Selena Gomez: ‘I Made Mistakes’

June 17th, 2011 // 61 Comments

For those of you playing the home game, here’s what Selena Gomez has admitted to in the past week that I’m not supposed to think are signs Justin Bieber immaculately put a baby in her:

Friday: Nausea.
Monday: Blood pressure issues.
Tuesday: Low iron.
Thursday: Junk food cravings.

And now today? Making mistakes and keeping them to herself. Via People:

“I’m human, I’m not perfect. I make mistakes all the time, but I guess my job is to keep those mistakes to myself, which I’m already fine doing and just try to be the best I can be for those kids.”

And speaking of doing the best she can for kids, I took the liberty of adding captions to Selena’s Good Morning America concert this morning as well as posting the new video featuring the father of her child and his new best friend. I think we found ourselves a godfather. “Honey, Chris Brown is one the sweetest guys I kno- CHRIS, NO, NOT AGAINST THE CAR DOOR! That’s not how you burp them.”

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News


  1. Gareth

    I’d impregnate her.

  2. Richard McBeef

    At least she took her awful song off of you tube earlier today. Oh wait, that’s a different 13 year old shitty singer.

  3. Burt

    The “never wanted to be a role model” bit sounds almost as if it’s pre-damage control in case something does come out.

  4. RoboZombie

    Why doesnt she make a mistake and release a “tape”…?

  5. Annie Bieber

    Shes an other slut who wants the spotlight. Stupid ho -.-

  6. Nate

    Wait.. so she is pregnant? Stop speaking in riddles man!

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    No ass shot in those jeans?

  8. PunkA

    Baby stuff is a smokescreen. She is a Disney girl, and that means drug issues. See Demo Lovato, see Miley Cyrus, see the rest. The Disney crew is infamous for drugs. After being with little Beiber is enough to turn anyone into a coke hound. Selena OD’s, had issues, smoke some weed and go the munchies. Pretty simple.

  9. The Critical Crassness

    Must have been a tough new week because Fish has had to stretch to 30 second sound bites from “Ms.Perky Tits” Disney into 5 days worth of postings.

  10. shestiny

    i think it’s obvious she’s anorexic.
    all she eats is a piece of m&m at the movies?

  11. Dean Keaton

    ” And then , the tried to put it in my mouth !”

  12. Dean Keaton

    “And then , he bent me over a chair!”

  13. Craig

    Immaculate conception? Just in time for fathers fay

  14. Jenny with a Y

    Oh, please – their kid will be just fine so long as they make sure to teach it never to peep Uncle Chris’ phone.

  15. I think her first mistake was dating Justin Beiber in the first place. Now, if she WAS pregnant I can guarantee you she isn’t pregnant anymore. those tests in the hsopital for a whole weekend tell me she did some severe damage control to her career and reputation. Seeing the pictures of Brittney Speares flabby torn apart stomach must have made her realize that she couldn’t keep the baby if she wanted to keep her rising star from fading out before its time.

  16. anonymous

    she’ll come out with the eating disorder tell all when her career plateaus. she just needs some real meat in her diet. not justin’s beiber

  17. Veronika Larsson

    Not sure I understand all the vitriole directed at Selena Gomez. Selena seems a rather pleasant, if only modestly talented, young woman.

    Whatever problem she’s dealing with, it’s personal. If you Selena wanted you to know, she’d tell you.

    That said, given Disney’s history of turning out child stars who have severe difficulties adjusting to adult life in their 20s, I hope that Selena stays away from drugs, fake friends, and other human leeches…it’s not easy in the entertainment business. I wish her luck.

    • Michael

      Well, once you hear from her over a thousand times, you get exhausted. But I’m with you, I’m not on the Selena Gomez hate train. I mean, isn’t she part of some big deal charity? You can’t go wrong with that.

  18. I’d like to believe she got pregnant but when the clothes came off, Justin and Selena probably spent hours arguing over whose ass sphincter would get penetrated.

  19. AleisterCrowley

    I think Beiber’s alot younger than we’ve been told. Every other boy his age has body hair. Their voice has changed and they have some muscle tone. How old are you when your junk starts working before puberty?

    • Richard McBeef


    • Brooke

      I keep thinking that too. I just hung out with a friend of mine with a 15-year-old and 19-year old son, and one was all pimply and going through the changes and the other looks like he’d finished up a year before and was pretty much as much an adult (physically) as he’s going to get. Justin Bieber looks, sounds, and acts like a 14-year-old who has been told he’s God.

      Even Michael Jackson could grow facial hair…

  20. Bieber is young. Young people make mistakes. He just got confused, because he’s used to not having to pull out when he’s having sex with Usher.

  21. the captain

    no no no, her father did.
    HE was the one who dumped his sperm in her mother’s vagina, folks!!

  22. Fred O. File

    I’d love to line her and her other little Disney teen cock teasers up in one large fuck line. If ya gonna show it, wiggle it, or flaunt it, prepare to be boarded little bitches.

  23. Brooke

    “but I guess my job is to keep those mistakes to myself”

    So… abortion, right?

  24. Gary B

    If I was Justin I sure would be trying to get all up in that.

  25. “That’s funny, I’ve never had to go to the hospital for eating too many snickers….LOLZWTF!” – Snooki, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Love Hewitt

  26. ReadHead

    “I just try to be the best I can be for THOSE KIDS.”? So, it’s twins?

  27. Damien

    What would ruin her “career” faster than just a pregnancy?————
    A sexual offender conviction. If there was a pregnancy it’s proof of Statutory Beiber Rape. She has two career shredding scandals in one.
    It would be hard to be a “star” with all those restrictions about where you live, and where you can’t go, and who you can and can’t be around,—- and don’t forget to register so everyone in the neighborhood knows about your crimes…………

  28. Maximilian

    This reminds me off one 17year old girl i fucked the other day…her panties smelled like strawberries..She should remake/rename the movie Children of men to Children of Selena’s…

  29. Bison

    You know….all those symptoms are also symptoms of a hangover – albeit a hangover’s a lot less exciting than a miraculous maple syrup pregnancy.

  30. Jesse

    I’d love to drop a nut up I’n it.

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    Kind of sad how ashamed she is of it. She made the right decision and she could have been honest about it and been a positive spokesperson for girls going through similar situations.

  32. HAHA

    It was the metachlorians!!!

  33. NightmareCentral

    So did her parents.

  34. D in dubai

    ok so i hate both of them but you gotta feel sorry for her. not only is everybody (especially ME) asuming she’s pregnant but who would wanna be pregnant with justins baby. it would be teased all the time for having hair and a voice like a girl. any anyway if she isn’t pregnant then…well…oh please what am i saying, of course she’s pregnant. i’m surprised he even could make a baby. it’s gonna be tuff for her cause i doubt disney will want a pregnant star and she’s a role model for losers everywhere.

    in summary she is pregnant, i really dont like them both and aborion is probably the best summary!

  35. Obviously the baby was put inside of her by God. Like the virgin Mary. Well, maybe not. She is dating the Canadian Christ child. Maybe she got Bieber pregnant. I wouldn’t put it past them. It wouldn’t be the same holy Bieber baby if Selena pushed it our of her chocolate flavoured toco.

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    is her hair really that long, or is it extensions?

  37. Selena Gomez Pregnant Good Morning America Central Park
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    aw, shes cute.

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