Selena Gomez’s Underwear Says ‘Good Morning’

February 20th, 2012 // 83 Comments

Because one day her Disney overlords will allow a maple-fetus in her womb to be birth thus ushering forth a new era of poppin’ and lockin’ under a one-world government demanding you bear the Mark of the Beast, here’s Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber taking his little siblings to the beach for a fun afternoon of their future sister-in-law showing them where Justin pours the Mrs. Butterworth. It was a learning adventure for all, but all you get is this black shadow that your brain will do a surprisingly remarkable job trying to make you think you’re looking at a vagina. For we are “fearfully and wonderfully made, mostly to be poured over delicious waffles of the Lord shall pancakes be not at hand,” Syrup Psalms 139:14.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Roofies Yum

    lol, you said “Ushering.”

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    MrG
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    Are the paparazzi eligible for the Medal of Honor?

  3. cc

    It’s a pity about Justin Bieber showing up.

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    KC
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    Really?!

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    Ruckus
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    I can smell the pico de gallo

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    K
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    I stopped at picture #2. For whatever reason, this one feels like a real invasion of privacy.

  7. Thank you for the zoom feature, but I still could not see clear up into her uterus. Please advise when that changes.

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    I like to go clam digging on the beach but this is a whole new level of clammy.

  9. lolwut

    I’d hit it. Oh, wait, she’s 18, right?

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    For Sale: One used pink tea bag. Suitable for dunking.

  11. TheListener

    Pink panties or just a pink bikini bottom?

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    stacy
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    Entrance to the Promised Land.

  13. “Paradise Cove”, eh? *giggle, snort*

  14. El Jefe

    I am confused why anyone would get aroused over this?

    Even if it were panties and not a bikini, what the hell is the difference? They look the same. Millions of women walk beaches everyday in bikini tops and bottoms, how the hell is a super small shot of a bikini/panty drool worthy?

  15. Tony Foxtrot

    Delicious.

  16. Anybody else have the sudden taste for a little taco?

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    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver
    straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The
    target area is only two meters wide. It’s a small thermal exhaust
    port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the
    reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should
    destroy the station.

  18. This relationship between Selena and “The Bieber” is really getting terribly depressing. I’ve had it…

    BANG!

    Fuck, I missed.

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    V
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    You wonder why celebs hate the paps. These picture are of a family with children. Get out of the gutter when you take pictures.

  20. I like the way this is heading but can you post upskirts without small children in the shots?

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    Mia
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    She’s at the beach so more than likely that’s a bathing suit. Whoopee.

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    LeRoy
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    Mmmm, looks like she’s squatting to take a poop. I came.

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    LeRoy
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    i want to stick my cock in her bean hole

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    turd da third
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    where’s the string?

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    tayyy
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    messed up article.. wtf you photographing this?

  26. NewGuy

    I want to stick my penis in her vagina.

  27. Dissapointed

    I’m disgusted by how you people and hollywood jump at every opportunity to make her look bad.

    At least it’s not on purpose like those other Disney whores. At least Selena has dignity.

    • lolwut

      Make her look bad?! We’re objectifying her as something we want to stick our collective manhood in. How is that making her look bad?

      If I wanted to make her look bad I would have pointed out that being the only Mexican on the beach with a couple of Canadian whitebreads makes her look like the hired help.

  28. the snowman

    idiots: SHE JUST LOST PUBERTY!!

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    Beiber
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    Bonerific!

  30. Mr Obvious

    I know she’s over 18, but I still feel dirty looking at these pictures. She looks so damn young.

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    pillu
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    OHMYGAWDD

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    Kristen
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    That poor girl must be at home crying about this right now…

    • vgirl

      I’m sorry but she knows exactly what she is doing. The beach is always breezy and any female knows if you wear a short dress/skirt to the beach you will inadvertently or purposely expose your panties. That’s how I reeled in my husband on our first date.

  33. lol

    http://media.victoriassecret.com/product/prodpri2/V300537_RCT01.jpg
    here is the black and pink panties she was using in the beach ;)

  34. Man

    Not going to fap to the turd that fucks Justin Bieber. Not today, not tommorow and never for all eternity.

  35. Mike

    I just wanted to say, who ever posted this is fucked in the head. You really think posting upskirt pics is news or in any way acceptable? Please go play in traffic

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    vgirl
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    She’s doing the vietnamese squat! She would fit right in at Ho Chi Minh public restrooms.

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    fapityfapfap
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    fapped.

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    Bean
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    “Lookin’ like a foo with yo pants on the ground”

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    Mic
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    Even the kid doesn’t want to be near her.

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    Mic
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    Quick. I see cameras. Look interested. Hey, it’s me, Selena Gomez, with JUSTIN BIEBER’s family. OMG Am I famous now?

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    looks like she would be a good mum

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    mypenisforgirls@gmail.com
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    I like to fuck her pusy

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    anonym
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    now that’s how you bend over like a lady.

    nice twat

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    TaT
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    I think she’s absolutely adorable, but, she needs to eat some food, the crouch of her bikini is drooping off of her.

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    Sam Hain
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    That creepy dude from youtube’s head just exploded!

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    Nun
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    Sick

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    Bob Ranch
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    I want her to shit on my chest.

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    on
    Commented on this photo:

    Next show teen mom all star jaja

    • andy

      selena is what we call a tease, the girl would never get preggers. she just likes to show off her body. ;)

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    maeby
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    Total mom move. Did you poop? Come here. I’m gonna see if you pooped. Ugh stop running away! Fine i’ll just pat your butt and see.

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    maeby
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    pull his pants down and punch him. It’ll give you a good minute head-start.

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