“You sure want ice cream a lot lately. Doot doot do…”
Selena Gomez was rushed to the hospital last night after taping The Tonight Show, and I’m no doctor, but her symptoms sound suspiciously like Justin Bieber ejaculated into her birth canal without a condom on during their Hawaiian getaway. TMZ reports:
Sources tell us … Gomez was feeling horrible during and after the show, complaining of nausea and a severe headache.
She was taken to a Los Angeles area hospital and is still there, undergoing tests.
We’re told the exact cause of her illness is not yet known.
In the doctors’ defense, I’m pretty sure they’ve never seen a fetus made entirely of maple syrup and miracles before. “Nurse, get in here. Is that baby holding a sign that reads, ‘This procedure would be free in Canada?’ I forgot my glasses.”
Photo: Splash News
Seriously Fish, Selena Gomez pregnant from that pussy? That’s like trying to milk A Bull!
No, pregnant from that penis.
I would LOVE to have SEX with beiber he is really HOT!!! I think he smokes to because i looked up pictures of him smoking ciggaretes but i don’t think Selena does, which stinks!!! They would be a perfect couple if they both smoked. Beiber smoking makes him so hot!!!!!! I foung like about 3 pictures of beiber smoking and i have all 3 pictures on my wall in my room!!! so cute!!! I do smoke so i would be perfect for beiber. i am only thirteen but i tasted one from my moms purse and lite it up it was pretty good and now i do it alot.i do have a child though her name is hanna she just had her fourth birthday yesterday, and stupid her she got into my ciggaretes and had one now i couldn’t find my ciggaretes till this morning when i found out she had smoked all of them because she sees me light them all the time so she figured out how to light them. so like an hour ago i went and got us both a pack because she said she would cry if i don’t get her another pack of ciggaretes. Anyway, beiber smoking rocks!!! GO beiber!!!
What is the fuck Kim? Gross. :I
*in
Kim…smoking is not hot by the way…you’ll see
@kim
how stupid do u think we are. you say you 13 and that you a daughter who is 4. which means u got pregnant at 8 and gave birth at 9. i highly doubt it. ur an idiot
Umm kim, Smoking is not good at all, Your so stupid for letting your FOUR year old child for having one! Your thirteen that means you had your kid when you were NINE years old. SLUT! You would’ve had to have your period and i doubt you did! Smoking only makes you ugly like you or your child probably are going to be if you keep it up with the smoking! DUMBASSSS!
what you are saying is really silly,but I dont think its your fault your a little girl who got knocked up and dont know thing about life.try and grow up hun for your own good.
OMG all I was doing was googling to see if there had been any official reports on whether or not she was really pregnant. Normally I don’t comment or even read this kind of crap. But after reading through this I couldn’t stop myself.
First I’m so tired of being making fun of Beiber. Or any guy that can sing like that. Peopled talked all kinds of crap about Justin Timberlake when he was in Nsync and now there are millions of people who love him. He’s actually one of those types of pretty boys that the girls fall all over in high school. People with any decency will just respect him for the talent that he has and the people who are actually jealous will continue to bash on him. When you have a movie and double platinum albums then you can open your dumb ass mouth. Selena Gomez is beautiful and just because there happen to be some jack ass with a camera taking pics of them acting in love and then had the low factor or selling it for money for their own kicks doesn’t make them sluts. They aren’t do anything more than any normal human being in a relationship does.
She is what around 19? And he is around 17? I had my oldest when I was 18 and my boyfriend (of 5 years) was 17. Not the ideal age to become a parent but there are plenty of people who couldn’t care for a pretty self sufficient cat if their lives depended on it no matter what age they are. And Religion, while although great. I was religious too. Still am and I will teach my kids that it’s best to wait till marriage as well. And I have all the respect in the world for the people who do wait. But people of all ages, religions, and parental control can make mistakes and/or think they are in love.
@ Kim and the people who commented on her comment. Doing the math you are right she would have been 9, although that is possible it is unlikely. Besides the fact that everything that was said in that whole comment was completely off the wall and probably some bored jerk who was high who wanted to see how many people he could get to react to it. And if not, then that girl, seriously needs a padded room like yesterday.
lol ok so I think I ranted enough. Now I have better things to do.
Thats so stupid why would u let a 4 year old smoke? u want her to die?
omg really your just 13 years old omg!
ew that is so gross and u so dont smoke or have a baby cuz u wood hav been 9 wen u had it were not idiots
i am realy serious Selena Gomez is my sis and since her and jb wnet out i know him
@kim yr a fckn dumbass, & imaaturee. grow up yuu supposeably 13 year old whoree. pluss guys if selena is pregnant so what she 18 already.
not to be rude or anything but how did you even get pregnant at 9?/
I was thinking the same thing how can you
u r stupid and u dont have a child if u did why did u have it with another guy u r such a lair 8)
@Haley theres no reason to call her names.. You dont know her so how do you possibly figure that she’s a slut?. And btw girls have their periods as young as 7 so uhh Whos the Dumbass now?
Yeah you are true I got my period when I was 9 so she is just a idiot girls have it at different times almost no girls get it on the same day or year or even age every one is different and you have to learn that one day be smart and if you are pregnant when you are 9 that pretty much makes you a slut sorry but she is a slut
hehe very true!!!
he dosnt have a penis
Hahhahahaha you are so true
ewww…ur really gross….slut!!!
Kim. Either you are a lying idiot.
Or Just a plain dumb a$$.
Pffffft. Oh , And lets see how ‘hot’ smoking is in about 20 years or less
It’s people like that make the rest of the world thind that americans are fucking retards.
It’s sad that, bing an american my whole life, I’m starting to agree with them.
P.S. Selena Gomez can’t get pregnant in a lesbian relationship. (assuming she was faithful to Justina bieber)
you stupid or wat?
you got problems
how can she be pregnant if she is on tour she is dancing and jumping and singing she cant be
I am 15 have 1 daughter her name is Alayna but the only reason I have her is because my parents kicked me out because they were drunk all the time and my father died. I had a boyfriend who gladly let me live with him but he was 20 and i ended up having a daughter. I loved her so i didn’t let her go. i know i messed up somewhere but it was all worth it. Go fuck urself if u don’t beleive
and me, well i drink of course, i got taught to! i smoke and drive and i can’t stop but you know what in my world drinking is hott my boyfriend Adam wants to go in to bed naked so i better get going now, i will have fun tonight! ( . ) ( . ) —-
fuck you
f me?
SO KIM, YOU GOT PREGNANT AT THE AGE OF9? YOU SLUT.
dont you think you should disaplin your daughter who is only 4 years old your so young and you smoke you can go to jail so just tell your daughter “no! crying wont get you anything and besides your to young for that” and hide when you want to smoke(: if you need anymore ideas then email me at vasquezlauren25@yahoo.com
sincerely,
lauren
vasquez
You got problems…………
Compulsive liar much? I can tell you aren’t 13. It’s also impossible for a child to have a child. You would have had to have a C-section, and you probably would have died even then. Grow the fuck up and stay off line. You are obviously getting influenced by it all.
13 really stupid little chick
WHAT THE CRAP YOUR 13, YOU SMOKE AND YOU HAVE A CHILD??!!!! YOUR LIFE IS MESSED UP NO OFFENSE
YOU ARE SO STUPID AND MESSED UP YOU ARE 13 (you claim anyway) AND YOU HAVE A 4 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER AND YOU LET HER SMOKE. YOU ARE THE BIGGEST IDIOT IN THE WORLD JUST TAKE IT FROM YOUR DAUGHTER AND TELL HER THAT ITLL MAKE HER DIE IF SHE KEEPS DOING IT.. WHICH I HOPE YOU DO DIE!! CAUSE NO 13 YEAR OLD SHOULD HAVE A CHILD, NEVERLESS LETTING THEM SMOKE!! YOU ARE SO FREAKING STUPID THAT I WANNA SHOOT YOU. IM NOT EVEN JOKING. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY WITH YOU NEW LIFE DUMBASS
I acctually feel sorry for u kim cause like if u got pregnant at thirteen and u smoke a dn drink and all that bullshit well u had to get it off sum1 so that must be ur parents so its not ur fault that ur life is like that +u cant buy ciggarettes urself so ur parents must buy them for u so i entierley blame them oh and if ur lying what r people gonna tihnk of u and ur parents and the guy who got u pregnant and it is a horrible thing cause my sister went through it but i do blame my parents well my dad since my mum died but anyway my dad got my sis pregnant i was lucky i got out in time or he wouldve made me pregnant at 13(im 16 now) and my sis was 10 at the time and were really close like bestfriends so i know what it wazs like for her but anyway my dads in jail now and my sis has a lovley lil boy jordan 3 and shes really happy and shes livin with me amd my bf i have a baby too but i waited till i was 15 though her names katie and shes 8 months and katie and jordan are really cute sorry im kinda tellin u like my lifestory or somthin anyway i do blame ur parents cause its not just that i blame my parents its that u had to get it sumwhere and i think it was ur parents well u should be proud to be so confident to have a kid and everything but i dont think u should be smoking or drinking cause its really bad for u
Successful troll is HIGHLY successful.
this is not sureeee at alllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is sick your 13 you have a child you smoke and then you let you’r 4 year old daughter who also smokes :( if she says she is gona cry if she dosent get a fag then let here cryshe wont cry for ever.
lolz im wit danielle and……………………………………………………….WDF!!!!!!!!!!! selena gomez is not pregnant cuz she IS BETTER THAN THAT!!!!!! JUSTIN BEIBER DOES NOT DESERVE HER AND U R WEIRD FOR SAYING HES HOT CUZ I THINK UR LOSING IT GIRL. U MUST BE IN LIKE 4TH GRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
two words obsessed stalker
someone ALWAYS has to post somethin stupid and controversial haw lol. sorry but this time its you kim…. that was pretty dumb of you to write
Okay, everyone. It IS possible to have a child at her age. Girl’s get there period as young as 7, my friend got hers when she was 8.
She could of got pregnet.
For the drinking and smoking goes, parent’s fault. I drank once, and I haven’t smoked but I want too. My parents drink and smoke.
So shut the fuck up. K bye.
@Kim that is stupid for you 2 let your four year old smoke! do yo uwant her to die? YOU HAD YOUR BABY AT 9! YOUR A FREAKIN SLUT
kim your nasty
Just because she is dating him doesn’t mean it is his!!!;-)
selena gomez is soooo awesome and also my idol. If selena Gomez and Justin beiber and happy together then they should be together. I think it is wrong 4 people 2 make fun of Justin Beiber by calling him names like FUCKIN BULL-SHITTER, Beaver and GAY. it is so mean. how would you like it if you were like Justin Beiber and you were called names like that. some people judge him and don’t even know half about him. look at some of the comments people wrote about him. Think about this and then consider writing nicer comments please!!!
Uhmm kim smoking is digusting and justin bieber wouldnt be that famous if he did and also he is a bit underagedd
Fuck justin he sucks ASS!!!
Omfg Kim if ur smoking at 13 andu have a daghter who is 4 and u let her smoke u both are gonna get really bad lungs i hope u feel good about yourself …..I really feel bad for ur daghter :(
didnt you know justin bieber and selena gomez broke up
ok…..that’s true…..
ok Kim ur fucked up in ur fucking head…..thats all….Congrats Justin n Selena
ikr. i dont think shes pregnant shes a christian and shes WAY better than that!!!
i dont think selena gomez is pregnant cuz if it were true it wouldve been on the news!!!!!
you cant buy ciggerates your only thirteen DUMBASS. Good job lying keep it see where that gets u.
gosh, what have u done with ur child, im very upset on what happen to u and to ur child. though ur very much overwlhemed to tell everybody that ure smoking and justin do it and it rocks ?! wtf!
Wow, i am blown away with what i read i am 30 yrs old now with 3 beautiful boys ages 10,8yrs old and 15 mothes i became a mom at 19 yeah that’s young but it happens even if you use protection” i had been with my boyfriend now husband 5yrs before i got preganant we used protection but that is not always going to be 100percent protect you but after i found out we steped it up he got a better paying job we bought a house and i enjoyed being a mom i was a mature 19yr old though i cooked and cleaned changed diapers bathed breastfed i was acting as a mother should nuturing teaching loveing” and now 30 with 3 young boys i am still doing those things and loving it.My husband and i are now stay at home parents we make good money working from home and raising are kids right with love and morals as well as disapline when needed.Were not letting are kids run around and smoke and drink and drive and have sex” that is far from cool and normal your parents kim should be reported to dhs i pray for your baby it really makes me sad to know you are a immature 13yr old mom that would let a baby!! fucking smoke that just bothers me how could you dont you have any of that special motherly love when you have a kid? somthing inside that tells you to protect and love that baby from harmful things :’( You need to grow up and quite being a shitty mom and for your parents they need to grow up and grow some parental skills i had better parental skills at 19! then your parents” but i also had very good parents” your parents should have tought you better it is really sad.And for the other immature teen slut bags that commented” who think drinking and driving and smoking and sleeping around is cool grow up! It’s not cool your going to hert somebody one day including yourself not all guys will step up to the plate like my man did now were 30 and still happily raising are 3 boys after 15 yrs :-) So you girls fucking grow up you make me sick! and i pray for your poor kids if you have any”
JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FUCKING BULL-SHITTER AND SELENA IS A SWEET GIRL THE DON’T GO TOGETHER
SELENA GOMEZ is AWESOME AND SOOOOOOOOOO PRETTY.
so what do u think is selena is pregnant?
selena gomez is not pregnant
I sure hope Selena isn’t pregers. That would suck. THey are too young.!
i think justin bieber is a MOTHERFUKER. he is so ugly and and and doesent deserve to have selina
dumbass, she is
if she is pregnant I will cry
that pussy is so fucken gurley i donno what she does see in this Gay and if she is pregnant of him that means that its the end of the world cuz my son is 2 years old and he is a father but this dick its impossible :)
you cant buy ciggerates your only thirteen DUMBASS. Good job lying keep it see where that gets u.
that guy looks like a tool
As much as I like Selena, that would be hilarious, since I seem to remember the Beaver saying something about waiting ’til marriage.
It’s always the religious kids that say they are virgins but give it up at age 15. Where can i find one?
When religious parents say sex-ed should be taught at home you can probably disregard the “ed.”
Hi there, Barry.
I am one of those “religious” kids you’re talking about, and I have 5 siblings. Not one of the 6 of us have ever “lost their virginity”.
It’s not always the religious ones.
In fact, it’s the non-religious ones losing their virginity at any age they feel like mostly.
I am also a chirstan kid and belive in abstent till marrige AND FYI IT MAINLY THE GIRLS THAT PARENT DON’T GIVE A RATS BEHIND WHAT THEY DO AND PROBALY DON’T GO TO CHURCH
you slutty bitch
His mom made him say that….but parents obviously can’t control everything.
There are three options for kids that say they will wait until marriage
1. they forget about that and bone anyway
2. somehow Jesus isn’t cool with premarital vaginal intercourse, but he gives a big thumbs up for butt-secks and blowjobs. hopefully in that order.
3. they do wait until they get married – at age 18
he never said wait till marriage. he said wait till you’re with someone you love.
Amen
He also said never say never
no he didn’t! he said wair until marriage!
Hahah yeah.
i second the motion that lindalee said
that is so fucken true
‘This procedure would be free in Canada’. well inserted lol, well inserted.
Sure it would be free, and she would still be in the waiting room.
Are you knocking the fact that we can go see a doctor anytime we’re sick, rich, poor, homesless and otherwise?? I am a born and raised Canadian who is proud of the fact that we have the luxury of going to the doctor when we need too and not have to worry about how we’re gonna pay for it or ripping ourselves a new a**hole to pay for private insurance. All three of my children were born healthy and happy with no complications or waiting periods as you claim. This article isn’t about Medical care it’s about the fact that these two kids might be in a situation neither are ready for. They can have all the money in the world it doesn’t make them ready to be parents. For both their sakes, I hope she has the stomach flu
Until you need a specialist, then good luck getting anyone for 3-4(or more) months. Might be free, but dying from complications while waiting for your omgfreesofree! doctor sucks even harder.
@
Dena
Come off it, everyone knows Canada’s health care system sucks. Have fun dying in the waiting room.
The fact is Canadian health care is Awesome and you people who have never experienced the system should Shut Up. As an American, I have been hospitalized in Toronto and it was the best care I have ever recieved. If you are in an emergency situation, you are taken care of immediately. If it is a non emergency, you may have to wait for the proceedure, – like in the US. Has anyone tried to get an appointment with a Dr that doenst take months of waiting–expecially to see a specialist–?
I just think she is probably sick. She has been traveling all over the place and easily could have picked up some virus somewhere. but pregnancy would not surprise me, since it is known fact that purity wearing teens when they do have sex tend to NOT use protection. That is why that entire movement is a LOAD OF CRAP.
Amen, brother B, praise the lawd & pass the condoms!
Sounds like these two didn’t pray hard enough after sex.
i love justin bieber and selena gomes iam thier #1 fan but i will stop being thier fan if selena gomez is prgnant
If so? she just threw her career out the window for a little white peen,,,LOL
nah, those two little twits can get their next gig on teen mom
Nah, Salena’s not preggers, she just went in to have a pre-frontal lobotomy. — Yer pal, Ferrari Bubba
whatdo u mean
im sure ur face really IS a dick
Salena Gomez likes gay men. 1st that Jonas Brother she dated and now a boy who sings like a girl and wears earrings in both ears. That is only Ok if you are a girl or a pirate.
Or any race except white. It just looks like he’s trying to hard to be a playa.
Yes! Amen…I hate when guys wear 2 earrings. And 2! puhhhlease..
stop all the “hating” whatever will be will be. im sure if and when they do have a child their parents will be taking care of he/she. yes, they both are way too young, but, its their lives they will be screwing up…….
Huh. It was Joe who is probably gay. I don’t know about Nick. (Sorry, but I truly can not see who is gay or not.)
omg funny. ikr.
Is it actually possible to get knocked up by an Usher-Beiber-ipede?
Wouldn’t be an immaculate conception??
Bieber: “No way, we did it doggy-style. She was behind me the whole time.”
lol!
LMAO!!!
LMAO
hahahaha :’D
ROFLMFAO
These comments are killing me!
funni lmao
thats so dame funny i can aso imagen that my self on a gay porn video that a girl may watch (im a guy so) btw i read this 2 see if it was true and apreantly she has most of the side afects of the first trimster (there are three and i no my spelling sucks ass ok so get over it) but still doggy stile lol and this kind of proves selinas actin like ales if thats true (i no its not though)
OMG! STFU everybody knows just because yuh can sing on a high pitched tone does not classify yuh as gay also… just STFU everyone of yawl sound so stupid… ignorant bitches!
She probably had an early hormonal abortion and is having some rough side effects.
Get well Selena! You’ll be back in the saddle in no time. Make him wear a condom every time even if he whines like a bitch about it. Use line “It’s for your protection too loverboy”.
What the hell is a hormonal abortion? The “day after” pill?
I usually just punch them in the stomach.
AKA: RU486 or “medical” abortion.
An increasing % of early terminations in the US are done that way now. Less trauma on the body & risk for complications.
And no crazy bible thumpers picketing outside the pill bottle.
RU486 can make you hemorage to death….its not that safe.
It’s safer than surgical abortion.
Childbirth is much more likely to kill a woman than any type of legal abortion.
that was f*ckin funny
i dont think there is a hormonal abortion there is either you fall someone punched you in the stomach you drank a pill or you got shot and died
RU486 is not safer than a surgical abortion. It’s still pretty safe, but complications are definitely more common. Plus sometimes it doesn’t complete and a surgical abortion becomes necessary.
“RU486 can make you hemorage to death….its not that safe.”
It is safe.
How many Americans have died from complications after taking RU486 this year? A handful, if any at all. How many have died from using aspirin and other over the counter pain killers? 16500 per year.
Let this be a lesson to lesbians about the risks associated with scissoring.
LULZ!
But fa’real doe…. don’t let it be true. It’s enough with this little fucker already. I mean… CMT awards… Justin Bieber shows up. What the fuck America?
nobody needs to go to the ER for stomach pain or a headache i bet it was all BULLSHIT
who the hell goes to the ER because they have a headache and feel sick to their stomach? seems a bit drastic.
my wife did once, it was from her anemia…
Actually those can be symptoms of a brain tumor or spinal meningitis.
or a hangover.
and a brain worm/worms in general.
i think she just hasnt ben eating right
lol to all of the above! (Sept the 1 right above me cuz that could be true)
also i think beiver made here take a pain killer and that made the baby sick (if she got 1 with i dont no yet) also if see did take enoth 2 get high and the baby dies (i takes about 30)
and what fucking hospital runs test on someone for a headache and nausea? i can see if she’s been like this for a few days, but for a few hours doesn’t necessitate a trip to the hospital.
She’s a “Star”. You know they get different treatment than us peons.
Agreed, I’m curious what these “tests” would entail.
“Do you feel sick?”
“Yes”
Any NEW headache of severe and intense pain should be checked out. With a “severe headache and nausea”, eh, probably just a migraine. But…same symptoms could be indicative of a tumor of some type.
And guys, come on. I thought those nimrods over at tmz were all about a “Beiber baby”. But over here also? Ah hell, what am I talking about. This sites worse! Lol
C’mon, they’re kids. Having fun, dating, goofing off, same things we did as kids. Sex…ok, possibly. But I have to believe Selena is waaayy smarter than to go unprotected, even if he wasn’t.
Those are the only 2 symptoms the general public knows of. She could have others. The doctors would need to know her medical history. Then, there’s the waiting time that most ERs have. And her symptoms could have been severe. Also, doctors may be worried if they can’t find an EXACT cause of her symptoms and want to run a series of tests to rule things out and narrow her symptoms down to one cause.
You’d be going to the clinic to if any sick day you take would cost you tens of thousands of dollars, if not more.
Now he has ruined my love of Mill St. when will his path of destruction end
wtf tht shit is fake n selena gomez u fucked up ur life now every one is sayin o ur to gurly u cant sing n shit n y u datin tht gay fuck
Is he circumcised? We should get a discussion about circumcision going!
Shut the hell up.
The T on his hat stands for tool
You can get pregnant by rubbing your vaginas together? Shit…
Ok I will tell you !!! Its either a migrane or A uRINARY TRACK INFECTION !!! wHEN FIRST TIMES ENGAGE IN SEX THAT NASTY LITTLE U.T.I TRAVELS UP THE BLADDER TO THE KIDNEYS,,,,AND THERE IT IS VOMITING NAUSEA AND ALL KINDS OF BAD !!!! THAY JUST MADE EVERYBODY LOOK AND GASP!!!TRICKS ON THE PAPS….SUCKERS
Jeez! Finish up fourth grade, learn how to put a coherent sentence together, then come back and post some more. And stop yelling.
Get your facts straight, too. Never had a migraine along with a UTI. Had 2 UTIs in my lifetime, and I was a virgin both times. No kind of sex whatsoever, none. Thank you.
Just because you didn’t have a head ache with your UTI doesn’t mean anything. And no you don’t have to have sex to get a UTI. But in experienced people when they first start having sex and before they learn the tricks most often do end up with UTI’s when they first start being sexually active. Not to mention that some people are just prone to them and sex increases that. I am one of those people who are just prone to them sex or not. I’ve had more than a dozen of them and probably more that turned into a kidney infection and everyone has different symptoms so yes, a headache is a possibility. Some times I get head aches with them sometimes I don’t. Nausea can cause a head ache, so can pain.
I’d do her.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww dats fricken gay whats wrong witchu????? WEIRDO!!!!!!!!!
Mill St Brewery!!!!!
This little slut took Beebers hot, creamy, load of jizz up her sniz. Wish I were her.
You’re fired.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“visiting his family in Toronto. Possibly to tell them the good news” -
The good news being that she was sensible & got an immediate abortion….amiright?
no ur not F****** right i wish u were killed when u were a kid dont sit there and say kill the kid so she dosnt have to take care of it real ur pathatic
“Tests” as in pregnancy tests? Cracked the case!!!
Of course, when I said that she was totally getting an abortion when their vacation pics were posted, it got removed… at least i couldn’t find it again… She is not going to have a baby, one way or the other.
well if she was she shouldnt ur pathatic no oneshould kill a god dam babby
Shut the fuck up, hoe. You don’t know people’s struggles, so who are you to talk? How about you fucking focus on the kids who are abandoned?
what a joke. babies are sacred but people are objects to be used and abused. the way people treat each other i am surprised more people are not for abortion. and yes its necessary, not everyone can afford or can care for a child. If a meth/heroin/crack addict got pregnant and after weeks of using found out about the baby would you really think that child should be born into this cruel world ?
*sigh* … that’s it.
BAHAHA…vying for a spot on mtvs teen mom? all those raunchy photos of them together i would not doubt she is pregnant, it looked as if her pussy was trying to swallow little justins body ,LOL
I thought your balls had to drop in order to have kids.
Going to the emergency room for a headache . Called an ambulance instead of a cab .
How typical !
LMAO! His weiner is probably so small, the condom just slid right off!
“I LOOK JUST LIKE KANYE NOW, DON’T I BITCH?????!!!!!!”
“(Sigh) yes”
LOL
If she is pregnant,she should go to jail for being a pedophile,considering that Beiber is underage.Pregnant behind bars would be funny as hell.
She cant get arrested if Justin wanted to have sex with her
Once again: the age of consent is 16 or 17 in all but a dozen states, and most of those states have “close in age” exemptions that would apply to 18-year-old Selena.
I was always wondering since it is ok they are dating, the first time they have sex it is a crime considering their ages. I know the law and reality sometimes don’t intersect.
ur r so damn right, i hope she goes to jail for being a slut or having sex with an underage like BULL-SHITTER: JUSTIN BEIBER
Statutory rape charges anyone?
Yes …please !!! Tjank you camp Disney …
Lame try at jacking Samantha Ronson’s swagger, Bieber. SamRo has more testosterone in her titties than you’ll ever have without clinical assistance.
That’s awesome…
she cant be pregnant even if they had sex without protection…beaver boy has to go through puberty first
Is it possible for a fetus to commit suicide? Because I am pretty sure anyone would rather kill themselves then call Justin Bieber their father!
lol u said it man i can imagine that!
MTV better get their crap together and nab these two for the next series of Teen Mom! I’ll be staying tuned…
shut up
Stop it you guys quit be in mean.
Justin
Yeah, your Bieber. Sureeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
haha, justin bieber getting selena prego. haha hes to stupid to get tht far.
TRUE DAT!! TRUE DAT!!! FUCKEN ASS BITCH SELENA GOMEZ
true. he wouldn’t know what to do in the first place.
“wait, where does this go?”
OMG!!! SELENA GOMEZ PREGGERS?!?!?!
huh he better stop doing her OR ELSE…Telling me to stop being MEAN. if i had the rights to go over there and give him a busted lip and jack him I REALLY WOULD
Does anyone else notice the new tattoo on his left elbow?!!!
I do!! : D
Haha, I did too.
Most likely she got a migraine!!!
hey im latina and thats mostly mexicans im dominican
fuck you
The latinas do tend to get pregnant more often because they won’t do oral.
Nah, they just tell you they don’t do oral.
hey why you saying mexicans get pregnant faster you f*ken racies biches
Haha that’s funny. Let’s see his worshiping fans try to justify his actions since it’s something ‘he’d never do.’
She’ll probably have an abortion to save their careers, unless Just Bieber talks her out of it for ‘religious reasons’ then his career will slide and he’ll end up ODing on drugs and alcohol to escape his crummy life. The ‘innocent’ ones fall the hardest.
He won’t talk her out of an abortion. The religious righteous ALWAYS find a way to do what they preach against. They always find a way to justify that its ok FOR THEM. Just like my extreme southern baptist sister on her THIRD marriage. Its ok for her, just nobody else.
Justin’s views on abortion just got a little more relevant.
Young adult with severe nausea and headache . . . first thing anyone with any sense will think is “Bacterial Meningitis.” Which can be fatal within a few hours.
Dubious anyone with sense knows that several diseases present the same or similar symptoms initially. Thats why diagnosis is left to doctors. thats why tests are needed and medical decisions are not left solely up to doctors’ gut feelings. Ha. Anyone with sense. The severe nausea and headache could be a hangover.
You know people, it is impossible for a female to empregnate another of her own kind. Trust me, I’m a Doctor!! XD
A doctor would be able to spell “impregnate” correctly.
it is sad that one can’t go to the hospital with out others making up stories. You people need to get a real life if that is even possible.
Dude looks like a young, less busted samantha ronson. Just saying.
So, when will she be spotted in Iowa on “vacation”?
The only thing in Iowa is endless corn fields.
and really good abortion docs. im honestly shocked, the “free” medical care line sunk in, but the traditionally liberal crowd for whom abortion is actively promoted, didn’t pick up on the joke…….*sigh*.