I Guess We’re Looking at Selena Gomez’ Nipples Now

It was only a matter of time before Selena Gomez took it upon herself to go out to dinner with The Weeknd in what I like to call “phantom cloth”. It’s basically a fabric that looks like a regular dress until you throw some pap flashbulbs over it and BOOM… X-ray goggles.

We’ve seen it before, Kendall Jenner had some quality phantom cloth on a few weeks back when she arrived Cannes and who could forget the fact that Heidi Klum’s nipples have registered with the DMV to have their own driver’s license.

Anyway, it’s Wednesday and the world is once again on fire so lets just crack a Fresca and look at her butt to subside the sweaty palms brought on by reading real news.