovely young couple let them enjoy that without starting stories because one becomes sick and has to go to an ER… Perhaps food poisining, or flu or something as simple as that is going on with her not Pregnancy. STOP this crap!!!! I know it sells but go back to much bigger fish !!!!!! My 6 yr old granddaughter asolutely loves them and to be honest even at my age I do too. If they were ever close enough to attend their concerts I would move heaven & earth to get us there. BACK OFF!!!!
Aww Debbie thats sweet to stick up for them and it dosen’t matter what the press says so what she probally dosen’t fell well i’ve read so much and it all says no she is not so stop lying if you wanna know so bad test her………no ofeense though thats just rude to say stuff to poor Selena And Justin who are young and have to deal wit all this Shit leave em alone:)
tannnk yoooh:)
i just really hope she IS prego! I think it would be funny!
justin biber is stupid and selena gomez is so asome
You’ll learn as you travel through life that people will take you much more seriously if you LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPELL!
She has to be pregnant…
There’s no way a girl can get a girl pregnant
its a rumor ts no way true, becuz justin and selena are christians and i dont think they would do that.
Headache and nausea and you jump right to pregnant? Seriously those two symptoms match many other things better. Headache is not even listed as a symptom of early pregnancy on the Mayoclinic website. In all four of my pregnancies, I do not recall headaches, but when I was dehydrated I had both a headache and nausea.
As the Mom of children that become attached to these actresses, I truly wish the media would be a bit more responsible with their “news” coverage.
Yah, it’s not like pregnancy is a part of the human existence or anything.
Just because your pregnancies sucked it doesn’t mean you, or the media, should hide the truth about sex and pregnancy from your kids. Your kids might just benefit from knowing the truth about sex and pregnancy.
Hell, rather than avoid discussing sex and pregnancy, I think schools should go all out and propose teaching children what it’s like to raise a real baby. For a few days, stick young ones with an infant. With colic. That’ll teach them to think long and hard before they screw just anyone when they’re fourteen.
I thought it sounded much more like an OD. The fact that she’s been canceling things and was still in the hospital 24 hours later probably means rehab or at least some fast acting detox drugs.
You don’t have to be a Wizard of Waverly to figure out that Beiber hasn’t even reached Puberty, Beiber should join the Canadian Army and learn how to use a musket, before he dabbles in Man Business!
He’s in puberty now so could probably get her pregnant. Let’s hope they used protection and this is something less serious. If she has an abortion we will never know. It’s too private of a thing for a celeb to let get out in the media. And if that’s the case we will have to see if their relationship lasts whatever their decision is about going through with pregnancy or not.
Think of it, DD, while you’re having circle jerks with your butt buddies in the New Marine Corp, that guy’s tapping Selena Gomez.
Bobby Dee My weakest Marine could rip you to shit in less time than it took you to type your silly statement! I’m a 25 yr. LT. COL. Married 30 years, 4 grown children, and 7 grand children! Get a haircut, and join the CORPS….do something constructive with your time PUSSCAKE!
Pop a Viagra and shut the eff up, old man.
Is that their child all big and cute?
Even though JB isn’t really all that cute and sexy (maybe a little)…heim and Selena are a really cute couple. I think it is too early that they were have sexual healing in Hawaii. But lets pray she is NOT preganant! : D
no lets pray she is pregnant because then they will be a new show on Disney channel starring the child of Selena and Justin and the parents {Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez}
Are you fucking stupid?
There’s no doubt they are having a lot of raunchy sex. Nothing wrong with it, and in fact it would be abnormal for them NOT to be doing it. After all, photos showed Justin’s fingers sliding up Selena’s ass crack and towards her you know what. Now, that’s normal behavior for a 17 year old. Though I have to admit they should’ve been more careful being public figures.
why does this fucking weather she is or she is not? its none of anyone’s business but there’s. god so shut the fuck up. there in love, let them be. my god…
Go back up thirteen posts and read the one posted for “marisol” because it pertains to you too, you useless, ignorant slut!
Oh my, he isn’t gay.
aww i love justin bieber woth all the forses if loving but with a baby omgg
Selenaa is not pregnant okkeyy?? She’s the best! Lovee her!!
Love u guys but not that much to let you talk that sheet about me, I’m not pregnannt & if I be pregnant what is your fkn problem is not of your bussnes bitches — loveU selena gomez
Seriously you guys why is it a bad thing???
Seriously. These two can actually afford to care for a baby, and they seem to be willing to learn how, unlike most ADULT parents these days.
Eh.
It’s a bad thing because neither one of them is even old enough to wave “bye-bye” yet. They’re much too young and immature to take on the responsibilities (other than financial) of raising children.
I guess on the positive side, they could all share wardrobes.
selena gomez preggo?? wtf she doin outta the kitchen