Justin Bieber Turned Selena Gomez To The Dark Side (Get It? Because He’s Black)

On Monday night, Selena Gomez was spotted clubbing with Justin Bieber after spending the entire day with him in Malibu. And now last night, she had the cops called to her house after throwing a “rager” which is a term I didn’t think anyone born after 1982 actually uses, and yet here we are. TMZ reports:

Selena Gomez had a rager at her house Tuesday night … and it got so out of hand cops were called.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … Selena’s Hidden Hills, CA neighbors were so pissed off at the loud noise coming from her house at around 11:30 PM … they called police. The cops responded and warned Selena and company to turn down the volume or else.
One neighbor tells TMZ … the noise was so ear-crushing her windows were rattling.

According to Selena’s family – who for the record, she fired – she’s told them she’s back together with Justin because he’s “cleaned up his act,” but they’re not buying it. Which racism aside, is just plain bigoted against Christianity in general. The poor kid dunked his head in a bathtub for Jesus, so obviously he’s a whole new person now. What more do you need? Whoever he was before went down that drain. In fact, don’t even call him Justin anymore. Call him Rakeem The Righteous. #OneLove

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