Selena Gomez Has No Idea What Her Nipples Are Doing Now

July 11th, 2014 // 28 Comments

When Courtney Stodden got cartoonishly bigger implants last year, she went through a short adjustment period where her old clothes didn’t exactly fit the same because physics. And now here’s recently retitted Selena Gomez not realizing she posted her own nipple slip to Instagram because her life’s following the same exact path as Courtney Stodden’s and, oh God, I just killed her, didn’t I? I fucking killed her. I’m sorry!

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    I don’t see anything.

  2. it had to be said

    I don’t think that’s a nipple. I think it’s a loop of lace from her shirt. Also, whatever.

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    Cletus
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    She must not have learned how to manage those implants yet…

  4. No

    Thats called lace idiot.

  5. Selena Gomez Nipple Slip
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    I think maybe she’s lost feeling in them and having them butchered…Now maybe she can see someone about those duck lips.

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    Looklooklook! A tiny sliver of areola is peeking out above her feathery bikini top…thing. In slightly out-of-focus black & white, no less! *fap fap fap fap fap fap*

  7. That toddler has got nice tits and enough whore paint to give Jon Benet a run for her money.

  8. Serious question, is it titted or tittied?

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    Fooled again you morons! That is lace material from her top. Look at the design of the thing – left boob right boob comparison. It’s lace.

    Points for wishful thinking though.

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    AllyGator
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    I’m thinking that’s the lace on her shirt… yes, yes, nipples are confusing.

  11. buzz

    Fuck it. I’m going to call it anyway. SPRING BREAKERS TITTY BINGO! :D

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    Miley Cyrusis aslut
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    All of this wrangling over her supposed implants would in fact be interesting, if her boobs hadn’t gotten noticeably larger in the past after a tumultuous few days with the Canadian Christ-child. Anyone remember how big they were in that turquoise two piece in Miami a couple of years ago, after breaking up with him for the 10th or, maybe it was the 11th time. I think she knows exactly what she is showing to the world, at all times. The skintight, 2 sizes too small, almost see through tank top with no bra, boobs spilling out over the top or this little number… it’s all the same..”In your face, Asshole Bieber-midget!” That is exactly what she is saying with these latest little exhibitionist displays of girl flesh.

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    It is too small to be a nipple. Or she has man boobs.

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    Theologian
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    Wow, the one on the right must be the smart one (note the absence of a stupid expression on her face).

  15. Selena Gomez Nipple Slip
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    That’s no nipple. That’s a space station!!!

  16. Selena Gomez Nipple Slip
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    I thought only babies could get nipple confusion

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    anonym
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    no big deal. I have nipples too.

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