I heard they named it Edward Cullen Gomez-Bieber.
Selena Gomez was rushed to the hospital Thursday night after complaining of nausea which sounds odd considering she spends her free time eating McDonald’s and watching the kid she lost her virginity to make faces like this. Anyway, apparently she’s been in and out of the hospital all weekend for tests, according to TMZ:
Sources tell us Gomez has undergone a number of tests for blood pressure issues, but so far … doctors have not been able to determine what is causing the problem.
Oh … as for the rumors going around she’s pregnant … totally untrue.
Wait. If it’s “totally untrue” she’s pregnant today, but it was totally true (in wild, speculative theory) she was on Friday… NO. Justin Bieber hates abortion. It’s at the top his list of Dislikes between Bullies and Rainy Days. Next, you’re going to tell me likes homework now. MY WHOLE WORLD IS A LIE!
Photos: Splash News
Thats family on Justin’s side. No child of them.
No… Really???
Go away spambot
In two years, she’ll be dating him.
FAIL they have broke up
Oh, it must be true if TMZ says is. Just like it was true that a 12 year-old could bully a 16 year-old. And that football player who says he had an affaire with Kim Bigarsian? He’s not participating in a publicity stunt for her TV show, he’s a jerk.
it’s easy: EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE IN CALIFORNIA!!
It’s pretty obvious what’s going on – Justin’s drugging her so she doesn’t realise she’s missing out on her rebellious teenage years and being turned straight into good, childbearing Stepford Wife material at age 18. Note the momscarf. Wind back the dose just a little Justin (and next time make sure you get your doctors in there first to gloss over the situation before she has any more of these dangerous independant ideas like seeing her own doc).
Um, she is 18.
Yes, that’s what I said. Your point is…?
I’m just going to say this. I bet her snatch smells like strawberries.
nah it smells like sugar smacks
Bieber appears to have about as much athletic ability as Stephen Hawking… they even make similar faces.
DEERRRP!
Eating McDonalds – I smell contrived product placement payment.
She spends her free time eating McDonald’s and now she’s in and out of the hospital for nausea all weekend…and you can’t make the connection?
Oh, that’s right…McDonald’s advertises here.
Haha! A child can’t ruin my career. It’s not possible……What? Jamie Lynn who?
SO Canadian.
Either stories about disney kids attract the most idiotic tweens in the country, or the readers of this site are just losing their ability to grasp sarcasm.
I think the later is more possible. I know that this just making fun of her, but I just was not in the mood of it.
If you people had paid some attention at biology lessons, you all should have known that you can’t have an abortion, at this stage of pregnancy. So it is impossible.
Besides, it was food poisoning and exchausion.
huh?
What did not you understand?
We didn’t understand ‘exchausion’. Probably because it’s spelled e-x-h-a-u-s-t-i-o-n.
Oh. It seems that I wrote it wrong. I meant exhaustion. Thats what you get when you are a bit in a hurry.
Oh! that’s just the Bieb sitting on her lap! he just got himself a new outfit and hair cut…so tender, LOL
he got a yellow card playing soccer and a green card playin Selena
oh please let this be a high speed video capture of a ball going the speed of sound…
Holy crap, he mastered telekinesis too?
lol has she never seen a nugget, whats happening here? lol
I have to say that the title of this article has me cracking up.
Being the gentleman that I am, I´ll just say that Selena is one of the few girls I´d bang and still stick around in the morning to treat her to some McD´s (Subway just doesn´t make good breakfasts, but I digress) and a morning quickie…I´m too classy
wow cool
is that your baby
Shame on y’all of Selena is not pregnant, lesbian couples can’t get pregnant.
She just had a very bad case of beaver fever xD
REALLY?!?! This is so stupid! She could’ve been babysitting, with family and friends, or who knows; people are always giving her children to hold so they could take pictures! This is such an idiotic thing to do, they’re just wasting people’s time!!!
And this is the face Justin made when he took off his chastity belt and got Selena knocked up.
yes this is the face lol!!!
Umm,,, Maybe its a relatives baby?! Just becuase shes holding a baby doesnt mean its hers .. I mean really?!
Fish, I just read all of today’s posts, and I have to say that I haven’t laughed out loud that much in a while. You and your writers were on a roll today. Edward Cullen Gomez-Bieber….lol.
its Jaxon Bieber, Justin’s brother…while Justin was playing soccer in Canada, she was on the sidelines cheering for him, and of course, the family was there and Selena loves Justin’s brother and sister sooo yeah, if she was pregnet, why wasnt her belly the size of a beach ball?
Omg Selena and Justin just broke up no lie e news Confirmed that she sent a text saying it’s over between us Justin why brake his heart
They did not broke up. There are even rumors that Justin wants to marry Selena.
is this true
“ugh do I HAVE to touch this hand? is it clean? Yo Selena get me a baby wipe”
HURR DURR
i like how you guys think that that is selena and justin baby but its not that is JAXSON BIEBER justin bieber half brother get your fact right
I honestly think that Selena Gomez is not pregnant!! she’s only like 16! and its obvious that Justin bieber isn’t the “father” cause he’s a kid!
that not hers
COME ON
Dumb-ass, if she was supposedly “pregnant,” the baby would still be inside her.
justin bieber is a mother fucking king of gays she could never do that she just had a beaver fever
hehehheh!!! lol it’s so true!!!
Look up “ectopic pregnancy”. It would explain a lot.
Dude that baby could hav been her cousin or brother or anything but it’s not her son. if it were she would hav been fat nd I could hav pointing at her nd laugh nd call her names. The bìtch just had food poisoning that’s all if she were prego she would hav been throwing up nd eat alot!!! Ok so calm down ppl……
that is defently not selena and justins baby dah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I
I LOVE Selena but i hate justin bieber !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even though I am a P3 but I know that is not Selena’s son or Justin’s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo i belive that is your baby but dah nottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
and also i hope selena not justin to come to hong kong yooooooooooo(yo):)
and remember to call 96573974 or 74305830 thank you for enjoying the dumest thing EVER OH me and my friend are only P.4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
man… if that’s really her baby than it’s that baby very lucky!!!! i mean: a baby needs milk, milk comes from boobies, so he has to suck her tits for milk!! or he van suck the tit without the milk!!?? man i wish i was that baby:P
That baby could hav been anything but not selenas baby. If it were hers she would been fat nd I would hav been pointing nd laughing at her. And she would hav been pukeing nd eating alot!!! Nd Justin nd Selena dont hav blonde hair!!!
yuck!!!! bieber and selena combined???? i wonder how that baby will look like
That is Jaxon Bieber. She was in Canada with Justin for his little sister Jasmyn’s birthday. And the next day he was playing a game of soccer or “football” and she was holding him. SELENA GOMEZ ISN’T HAVING A BABY AND HAS NEVER HAD ONE!
Hi u my favorite singer
THIS IS A PIECE OF POOP!! DONT LISTEN 2 IT THAT BABY LOOKS AT LEAST 2!!!! WE WOULD OF HEARD ABOUT THIS A AS SOON AS SOON AS IT WAS BORN! AND ANYWHO THERE 2 YOUNG!
That is not there baby! Wow some people must get so freaking bored and make up such BIG lyes! ALSO HOW IS IT THAT OLD ALREADY THEN!??! IF SHE WAS IT WOULD HAVE BEEN KNOWN ABOUT ALONG TIME AGO!