Justin Bieber Turned Selena Gomez To The Dark Side (Get It? Because He’s Black)

June 18th, 2014 // 26 Comments
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On Monday night, Selena Gomez was spotted clubbing with Justin Bieber after spending the entire day with him in Malibu. And now last night, she had the cops called to her house after throwing a “rager” which is a term I didn’t think anyone born after 1982 actually uses, and yet here we are. TMZ reports:

Selena Gomez had a rager at her house Tuesday night … and it got so out of hand cops were called.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … Selena’s Hidden Hills, CA neighbors were so pissed off at the loud noise coming from her house at around 11:30 PM … they called police. The cops responded and warned Selena and company to turn down the volume or else.
One neighbor tells TMZ … the noise was so ear-crushing her windows were rattling.

According to Selena’s family – who for the record, she fired – she’s told them she’s back together with Justin because he’s “cleaned up his act,” but they’re not buying it. Which racism aside, is just plain bigoted against Christianity in general. The poor kid dunked his head in a bathtub for Jesus, so obviously he’s a whole new person now. What more do you need? Whoever he was before went down that drain. In fact, don’t even call him Justin anymore. Call him Rakeem The Righteous. #OneLove

Photos: Splash News


  1. Selena Gomez Cameltoe Cleavage Legs Borderfest
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    Body? OK.
    Face? Chipmunk.

  2. Selena Gomez Cameltoe Cleavage Legs Borderfest
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    nice side flab.

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  4. Karma

    I hear that Just… ooops I mean “Rakeem” and his bitch
    were rolling joints the size of Cuban Cigars at that party.
    It’s good to know that “Rakeem’s” latest rehab is going
    oh so well, and that Salena is following down his spiral.

  5. JC

    How long until the video of him dropping some choice slurs for Mexicans? And then she breaks up with him again? And then forgives him again?

  6. She has a classic case of Stockholm syndrome.

  7. Short Round

    Ahh, youth. Where would we be without the irrepressible mix of inexperience, arrogance, sense of invincibility, and short sightedness. Well, I’d probably had a job…

  8. brick

    All I care about is when’s she going to stop wearing a shirt?

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    Lohan-bloat becomes no-one

  10. She might be nice to look at and fantasize about (which is, indeed, arguable), but judging by her behavior she has the IQ of a cancelled postage stamp.

    • I see Selena Gomez the same as I see Britney Spears: a highly-programmed Disneybot who is falling apart once she gets out from under the control of her parents.

      Britney had her meltdown and ended up as a ward of her father, basically told where to live and what to do by order of the court. She’s not a fully functioning adult who can make her own choices and never will be.

      Selena’s headed in that direction.

  11. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    “The poor kid dunked his head in a bathtub for Jesus”

    They didn’t hold him underwater long enough. Ten minutes is the minimum, trust me.

  12. Latino lesbians are idiots when it comes to relationship material. Jeez.

  13. Selena Gomez Cameltoe Cleavage Legs Borderfest
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    That black girl in the back is thinking “I went to Juilliard!!!”

  14. Seriously, she is actually mentally retarded, right?

  15. anonym

    20 year olds with their own home are so fucking annoying.

    Inconsiderate selfish little fucks.

  16. kery

    Selena is a stupid bitch!!

  17. never understood what the big deal is with her. her body is weak and devoid of shape and her face is unpleasant.

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